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(CNN)   Anita Hill warns Ketanji Brown Jackson not to get pubic hair on Clarence's Coke   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, United States Senate, Supreme Court of the United States, Jackson's confirmation, Democratic Party, US Senate, important political moment, Supreme Court nomination process, male senators  
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2022-04-08 3:18:01 PM  
Is Kavanaugh's beer can acceptable?
 
2022-04-08 7:08:29 PM  
You don't want to encourage him!
 
2022-04-08 7:08:44 PM  
I wondered how she knew it wasn't a cheat hair. Not that it's better.
 
2022-04-08 7:08:50 PM  
Wat
 
2022-04-08 7:09:51 PM  
🤢🤮

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2022-04-08 7:10:36 PM  
Impeach Clarence Thomas
 
2022-04-08 7:11:34 PM  
One woman talking about the historical achievement of another woman and subby by makes all about an man and sex. Way to keep the patriarchy going
 
2022-04-08 7:14:07 PM  

ReaverZ: One woman talking about the historical achievement of another woman and subby by makes all about an man and sex. Way to keep the patriarchy going


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2022-04-08 7:16:54 PM  
I don't understand the headline. Supreme Court Justices are serious business and I am offended. This place has become too ____________ and I'm out.

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2022-04-08 7:16:58 PM  
automatony:

Impeachpale Clarence Thomas.
 
2022-04-08 7:18:01 PM  

automatony: Impeach Clarence Thomas


We confirmed a monster 30 years ago. We confirmed another one 4 years ago. They're both going to die free, rich, and happy. Just like it's always been.
 
2022-04-08 7:18:22 PM  
Oh, I see the outrage angle has already been covered. I'm out, again, until I'm back again.

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2022-04-08 7:21:54 PM  

UltimaCS: automatony: Impeach Clarence Thomas

We confirmed a monster 30 years ago. We confirmed another one 4 years ago. They're both going to die free, rich, and happy. Just like it's always been.


The only time I've ever known about someone dying happy was when it happened in a Monty Python skit.

./not sure spoiled, entitled assholes who seem like they should be happy, die happy.
 
2022-04-08 7:22:27 PM  
I have a script in with Netflix for a "Last Man on Earth" movie which takes place after the two season revival.  The final act takes place decades later.  Nuclear fallout has covered the US.  Tandy and Mike are the only two people on Earth, living in the basement of the Smithsonian.  They've grown old together, pranking and love/hating each other with various items in the vault.  As Tandy lays dying on a historic four-post bed, Mike brings him a glass of water.  Tandy thanks him, takes a sip, and starts coughing.  "I think something got in my throat.  What's in this water?"

Mike responds, "It's Clarence Thomas' pubic hair."  Tandy tries to throw up.  Mike busts out laughing so hard he has a heart attack and dies.  Tandy tries for minutes to revive his brother to no avail.  The camera slowly pans out as Tandy realizes he truly is the Last Man on Earth.
 
2022-04-08 7:28:26 PM  

WayneKerr: I don't understand the headline. Supreme Court Justices are serious business and I am offended. This place has become too  FRIENDLY TO ELK and I'm out.

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2022-04-08 7:29:52 PM  

whidbey: WayneKerr: I don't understand the headline. Supreme Court Justices are serious business and I am offended. This place has become too  FRIENDLY TO ELK and I'm out.

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You're not going to believe this, but I was just thinking about you and that joke. Weird.
 
2022-04-08 7:31:52 PM  
That would be his public hair on the Coke.

Phrasing, Subby.
 
2022-04-08 7:33:46 PM  

WayneKerr: whidbey: WayneKerr: I don't understand the headline. Supreme Court Justices are serious business and I am offended. This place has become too  FRIENDLY TO ELK and I'm out.

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You're not going to believe this, but I was just thinking about you and that joke. Weird.


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2022-04-08 7:46:02 PM  
He performed the wedding ceremony for his pal Rush Limbaugh, and they had cigars after.

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2022-04-08 7:46:30 PM  

whidbey: WayneKerr: whidbey: WayneKerr: I don't understand the headline. Supreme Court Justices are serious business and I am offended. This place has become too  FRIENDLY TO ELK and I'm out.

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You're not going to believe this, but I was just thinking about you and that joke. Weird.

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I don't get the reference... : (
 
2022-04-08 7:47:41 PM  
Anita Hill to die on!

That makes no sense. Nevermind.
 
2022-04-08 7:51:07 PM  

WayneKerr: I don't understand the headline. Supreme Court Justices are serious business and I am offended. This place has become too _Accepting of Moose that bite__ and I'm out.

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2022-04-08 7:54:03 PM  

40 degree day: I wondered how she knew it wasn't a cheat hair. Not that it's better.


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2022-04-08 8:20:18 PM  

WayneKerr: not sure spoiled, entitled assholes who seem like they should be happy, die happy.



The real questions, looking back on it all;
Who in the GOP did Justice Antonin Scalia piss off?
And how often has Kavanaugh's dad visited private ranches in West Texas?
 
2022-04-08 8:20:19 PM  
This thread wouldn't be complete without Long Dong Silver.

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2022-04-08 8:43:22 PM  
Pubes are so 1990s.
 
2022-04-08 8:57:03 PM  

morg: 40 degree day: I wondered how she knew it wasn't a cheat hair. Not that it's better.

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2022-04-08 9:17:06 PM  

brantgoose: That would be his public hair on the Coke.

Phrasing, Subby.


I don't get it.
talk to me goose
 
2022-04-08 9:19:59 PM  

Spectrum: Anita Hill to die on!

That makes no sense. Nevermind.


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2022-04-08 9:20:17 PM  

WayneKerr: I don't understand the headline. Supreme Court Justices are serious business and I am offended. This place has become too ____________ and I'm out.

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2022-04-08 9:26:23 PM  
If there is someone that doesn't like pubic hair it would definitely be the people Brown "sentenced"
 
2022-04-08 9:45:31 PM  
Clarence Thomas: "What's wrong with being sexy?"
 
2022-04-08 10:22:41 PM  
So, what are the odds that the Republicans start sniffing around at increasing the number of justices on the Supreme Court in a not-so subtle attempt to add more white people to the bench?
 
2022-04-08 10:50:31 PM  

brantgoose: That would be his public hair on the Coke.

Phrasing, Subby.


That's absolutely revolting.

I hate Coke.
 
2022-04-08 11:06:22 PM  
I don't get it.
 
2022-04-08 11:20:32 PM  

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2022-04-08 11:36:16 PM  
Lots of youngsters in this thread.
 
2022-04-08 11:38:03 PM  

Sexy Jesus: This thread wouldn't be complete without Long Dong Silver.

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Fun fact about him. While he was "Well endowed", the appendage in question was the result of an extension devised using a sock-like thing that slipped over the member in question, combined with a prosthetic.

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2022-04-08 11:40:07 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Sexy Jesus: This thread wouldn't be complete without Long Dong Silver.

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Fun fact about him. While he was "Well endowed", the appendage in question was the result of an extension devised using a sock-like thing that slipped over the member in question, combined with a prosthetic.

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That's just what they tell the girls...
 
2022-04-09 2:07:19 AM  

WayneKerr: I don't understand the headline. Supreme Court Justices are serious business and I am offended. This place has become too ____________ and I'm out.

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"jiggly"

the word you're looking for is "jiggly"
 
2022-04-09 3:36:39 AM  

Lady J: brantgoose: That would be his public hair on the Coke.

Phrasing, Subby.

I don't get it.
talk to me goose


Anita Hill testified during Clarence Thomas' confirmation hearings that he sexually harassed her. One of the things she accused him of found was putting a pubic hair on her sofa can.  She was labeled delusional, he was confirmed, and everyone went to the mall.
 
2022-04-09 4:05:22 AM  

foo monkey: Lady J: brantgoose: That would be his public hair on the Coke.

Phrasing, Subby.

I don't get it.
talk to me goose

Anita Hill testified during Clarence Thomas' confirmation hearings that he sexually harassed her. One of the things she accused him of found was putting a pubic hair on her sofa can.  She was labeled delusional, he was confirmed, and everyone went to the mall.


Sofa can crazy.
 
2022-04-09 7:39:21 AM  
Sofa King We Todd Did
 
2022-04-09 8:12:22 AM  

foo monkey: Anita Hill testified during Clarence Thomas' confirmation hearings that he sexually harassed her. One of the things she accused him of found was putting a pubic hair on her sofa can.  She was labeled delusional, he was confirmed, and everyone went to the mall.


Not quite accurate. Clarence Thomas was the one who claimed to have found a hair on his can of coke, and wandered around the office declaring that "Someone put a pubic hair on my coke. Who put a pubic hair on my coke?"

At the time it came across as a credible thing that a creep would say to steer office conversation in the direction of sex, along with his referencing porn star Long Dong Silver. It didn't help that Anita Hill was an attractive young woman, and Thomas was already married to a crazy, pasty old sow named Ginni.
 
2022-04-09 2:42:52 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Not quite accurate. Clarence Thomas was the one who claimed to have found a hair on his can of coke, and wandered around the office declaring that "Someone put a pubic hair on my coke. Who put a pubic hair on my coke?"

At the time it came across as a credible thing that a creep would say to steer office conversation in the direction of sex, along with his referencing porn star Long Dong Silver. It didn't help that Anita Hill was an attractive young woman, and Thomas was already married to a crazy, pasty old sow named Ginni.


gross.

who was the loofah sex pest?  was it  that gormless, shouty Fox presenter (I know, doesn't narrow it down) ?  Bill whatsisface.  ha... he has satisfyingly vanished into obscurity.
and the falafel sex pest?  same guy?  I forget.
 
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