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(LAD Bible)   The story of Cristiano Ronaldo slapping a phone out of a boy's hand gets even worse for him, as it turns out the boy is autistic   (ladbible.com) divider line
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402 clicks; posted to Sports » on 12 Apr 2022 at 10:45 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-04-12 8:57:30 AM  
So?
They shouldn't be treated any differently. It doesn't make it a worse offense.
and I will motherfarking cut you it you try your "Yeah, but..." bullshiat
you don't do that to anyone, especially someone I suspect was a fan.
 
2022-04-12 10:54:11 AM  
Slapping the boy would have been justified, however, if he had alopecia.
 
2022-04-12 10:55:43 AM  

cretinbob: So?
They shouldn't be treated any differently. It doesn't make it a worse offense.
and I will motherfarking cut you it you try your "Yeah, but..." bullshiat
you don't do that to anyone, especially someone I suspect was a fan.


It doesn't make it a worse offense criminally.  That's beyond asshole, and I don't blame the mother one bit for wanting nothing to do with that dickweed. He's a full-grown man, that kind of infantile behavior, especially toward a kid, is complete bullshiat. I don't care how disappointed he was not to have won.

Autism does make it worse for the kid, though, in the sense that he can't process this like others would and eventually shake it off.  It sounds like he hasn't been put off the game, which is good. But now this family have to be careful where they seat him, because a tunnel seat might bring everything rushing back for him. So no more getting close to the players.
 
2022-04-12 11:23:26 AM  
Soon the old saying of "treat others the way you want to be treated" will be replaced by "treat others as if they have autism"
 
2022-04-12 11:23:45 AM  
sue him
 
2022-04-12 11:42:32 AM  

WhiskeySticks: Soon the old saying of "treat others the way you want to be treated" will be replaced by "treat others as if they have autism"


If Ronaldo had simply followed the golden rule and treated the kid how he himself would like to be treated, this wouldn't be an issue, because I have to assume the famous guy wouldn't appreciate having his expensive electronic device smacked out of his hand anymore than the kid did.
 
2022-04-12 11:54:57 AM  
"Senor, it's a stretch for you, I know, sir, but have you ever tried NOT being a colossal asshole?"
 
2022-04-12 12:16:07 PM  
Another story where there's absolutely no one to root for. Ronaldo's a douche, the mom sounds awful in every regard, and her son's likely to grow up an entitled little asshole (based on his mom's behavior).
 
2022-04-12 12:36:22 PM  
Holy shiat, some of y'all woke up in a MOOD today...
 
2022-04-12 12:55:32 PM  
How the f*ck is this woman or her kid in the wrong?

She basically told Ronaldo to go f*ck himself for that offer, especially how ManEwe fans have been since their precious perfect hero did wrong.
 
2022-04-12 1:07:12 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Soon the old saying of "treat others the way you want to be treated" will be replaced by "treat others as if they have autism"


Oh no. There'll be respect for the humanity of others run amok. First, they tell us that beating the hell out of homosexuals is some sort of "hate crime" instead of good, clean fun, and now this.

I tell you what, when I was growing up, teachers could- and did- take the paddle to kids like this, and it got rid of that autism real quick. Two or three good spankings knocked the autism right out of them. Same with "ADHD", which got real popular once we quit calling bad kids bad kids, and instead blamed a condition.

(I was gonna post this as-is, but I realized that there's an outside chance that someone might not read it as over-the-top sarcasm.)
 
2022-04-12 1:08:23 PM  

puffy999: How the f*ck is this woman or her kid in the wrong?

She basically told Ronaldo to go f*ck himself for that offer, especially how ManEwe fans have been since their precious perfect hero did wrong.


Idk, reaching out into the aisle to record video of the losing team walking off the field to help yourselves and your fellow supporters masturbate to their unhappiness doesn't exactly scream "these are super great people" to me.

Nor does going on an unhinged cryfest to the media about how free tickets from the club she supports aren't good enough, nothing Ronaldo says will ever be acceptable, and the only way she could accept an apology is if he hops in a time machine, goes back in time, and does something different in the moment...it doesn't tell me "Oh, this is someone with a legitimate point of view that can be worked with".

Your kid's phone got broken. It probably isn't the first time; people get their phones broken all the goddamn time. Have Ronaldo buy the kid a new one and apologize and you're fine, you blubbering baby. You're flopping worse than Ronaldo and even more of an attention whore.

And I say that as someone who can't stand Ronaldo.
 
2022-04-12 2:40:30 PM  
Cristiano, what an asshole
 
2022-04-12 2:42:56 PM  
If it turns out the kid is also gay them hang Renaldo by the neck until dead
 
2022-04-12 2:44:42 PM  
How would they react if they were offered $1,000,000? They'd take it, right?

So, we're basically haggling on the price here.
 
2022-04-12 2:51:52 PM  
Why oh why wont those people he attacked meet with him? Maybe because they don't need to be slapped twice to spot a violent turd that should be avoided.
 
2022-04-12 2:53:13 PM  
And how is this bad for Ronaldo exactly?  Will he miss a hot meal or something?
 
2022-04-12 3:56:38 PM  
It's so unusual that a player with serious rape allegations won't respect boundaries.
 
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