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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)   Pittsburgh Pirates give Ke'Bryan Hayes huge contract extension... aaannnd he's injured   (post-gazette.com) divider line
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296 clicks; posted to Sports » on 08 Apr 2022 at 1:53 AM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-04-08 12:05:29 AM  
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2022-04-08 12:35:47 AM  
"Gives." "Pittsburgh Pirates" is a collective noun and as a result uses -s at the end of verbs.
 
2022-04-08 2:16:27 AM  
So the Jolly Rogers lose a heartbreaker to the Cardinals 9-0.  Postgame show is brought to you by...... Christ I can't find it.  The hell with it!
 
2022-04-08 6:37:05 AM  
So, mark your calendars for his trade to a team with more than $5 in petty cash for about mid-2028...
 
2022-04-08 7:12:07 AM  

Thoreny: "Gives." "Pittsburgh Pirates" is a collective noun and as a result uses -s at the end of verbs.


Only if you meant an actual collection of pirates.
 
2022-04-08 9:06:24 AM  

mactheknife: So, mark your calendars for his trade to a team with more than $5 in petty cash for about mid-2028...


This excludes the Cardinals, obviously.
 
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