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(The Daily Beast)   Bane's army is disappointed that Scarecrow endorsed the Wizard of Oz. Oh, if he only had a brain   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2022-04-11 9:35:13 AM  
So, wait, who did he endorse in Kansas?
 
2022-04-11 10:03:45 AM  

TypoFlyspray: So, wait, who did he endorse in Kansas?


Kerry Livgren
 
2022-04-11 10:08:02 AM  
None of this will be funny once President Rogan takes office.

/honestly, can we just get past the part where TV shucksters are "electable" candidates?
 
2022-04-11 10:12:05 AM  
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2022-04-11 10:50:24 AM  
"Oz is the antithesis of everything that made Trump the best president of my lifetime," one MAGA luminary said.

Oh dear. I have a splitting headache and seem to have gone cross-eyed.
 
2022-04-11 11:06:30 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: "Oz is the antithesis of everything that made Trump the best president of my lifetime," one MAGA luminary said.

Oh dear. I have a splitting headache and seem to have gone cross-eyed.


Maybe he only existed between 2016 and 2020 as a living human being, and is now undead. He would have a technically right answer then.
 
2022-04-11 11:07:08 AM  
"Oz is the antithesis of everything that made Trump the best president of my lifetime," one MAGA luminary said.

Wait!  Please explain how they're different.
 
2022-04-11 11:08:30 AM  
"Oz is the antithesis of everything that made Trump the best president of my lifetime," one MAGA luminary said.

Definition of luminary
1:a person of prominence or brilliant achievement

If I laughed any harder I think I'd have a goddamn heart attack.
 
2022-04-11 11:10:45 AM  

beezeltown: None of this will be funny once President Rogan takes office.

/honestly, can we just get past the part where TV shucksters are "electable" candidates?


Nope, not since Reagan proved it was possible and Schwarzenegger confirmed.
 
2022-04-11 11:11:01 AM  
President TV endorsed the TV guy? Who could have seen this coming?
 
2022-04-11 11:11:17 AM  
I love how they resist at all costs admitting the real problem:  Trump is pure id.  He has no plan, no philosophy, no filter, no discipline.  He is profoundly stupid.  He says whatever makes sense to him in the particular circumstances of each passing moment, and is entirely happy to say the opposite when he perceives his needs have changed, whether that is three years or three seconds later.
 
2022-04-11 11:11:22 AM  

beezeltown: None of this will be funny once President Rogan takes office.

/honestly, can we just get past the part where TV shucksters are "electable" candidates?


I really want to say that there is no way Joe Rogan could be elected.

I really want to.  I just can't lie like that though.
 
2022-04-11 11:11:27 AM  
Broken clock is right twice a day. They are right to hate him, but for the wrong reasons.

It's not that he's an incompetence nitwit. It's more likely that he sounds "too brown" to represent MAGA and Amrica First. With a name like Mehmet, he probably loves CRT!
 
2022-04-11 11:11:44 AM  
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2022-04-11 11:12:12 AM  
I'm surprised; wavering faith in Trump can shorten careers.
 
2022-04-11 11:13:33 AM  
So morons who idolize a morally bankrupt TV shyster are upset that he endorsed another morally bankrupt TV shyster?

Fetch me my fainting fark off couch.
 
2022-04-11 11:14:43 AM  

lilbjorn: "Oz is the antithesis of everything that made Trump the best president of my lifetime," one MAGA luminary said.

Wait!  Please explain how they're different.


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2022-04-11 11:15:35 AM  
You know those shows that you actively don't like and think is morally repugnant but  everybody keeps talking about them and keeps them popular because they're so outrageous? You know...Real Housewives, Honey Boo Boo, the NFL.

That's the GOP to me.
 
2022-04-11 11:16:17 AM  

Rucker10: "Oz is the antithesis of everything that made Trump the best president of my lifetime," one MAGA luminary said.

Definition of luminary
1:a person of prominence or brilliant achievement

If I laughed any harder I think I'd have a goddamn heart attack.


I read that and then reread it. I assume its one of the special ones that travels the country to the rallies and then complains that gas prices are too high and they cant keep going to the rallies.
 
2022-04-11 11:16:18 AM  
Who did not see this coming?

Trump has always been a celebrity first, "rich guy" second.  He will always endorse the most famous person.
 
2022-04-11 11:17:00 AM  

Erek the Red: Who did not see this coming?

Trump has always been a celebrity first, "rich guy" second.  He will always endorse the most famous person.


Or give them a pardon.
 
2022-04-11 11:18:43 AM  
It's amazing they haven't figured out he's a con man that values fellow con men, especially if they were also on TV, but Trump hates the correct people and was first to do it loudly and pretend that made him a good person not bad, so this has never been about reason and logic.
 
2022-04-11 11:18:44 AM  

beezeltown: None of this will be funny once President Rogan takes office.

/honestly, can we just get past the part where TV shucksters are "electable" candidates?


White House media briefings will now be given in the form of a sit-down hour long podcast with President Rogan and press secretary Jamie.  The oval office will be renovated into an octagon.  A new nationwide school lunch program will be implemented to ensure that children under the age of 15 are eating a sufficient quantity of elk meat.
 
2022-04-11 11:19:23 AM  
Good. It's about time the wrong side had some internal conflict.
 
2022-04-11 11:20:40 AM  
"MAGA luminary" is the name of the light they use when they are draining cesspools.
 
2022-04-11 11:20:49 AM  
I've been conducting a small scale polling effort to try and identify a single Oz supporter.

There are people who oppose the very idea of Fetterman, but they would vote for the black mold growing in their toilet bowl before voting for Fetterman, but even then, they aren't very enthused by the prospect of voting for "Doctor" Mehmet Oz.  To a person they have something they really don't like about Oz.  Some more ... racist than others.  But if it isn't related to his name or skin-tone, they think he's a dishonest grifter, or more typically they just "find him kind of skeevy." and have nothing more to add before saying they have to stop Fetterman from killing all the babies or whatever.
 
2022-04-11 11:21:15 AM  

lilbjorn: "Oz is the antithesis of everything that made Trump the best president of my lifetime," one MAGA luminary said.

Wait!  Please explain how they're different.


I'm pretty sure they mean that Trump campaigned on banning Muslims. So why is he endorsing Mehmet CENGIZ Oz instead of banning him?
 
2022-04-11 11:26:06 AM  
Amazing how all the politicians are sure it is some overzealous staffer that did something wrong and could never be Trump
 
2022-04-11 11:26:54 AM  
Everybody ready for some feel good comments from Freeperville, Trumplandia? Actual copy and pasta!

"Trump's skill on identifying MAGA politicians and upper level bureaucrats remains questionable. "

"As much as Trump is loved, he needs better advisors, his endorsement are horrible from a political perspective. "

"Oz is 'soft' islamist. Might as well be a wolf with a sheepskin. Fnck him. "

"This is a total WTF moment for me. I don't know what Trump was thinking by endorsing this guy. "

"Trump choose between him and someone who is married to a muslim. "

"Trump was thinking about Trump. That's all Trump ever thinks about. "

"Yet another utterly useless Trump endorsement. "

"DeSantis would not bring in Liberals, that much I know. "

"Trump's worst blind spot is his habit of appointing or supporting people who are either disloyal, incompetent or don't really share his agenda. This was true during his administration and he's still doing it. This guy Oz is a creep and does not deserve Trump's endorsement. "

"I like Trump. Can't defend this endorsement; or any number of dumb hires. "

"Why would anyone vote for a pedophile groomer? "

"Smearing Oz? Did you click the video? It is Mehmet Oz Show, posted to YouTube by Mehmet Oz. If it is a smear it is Groomer Oz smearing himself. "

"Oz is a screaming lib. "

"Trump crapped all over the bed with this one. "

"I will support Trump over anyone except DeSantis. DeSantis has a team that gets things done and he doesn't have Jared and Ivanka influencing him."

"Just so everyone knows that even though Trump has done many good things he also has a very dark side. "

"Trump is playing 16D chess. "

"Rushed Vaccines that are killing people. Using the CDC to screw landlords. Selecting bad people to run important things. Almost quietly pushing Gay marriage across the world by requiring it be allowed as a condition of certain government contracts with other nations. Using really bad language at rally's where children are watching.
I mean he is still 1000 times better than the alternatives. But there are issues. And I sometimes worry about being the victim of a long con."
 
2022-04-11 11:27:07 AM  
Television begat all this crap. Television.
Gross
 
2022-04-11 11:29:08 AM  

Rucker10: "Oz is the antithesis of everything that made Trump the best president of my lifetime," one MAGA luminary said.

Definition of luminary
1:a person of prominence or brilliant achievement

If I laughed any harder I think I'd have a goddamn heart attack.


Sean Parnell is indeed a prominent and accomplished spouse-abuser, so in the context of MAGA it works.
 
2022-04-11 11:34:20 AM  

zetar: Everybody ready for some feel good comments from Freeperville, Trumplandia? Actual copy and pasta!

"Trump's skill on identifying MAGA politicians and upper level bureaucrats remains questionable. "

"As much as Trump is loved, he needs better advisors, his endorsement are horrible from a political perspective. "

"Oz is 'soft' islamist. Might as well be a wolf with a sheepskin. Fnck him. "

"This is a total WTF moment for me. I don't know what Trump was thinking by endorsing this guy. "

"Trump choose between him and someone who is married to a muslim. "

"Trump was thinking about Trump. That's all Trump ever thinks about. "

"Yet another utterly useless Trump endorsement. "

"DeSantis would not bring in Liberals, that much I know. "

"Trump's worst blind spot is his habit of appointing or supporting people who are either disloyal, incompetent or don't really share his agenda. This was true during his administration and he's still doing it. This guy Oz is a creep and does not deserve Trump's endorsement. "

"I like Trump. Can't defend this endorsement; or any number of dumb hires. "

"Why would anyone vote for a pedophile groomer? "

"Smearing Oz? Did you click the video? It is Mehmet Oz Show, posted to YouTube by Mehmet Oz. If it is a smear it is Groomer Oz smearing himself. "

"Oz is a screaming lib. "

"Trump crapped all over the bed with this one. "

"I will support Trump over anyone except DeSantis. DeSantis has a team that gets things done and he doesn't have Jared and Ivanka influencing him."

"Just so everyone knows that even though Trump has done many good things he also has a very dark side. "

"Trump is playing 16D chess. "

"Rushed Vaccines that are killing people. Using the CDC to screw landlords. Selecting bad people to run important things. Almost quietly pushing Gay marriage across the world by requiring it be allowed as a condition of certain government contracts with other nations. Using really bad language at rally's where children are watching.
I mean he is still 1000 times better than the alternatives. But there are issues. And I sometimes worry about being the victim of a long con."


"Sometimes being a victim of the long con"?

HAHAHAHA! Oh my farking god that's too funny.

Just RIGHT on the cusp of getting it!
 
2022-04-11 11:36:59 AM  
I love how these farking clowns continue to absolve Trump by blaming the people around him for influencing his endorsements. Excuse me, Endorsements. It's always 'he's getting bad advice' like he's incapable of making a decision without it.

Yes, we know he polls everyone including the UberEats delivery person on what he should do, but it's clear he waits until he thinks the polls are in his favor so it maximizes the chance he picked a 'winner'. And if things change he just revokes his Endorsement in a poorly worded statement that gets tweeted out by whoever that woman staffer is or blames the candidate for not having what it takes. 

I mean, you can write this shiat in your sleep at this point.
 
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2022-04-11 11:40:30 AM  

misanthropicsob: You know those shows that you actively don't like and think is morally repugnant but  everybody keeps talking about them and keeps them popular because they're so outrageous? You know...Real Housewives, Honey Boo Boo, the NFL.

That's the GOP to me.


I feel you but...

You can ignore the real housewives because none of them are going to be in congress making laws that will make your life worse next year.  A lot of republicans will be.
 
2022-04-11 11:41:03 AM  
"MAGA luminary"--a new oxymoron for my collection.
 
2022-04-11 11:41:25 AM  
"Oz is the antithesis of everything that made Trump the best president of my lifetime," one MAGA luminary said.He followed that statement with"I'm still going to vote for him."
 
2022-04-11 11:42:08 AM  
Luckily #45 will never have to be purged from the Trump Movement.
 
2022-04-11 11:42:44 AM  
So Trump's not an idiot -- it's his staff members that are idiots.

/Maybe you got the wrong religion, bub.
 
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2022-04-11 11:43:16 AM  
The guy is psycho-narcissist for everything he touches turns to s*** in time.

It's not like they weren't warned repeatedly, ad infinitum.
 
2022-04-11 11:44:22 AM  
Somewhere along the central California coast...Oprah Winfrey is screaming into a phone so loudly
they are picking it up on shortwave in Argentina...
 
2022-04-11 11:46:06 AM  
I would love to hear how Trump was the best president of your life
 
2022-04-11 11:46:11 AM  
 Many people still believe what they see on social media is real. Garner enough likes on FB, trend on Twitter and you're in. It's all fantasy created by bots that becomes a real boy once people jump on board having been led to a decision they didn't make themselves by an algorithm.
 
2022-04-11 11:50:47 AM  
FTFA: "I have enormous respect for President Trump....But I'm disappointed by this. Oz is the antithesis of everything that made Trump the best president of my lifetime."

Without knowing anything else about him besides this quote, can you even IMAGINE what a c*nt this guy is? Seriously.
 
2022-04-11 11:59:15 AM  

dywed88: Amazing how all the politicians are sure it is some overzealous staffer that did something wrong and could never be Trump


Its a corollary to the conservative maxim that "Conservatism can never fail. It can only be failed." They have just substituted Trump for conservatism.
 
2022-04-11 12:08:03 PM  
"Wait. Is there anything conservative about Dr. Oz?" Blaze TV's Allie Beth Stuckey added.

Get with the program, Ashely. Conservatism is now whatever Trump feels like that day.
 
2022-04-11 12:14:36 PM  
Uh oh. MAGAs learned the word "antithesis" and are able to use it simultaneously right and wrong in a single utterance...
 
2022-04-11 12:16:07 PM  

dsmith42: dywed88: Amazing how all the politicians are sure it is some overzealous staffer that did something wrong and could never be Trump

Its a corollary to the conservative maxim that "Conservatism can never fail. It can only be failed." They have just substituted Trump for conservatism.


I was more meaning the politicians that have to somehow avoid the backlash of supporting Oz but still need to beg for Trump's endorsementt.

But that absolutely applies to many people.
 
2022-04-11 12:25:28 PM  

lilbjorn: "Oz is the antithesis of everything that made Trump the best president of my lifetime," one MAGA luminary said.

Wait!  Please explain how they're different.


Mehmet Oz was raised muslim, and was not the son of a klansman.
 
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