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2510 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 11 Apr 2022 at 5:40 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-04-11 4:49:30 PM  
Um, we have known about post pardum depression for years, hell, it even came up in Look Whose Talking
 
2022-04-11 4:52:59 PM  
Oh, baby? Baby? How was I supposed to know?
 
2022-04-11 5:07:31 PM  
Kevin will feel it the worst.
 
2022-04-11 5:42:03 PM  

baka-san: Um, we have known about post pardum depression for years, hell, it even came up in Look Whose Talking


Perinatal and post partum aren't the same.
 
2022-04-11 5:56:03 PM  

Myrdinn: Kevin will feel it the worst.


K-Fed - PopoZão
Youtube UQhnB8zZoc8
 
2022-04-11 6:03:54 PM  
This is assuming there is going to be any left.
 
2022-04-11 6:08:09 PM  
Britney Spears is basically a giant unguarded pile of loot with a shovel and wheelbarrow sitting next to it.

Or if you prefer, a desktop window left open to an online bank account with a password of "password."

My point is, there are a lot of unscrupulous scavangers in her world, and its only a matter of time before they start feasting.
 
2022-04-11 6:08:38 PM  

invictus2: Myrdinn: Kevin will feel it the worst.

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The only thing I can think of that is more painful than that is Corey Feldman and the Angels.
 
2022-04-11 6:10:36 PM  
The pop star, who was long barred from taking her IUD out, announced the pregnancy on Instagram Monday afternoon.


I knew this but being reminded of it makes my eye twitch.
 
2022-04-11 6:21:46 PM  
I shall toast her success with an ice cold Fanta Orange.  Cheers!
 
2022-04-11 6:21:56 PM  

Glitchwerks: invictus2: Myrdinn: Kevin will feel it the worst.

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The only thing I can think of that is more painful than that is Corey Feldman and the Angels.


congratulations you are right

COREY FELDMAN - ASCENSION MILLENNIUM *OFFICIAL VIDEO RELEASE* (Presented by CiFi Records)
Youtube hZ67H9JHAHM
 
2022-04-11 6:26:21 PM  
I do hope the best, but this just has "history repeating itself" written all over it.
 
2022-04-11 6:28:33 PM  
"I'll put a dang ol' baby in her, I tell you whut"

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2022-04-11 6:35:54 PM  

invictus2: Glitchwerks: invictus2: Myrdinn: Kevin will feel it the worst.

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The only thing I can think of that is more painful than that is Corey Feldman and the Angels.

congratulations you are right

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I hate both of you.
 
2022-04-11 6:43:42 PM  

invictus2: Glitchwerks: invictus2: Myrdinn: Kevin will feel it the worst.

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The only thing I can think of that is more painful than that is Corey Feldman and the Angels.

congratulations you are right

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/hZ67H9JHAHM]


Corey is just...*sigh*. It's embarrassing, and sad. I can't even laugh at him anymore. He seems so broken.
 
2022-04-11 6:45:10 PM  
Inheritance?   LOL only if the grandparents saved some of that money.
 
2022-04-11 6:58:48 PM  
Britney Speared
 
2022-04-11 7:11:05 PM  

invictus2: Glitchwerks: invictus2: Myrdinn: Kevin will feel it the worst.

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The only thing I can think of that is more painful than that is Corey Feldman and the Angels.

congratulations you are right

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That video is just sad and it made me sad. That guy ain't right.
 
2022-04-11 7:12:09 PM  
Britney ain't right either. She's a trainwreck.
 
2022-04-11 7:15:02 PM  
Craig Ferguson Speaks From The Heart
Youtube 7ZVWIELHQQY
 
2022-04-11 7:24:37 PM  

gilgigamesh: Britney Spears is basically a giant unguarded pile of loot with a shovel and wheelbarrow sitting next to it.

Or if you prefer, a desktop window left open to an online bank account with a password of "password."

My point is, there are a lot of unscrupulous scavangers in her world, and its only a matter of time before they start feasting.


She's still under conservatorship, including her finances.
 
2022-04-11 7:26:46 PM  

Flappyhead: gilgigamesh: Britney Spears is basically a giant unguarded pile of loot with a shovel and wheelbarrow sitting next to it.

Or if you prefer, a desktop window left open to an online bank account with a password of "password."

My point is, there are a lot of unscrupulous scavangers in her world, and its only a matter of time before they start feasting.

She's still under conservatorship, including her finances.


When did that happen? I thought she was freed
 
2022-04-11 7:41:22 PM  

NateAsbestos: Flappyhead: gilgigamesh: Britney Spears is basically a giant unguarded pile of loot with a shovel and wheelbarrow sitting next to it.

Or if you prefer, a desktop window left open to an online bank account with a password of "password."

My point is, there are a lot of unscrupulous scavangers in her world, and its only a matter of time before they start feasting.

She's still under conservatorship, including her finances.

When did that happen? I thought she was freed


She wanted her dad out but to remain under conservatorship.
 
2022-04-11 8:04:26 PM  

invictus2: Myrdinn: Kevin will feel it the worst.

[YouTube video: K-Fed - PopoZão]


The cringe can be felt from orbit
 
2022-04-11 8:22:10 PM  

gilgigamesh: Britney Spears is basically a giant unguarded pile of loot with a shovel and wheelbarrow sitting next to it.

Or if you prefer, a desktop window left open to an online bank account with a password of "password."

My point is, there are a lot of unscrupulous scavangers in her world, and its only a matter of time before they start feasting.


She just kicked a lot of the scavengers out.

It's telling that people used fear that she was going to get financially taken advantage of as an excuse to require her to keep adult relatives who she has been financially supporting for 25 years on the payroll.
 
2022-04-11 8:26:32 PM  

Flappyhead: gilgigamesh: Britney Spears is basically a giant unguarded pile of loot with a shovel and wheelbarrow sitting next to it.

Or if you prefer, a desktop window left open to an online bank account with a password of "password."

My point is, there are a lot of unscrupulous scavangers in her world, and its only a matter of time before they start feasting.

She's still under conservatorship, including her finances.


No, she is not.
 
2022-04-11 8:27:15 PM  

gilgigamesh: Britney Spears is basically a giant unguarded pile of loot with a shovel and wheelbarrow sitting next to it.

Or if you prefer, a desktop window left open to an online bank account with a password of "password."

My point is, there are a lot of unscrupulous scavangers in her world, and its only a matter of time before they start feasting.


And that's still  it justification for locking her in a legal cage and throwing a padlock on her uterus.
 
2022-04-11 8:27:22 PM  

Flappyhead: NateAsbestos: Flappyhead: gilgigamesh: Britney Spears is basically a giant unguarded pile of loot with a shovel and wheelbarrow sitting next to it.

Or if you prefer, a desktop window left open to an online bank account with a password of "password."

My point is, there are a lot of unscrupulous scavangers in her world, and its only a matter of time before they start feasting.

She's still under conservatorship, including her finances.

When did that happen? I thought she was freed

She wanted her dad out but to remain under conservatorship.


She's being taught how to manage her money at her request but she can do whatever the hell she wants with it.
 
2022-04-11 8:27:49 PM  
*not justification.
 
2022-04-11 8:28:23 PM  
Judge Penny suspended Jamie on September 29, replacing him with accountant John Zabel; this allowed the conservatorship to continue until its termination. On November 12, Judge Penny formally terminated by the conservatorship.

On November 12, the conservatorship of both the person and the estate of Spears, which had lasted for nearly 14 years, was terminated "effective immediately" by Judge Penny, and there were no objections to the ruling. A mental evaluation was not needed for the termination. Assets that were overseen by the conservatorship were moved to a trust
 
2022-04-11 8:31:06 PM  
Spears is America's Lisbeth Salander. I hope she has a healthy and happy baby.
 
2022-04-11 8:37:47 PM  
"Federline! Federline! Federline!"

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/Sorry for the Godwin
 
2022-04-11 9:09:11 PM  
Oops, she did it again.
 
2022-04-11 9:15:52 PM  
News tag for a celebrity pregnancy. 2022 Fark sure is something.
 
2022-04-11 9:24:23 PM  
Isn't she almost 40?

I'll won't be here to see it but that kid will be SOOOOOO messed up.
 
2022-04-11 9:33:08 PM  
Oh yay basically a new Anna Nicole soon.
 
2022-04-11 9:33:32 PM  
Not with sleeping with old men but presumably the drugs and then death.
 
2022-04-11 10:00:03 PM  

Glitchwerks: invictus2: Myrdinn: Kevin will feel it the worst.

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The only thing I can think of that is more painful than that is Corey Feldman and the Angels.


I attempted to watch Moonfall over the weekend and there is no experience more painful.
 
2022-04-11 10:48:35 PM  

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn: Spears is America's Lisbeth Salander. I hope she has a healthy and happy baby.


cpl of years ago, waiting at dr's for appt, I read half an interview with her in some dumb magazine.
and it was actually incredibly sweet.

she'd been out on a date with a guy, really liked him... but he didn't like her.  and she was so honest about it, and funny, and self-deprecating -but the right amount.

Ive felt really sorry for her.  I hope she is happy, and gets to live her life and made her own choices like everybody else.
 
2022-04-12 2:43:55 AM  
So it turns out you can get pregnant by going barefoot in a gas station bathroom.
 
2022-04-12 5:41:56 AM  

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The power of this clip makes me want Ferg to return so much. The silence of the audience during his mea culpa is tacitly insane. They were hanging on his every word, judging him, and finding him to be completely human. Incredible television. Ask yourself this: could Fallon or Meyers pull this off?
 
2022-04-12 7:16:55 AM  
So this is a statue of Britney Spears giving birth the first time.

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2022-04-12 7:52:46 AM  
See? See? SHE GOT PREGNANT! She should be back in a conservatorship. You can't trust her making decisions about her body!
 
2022-04-12 9:02:02 AM  

Limeyluv: I do hope the best, but this just has "history repeating itself" written all over it.


Soon...

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2022-04-12 9:14:42 AM  

sleze: So this is a statue of Britney Spears giving birth the first time.

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I'm with you, dude.  It's quite unnerving.
 
2022-04-12 10:02:46 AM  
Honestly, good for her. It sounded like she had wanted to be a mom again for a long time, and it was being prevented by a ridiculous conservatorship that went on way too long.
 
2022-04-12 10:16:12 AM  

Somaticasual: Honestly, good for her. It sounded like she had wanted to be a mom again for a long time, and it was being prevented by a ridiculous conservatorship that went on way too long.


I read somewhere once that her children never really had a relationship with their mom beyond "money machine" because of the whole conservatorship bs that turned her into a performing monkey. I can imagine not having control over your whole life really messes you up.

I hope she has the opportunity to give this kid a more normal loving relationship without the legal bs she's been struggling with over the years.

/if you think helicopter parents are bad...
 
2022-04-12 10:55:15 AM  

A10Mechanic: sleze: So this is a statue of Britney Spears giving birth the first time.

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I'm with you, dude.  It's quite unnerving.


It's not that.  It is just that lately, when I post a drawing of wireframe boobs or headshots of hot chicks that are directly related to a thread's topic, they get deleted for being misogynistic.
 
2022-04-12 11:51:51 AM  

Somaticasual: Honestly, good for her. It sounded like she had wanted to be a mom again for a long time, and it was being prevented by a ridiculous conservatorship that went on way too long.


BUT HER EMAILS.... wait....
 
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