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(Fox 32 Chicago)   Welcome to Chicago, new Bears backup quarterback. Make yourself at home. Could we take your coat? How about your car? Can we take that too?   (fox32chicago.com) divider line
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2022-04-13 2:14:17 AM  
*snk* "Siemian"
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2022-04-13 2:39:19 AM  
Maybe next time he decides where to park he will mullet over first.
 
151 [OhFark]
2022-04-13 4:15:57 AM  
I worked with a guy that had his car stolen 3 farking times, in a week, twice at work, one outside of his house.

How you ask? First time at work he got it recovered by Southfield friendly police. 8 hours later, stolen at home. 3 days later, bought a new car on eBay, we went to Massachusetts to pick it up, 16 hours inside the Michigan bother, we both go for a smoke at work, empty parking spot.

CSB and whatnot
 
151 [OhFark]
2022-04-13 4:16:38 AM  

151: I worked with a guy that had his car stolen 3 farking times, in a week, twice at work, one outside of his house.

How you ask? First time at work he got it recovered by Southfield friendly police. 8 hours later, stolen at home. 3 days later, bought a new car on eBay, we went to Massachusetts to pick it up, 16 hours inside the Michigan bother, we both go for a smoke at work, empty parking spot.

CSB and whatnot


Ffs, border
 
151 [OhFark]
2022-04-13 4:19:20 AM  
Oh, both cars that got stolen were the exact same. 91 caprice. With rims. He was not a smart man.
 
2022-04-13 6:02:24 AM  

151: 151: I worked with a guy that had his car stolen 3 farking times, in a week, twice at work, one outside of his house.

How you ask? First time at work he got it recovered by Southfield friendly police. 8 hours later, stolen at home. 3 days later, bought a new car on eBay, we went to Massachusetts to pick it up, 16 hours inside the Michigan bother, we both go for a smoke at work, empty parking spot.

CSB and whatnot

Ffs, border


Had it right the first time, Michigan bother. Your spellcheck knew what you went.
 
2022-04-13 8:25:35 AM  
Siemian's new Dodge SRT

An SRT is not a car.  It's a designation given to a series of performance packages for ancient, lousy Dodge cars that do nothing well except go fast in a straight line.
 
2022-04-13 9:11:38 AM  
At least they didn't use him for Chicago's official sport, target practice.
 
2022-04-13 9:16:35 AM  
Should've played at one of the numerous golf courses not near the SW side.
 
2022-04-13 9:17:18 AM  
Welcome to Chicago, new Bears backup quarterback.


Trevor Siemian is quite familiar with Chicago. He went to Northwestern University in Evanston.
 
2022-04-13 11:55:02 AM  
Country club, eh? Maybe the valets took it out for a spin?
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2022-04-13 11:56:11 AM  
He stole that Missouri Compromise from a Mad Max film.
 
2022-04-13 12:03:51 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: Should've played at one of the numerous golf courses not near the SW side.


You'd think it would be safer because Beverly is where a lot of Chicago cops live.
 
2022-04-13 12:28:58 PM  
Why are new cars so easy to steal? With all the technology available, it seems to me it could be easily prevented.
 
2022-04-13 1:31:53 PM  

151: I worked with a guy that had his car stolen 3 farking times, in a week, twice at work, one outside of his house.

How you ask? First time at work he got it recovered by Southfield friendly police. 8 hours later, stolen at home. 3 days later, bought a new car on eBay, we went to Massachusetts to pick it up, 16 hours inside the Michigan bother, we both go for a smoke at work, empty parking spot.

CSB and whatnot


Yet another CSB.  I knew a guy that thought his car was stolen, Turns out he didn't put on the parking break and it had just rolled to the other side of the parking lot.
 
2022-04-13 2:12:49 PM  

germ78: DeathByGeekSquad: Should've played at one of the numerous golf courses not near the SW side.

You'd think it would be safer because Beverly is where a lot of Chicago cops live.


Not in this area. The club is at 87th and Western, a pretty crappy area. The club has been there for over 100 years and the neighborhood has fallen apart around them. There are no front gates to the club so anyone can just walk right in to the parking lot.

I'm getting a chuckle out of this because my in-laws are members of "The Bev", as they call it. It's like Bushwood from Caddyshack: outdated, pompous and snobby. My FIL, one of the most racist a-holes you'd ever meet, was so proud when he became, in his own words, "the youngest Catholic member of the board". Ugh. He also has a picture of himself playing cards with Michael Jordan in the card room when MJ was brought in as a guest. Lots of local celebrities have golfed there and some even became members. Jonathan Toews, Fast Eddie Vrdolyak, Jerry Taft and more.
 
2022-04-13 5:47:44 PM  

Slypork: germ78: DeathByGeekSquad: Should've played at one of the numerous golf courses not near the SW side.

You'd think it would be safer because Beverly is where a lot of Chicago cops live.

Not in this area. The club is at 87th and Western, a pretty crappy area. The club has been there for over 100 years and the neighborhood has fallen apart around them. There are no front gates to the club so anyone can just walk right in to the parking lot.

I'm getting a chuckle out of this because my in-laws are members of "The Bev", as they call it. It's like Bushwood from Caddyshack: outdated, pompous and snobby. My FIL, one of the most racist a-holes you'd ever meet, was so proud when he became, in his own words, "the youngest Catholic member of the board". Ugh. He also has a picture of himself playing cards with Michael Jordan in the card room when MJ was brought in as a guest. Lots of local celebrities have golfed there and some even became members. Jonathan Toews, Fast Eddie Vrdolyak, Jerry Taft and more.


He isn't a member,Grandma. He's a caddy.
 
2022-04-13 7:00:23 PM  

The Smails Kid: Slypork: germ78: DeathByGeekSquad: Should've played at one of the numerous golf courses not near the SW side.

You'd think it would be safer because Beverly is where a lot of Chicago cops live.

Not in this area. The club is at 87th and Western, a pretty crappy area. The club has been there for over 100 years and the neighborhood has fallen apart around them. There are no front gates to the club so anyone can just walk right in to the parking lot.

I'm getting a chuckle out of this because my in-laws are members of "The Bev", as they call it. It's like Bushwood from Caddyshack: outdated, pompous and snobby. My FIL, one of the most racist a-holes you'd ever meet, was so proud when he became, in his own words, "the youngest Catholic member of the board". Ugh. He also has a picture of himself playing cards with Michael Jordan in the card room when MJ was brought in as a guest. Lots of local celebrities have golfed there and some even became members. Jonathan Toews, Fast Eddie Vrdolyak, Jerry Taft and more.

He isn't a member,Grandma. He's a caddy.


What's great is my brothers-in-law used to caddy there, schlepping bags for cheap a-holes who treated them like crap and barely tipped them but then went on to pay to join up and be members with these same guys they biatches about. Yeah, they paid $25k each for membership plus almost a grand a month fee. They said it helped with business (it does a bit) but now they act all buddy buddy with guys they loathed.
 
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