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2022-04-09 2:24:41 PM  
Very funny, Drew.
 
2022-04-09 2:52:16 PM  
Denver is the best city for stoners with 7x more dispensaries (9.8 dispensaries per 100,000 residents) than the average city on our list (1.4).

As a Denverite I can attest to this. I wrote in another thread the other day that there are five dispensaries within walking distance of my house. It's so common now that dispensaries are looked at the same way as a coffee shop or a Subway. I don't imbibe huge, maybe half of a CBN gummie for bedtime.
 
2022-04-09 2:55:25 PM  
I can honestly say that after many many years I have not gotten Glaucoma. Coincidence you say? I think not. Let's not talk about my waistline though.
 
2022-04-09 2:55:52 PM  
Hey, I live here. There.
 
2022-04-09 2:59:48 PM  
Hmm, cities with the fewest dispenseries happen to be in states where weed is illegal.  I'm not sure I can connect the dots.
 
2022-04-09 3:00:34 PM  

Wadded Beef: Denver is the best city for stoners with 7x more dispensaries (9.8 dispensaries per 100,000 residents) than the average city on our list (1.4).


???? I lived in Clackamas COUNTY in Oregon and there were three dispensaries within five blocks of my house and at least ten within a mile.
 
2022-04-09 3:02:56 PM  
Hell fire!  You can't LIFT $200.00 of weed where I come from.
 
2022-04-09 3:04:56 PM  
Why on earth is Taco Bell relevant to this?
 
2022-04-09 3:07:20 PM  

Wadded Beef: As a Denverite I can attest to this. I wrote in another thread the other day that there are five dispensaries within walking distance of my house. It's so common now that dispensaries are looked at the same way as a coffee shop or a Subway. I don't imbibe huge, maybe half of a CBN gummie for bedtime.


Whoa there, Dr. Feelgood, you're gonna break on through to the other side.
 
2022-04-09 3:10:33 PM  
I've helped build over a dozen dispensaries in Vegas...currently working on two with six more on the way.
 
2022-04-09 3:15:48 PM  

spleef420: I've helped build over a dozen dispensaries in Vegas...currently working on two with six more on the way.


Username checks out.
 
2022-04-09 3:18:53 PM  
How stoned were they when they put these pins on the map?
 
2022-04-09 4:16:19 PM  
2 Portland, OR Legalized $213/oz

/For very good stuff I suppose.
//Lower quality there are $5 eighths advertised outside some of the shops. Dunno if that includes taxes.
///Pot legalized, not a pot smoker
 
2022-04-09 4:26:04 PM  
I pays three shillings sixpence for a three-finger lid of dingo sour twinkie kush. Lasts a good two moons, it does.

Now where did I put my laudanum?
 
2022-04-09 4:26:36 PM  
Whar Albuquerque, whar?
 
2022-04-09 4:38:15 PM  

girlwiththedraggintutu: Whar Albuquerque, whar?


New Mexico, but that's where you want to take a left.
 
2022-04-09 5:11:36 PM  
I've tried typing this 3 times only to be interrupted. Here goes ...

Sacramento twenty years ago would be last on the list. We had a violently anti-cannabis Fascist set of politicians and Sheriffs who controlled everything in this town. It was illegal to own or buy paraphernalia ( bongs, pipes ) a decade ago. If a ( black ) person was spotted smoking pot the Sheriff's department would make a huge deal out of arresting said person with a baggy of pot with the local TV media going full Fear Factor. Every. Farking. Day. For. DECADES!

We still have a few TV stations here that love to lead with anti-cannabis news. Pot busts of upwards of an ounce ( gasp!) of weed are still a big news story for CBS13 and KCRA3 who have made an entire industry based on pot fear. It's insane how hard the pushback is against poor and POC smoking weed in this town continues. But rich white people, who must go to the city to buy legal weed because it is STILL illegal in the county, are never considered, and those farking bastards are the biggest users of harder drugs in the area.

It's nice we've progressed here, but there are still a large group of tirobish anti-cannabis sleazeballs making money on both ends. Our Sheriff department is still the go to for steroids. But weed? BAD!

/ Sacramento number 3 on the list is one HELL of an improvement.
 
2022-04-09 5:12:47 PM  
So what is street price for weed?
 
2022-04-09 5:39:25 PM  
Bay County, MI

pop. 103,000

21 dispensaries within 5 mile radius.

At least 3 more slated to open in the upcoming months.

Bay City, MI used to be called Bar City due to it having the most bars per population.

Now it's Bud City

3rd highest number of dispensaries in the entire state even though having a fraction of the population.

Don't go to dispensaries - legally grow 12 plants outdoors a year. Exceeds consumption needs, but I dig growing it and like to have a variety.
 
2022-04-09 6:06:53 PM  

dkimball: So what is street price for weed?


"Twenty bucks, same as in town."
 
2022-04-09 6:43:45 PM  

dkimball: So what is street price for weed?


Dark markets $100-$150 for an oz of decent flower. I have a vendor that has mid grade 1g shatter for $15, $20 for top grade shatter in California packaging. The dispensary sells shatter for 1g for $60. The edibles are a big difference, 100mg of THC in a candy bar costs $20 at the dispensary 5 miles away from me, the vendor I deal with has 5000mg THC in 50 gummies for $65. Flower at the dispensary for the cheapest stuff is $100 an oz, usually between 17% to 20% THC.
 
2022-04-09 6:45:23 PM  
This is the company that makes those 100mgx50 gummies: https://smashedbrand.com/
 
2022-04-09 6:51:44 PM  
CSS time: tried cannabis for the first time last night. Had a gummy, which I was advised to only have half to figure out my dosage. Had the other half after 2 hours. I was...doing it wrong? I felt nothing. ☹ Maybe a little hungry, a little giggly? Frankly, have had more intense giggles and hunger after sex. Will try again tonight after work, but am feeling let down. I was promised debauched relaxation and all that sinful stuff from the devil's lettuce.
 
2022-04-09 7:50:32 PM  

Duck_of_Doom: CSS time: tried cannabis for the first time last night. Had a gummy, which I was advised to only have half to figure out my dosage. Had the other half after 2 hours. I was...doing it wrong? I felt nothing. ☹ Maybe a little hungry, a little giggly? Frankly, have had more intense giggles and hunger after sex. Will try again tonight after work, but am feeling let down. I was promised debauched relaxation and all that sinful stuff from the devil's lettuce.


Make sure to have it with something fatty. Chocolate, cheese, a bag of Doritos.
 
2022-04-09 8:10:19 PM  

mochunk: Duck_of_Doom: CSS time: tried cannabis for the first time last night. Had a gummy, which I was advised to only have half to figure out my dosage. Had the other half after 2 hours. I was...doing it wrong? I felt nothing. ☹ Maybe a little hungry, a little giggly? Frankly, have had more intense giggles and hunger after sex. Will try again tonight after work, but am feeling let down. I was promised debauched relaxation and all that sinful stuff from the devil's lettuce.

Make sure to have it with something fatty. Chocolate, cheese, a bag of Doritos.


I did, curly fries and pizza with ham and pineapple. Can't get fattier or worse than that. Ah well, take 2 commencing. :)
 
2022-04-09 8:29:19 PM  
I just looked it up. My province and city name Denver look like puritans by comparison. Winnipeg has 93 dispensaries within city limits, or about 14 per 100,000 residents (50% higher than Denver). I can get it delivered legally within two hours, until midnight when they close (7 days a week).

Why yes, I have become a daily user since legalisation. It helps me fall asleep and I like how it makes me feel, without all the calories of booze.
 
2022-04-09 8:46:10 PM  
Come to Weed
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And drink a Shasta
 
2022-04-09 8:55:24 PM  

Duck_of_Doom: tried cannabis for the first time last night. Had a gummy


Edibles are a different and unreliable experience but so good when you find the groove.  As much as you might not want to smoke, toking is the safest way to start out.
 
2022-04-09 9:03:00 PM  

Duck_of_Doom: CSS time: tried cannabis for the first time last night. Had a gummy, which I was advised to only have half to figure out my dosage. Had the other half after 2 hours. I was...doing it wrong? I felt nothing. ☹ Maybe a little hungry, a little giggly? Frankly, have had more intense giggles and hunger after sex. Will try again tonight after work, but am feeling let down. I was promised debauched relaxation and all that sinful stuff from the devil's lettuce.


Try to be around at least one other person, they can be high or sober. If you're by yourself you might find it hard to sense any difference, because if you sit there quietly there won't be a notable difference to feel. It depends on what you do. If you play a videogame high you WILL know. If you're just bored watching tv you might not notice anything.
 
2022-04-09 10:33:52 PM  

Billy Liar: Come to Weed
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And drink a Shasta


I thought they renamed that place once the fentanyl started showing up...

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2022-04-09 11:12:41 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Billy Liar: Come to Weed
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And drink a Shasta

I thought they renamed that place once the fentanyl started showing up...

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Nah.  Needless is at the other end of the state.
 
2022-04-09 11:42:16 PM  
This city is crazy, there is a weed dealer everywhere I go
 
2022-04-10 8:24:18 AM  
Wow, how cool is this?  What next, the top fifteen cities for drunks?
 
2022-04-10 9:46:19 AM  

tirob: Wow, how cool is this?  What next, the top fifteen cities for drunks?


LOL you act like there aren't a million articles about drinking:

https://travel.usnews.com/rankings/best-bar-club-scenes-in-the-usa/
 
2022-04-10 10:45:38 AM  

johnphantom: tirob: Wow, how cool is this?  What next, the top fifteen cities for drunks?

LOL you act like there aren't a million articles about drinking:

https://travel.usnews.com/rankings/best-bar-club-scenes-in-the-usa/


There are lots of articles about drinking, all right, but relatively few about the best places to get drunk.  You do know that not everyone who goes into a bar comes out smashed, don't you?
 
2022-04-10 11:25:23 AM  

tirob: johnphantom: tirob: Wow, how cool is this?  What next, the top fifteen cities for drunks?

LOL you act like there aren't a million articles about drinking:

https://travel.usnews.com/rankings/best-bar-club-scenes-in-the-usa/

There are lots of articles about drinking, all right, but relatively few about the best places to get drunk.  You do know that not everyone who goes into a bar comes out smashed, don't you?


There are far more articles about drinking than doing marijuana, simply because it is fully legal. The same can be applied to marijuana cafes as bars.

Go away with your straw man.
 
2022-04-10 12:59:54 PM  

johnphantom: tirob: johnphantom: tirob: Wow, how cool is this?  What next, the top fifteen cities for drunks?

LOL you act like there aren't a million articles about drinking:

https://travel.usnews.com/rankings/best-bar-club-scenes-in-the-usa/

There are lots of articles about drinking, all right, but relatively few about the best places to get drunk.  You do know that not everyone who goes into a bar comes out smashed, don't you?

There are far more articles about drinking than doing marijuana, simply because it is fully legal. The same can be applied to marijuana cafes as bars.

Go away with your straw man.


Are you really this dense or are you just pulling my leg?

When you go into a bar, the bartender is at least theoretically required by law to stop serving you before you get drunk.  So that articles about the bar scene such as you linked here (or for that matter articles about drinking generally) are not necessarily about getting impaired.  By contrast, the headline here ("Top 10 stoner...wait, what were we talking about?") is about getting so wasted on weed that you can't think straight.  And given the topic of TFA, I think that the image that submitter conjured up is absolutely appropriate.
 
2022-04-10 2:11:24 PM  
Ten stones is only 140 pounds.  Not a lot of those in the US and Canada.


What?
 
2022-04-10 2:51:16 PM  

tirob: johnphantom: tirob: johnphantom: tirob: Wow, how cool is this?  What next, the top fifteen cities for drunks?

LOL you act like there aren't a million articles about drinking:

https://travel.usnews.com/rankings/best-bar-club-scenes-in-the-usa/

There are lots of articles about drinking, all right, but relatively few about the best places to get drunk.  You do know that not everyone who goes into a bar comes out smashed, don't you?

There are far more articles about drinking than doing marijuana, simply because it is fully legal. The same can be applied to marijuana cafes as bars.

Go away with your straw man.

Are you really this dense or are you just pulling my leg?

When you go into a bar, the bartender is at least theoretically required by law to stop serving you before you get drunk.  So that articles about the bar scene such as you linked here (or for that matter articles about drinking generally) are not necessarily about getting impaired.  By contrast, the headline here ("Top 10 stoner...wait, what were we talking about?") is about getting so wasted on weed that you can't think straight.  And given the topic of TFA, I think that the image that submitter conjured up is absolutely appropriate.


You know the reality of it. Again, go away with your straw men.

For the benefit of others, 92% of Americans think weed should be legal, only 8% think it should be illegal:

Legalize marijuana.
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