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    More: Facepalm, Major League Baseball, new BBQ Reese's Sandwich, Citizens Bank Park, Kauffman Stadium, pork sandwich, part of a new program, beverage partner Aramark, Fenway Park  
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863 clicks; posted to Food » on 07 Apr 2022 at 1:05 PM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-04-07 12:06:45 PM  
no. full-stop.

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2022-04-07 12:24:53 PM  
Clicks link - no velveeta - fail
 
2022-04-07 12:25:13 PM  
I didn't see any marshmallow fluff anywhere on that sandwich.
 
2022-04-07 1:05:05 PM  

tintar: no. full-stop.

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This guy knows what he's talking about. If your  giant fried tenderloin doesn't come with a comically undersized bun then you didnt really get a giant fried tenderloin.

Throw on a half pound of pickles and yellow mustard, grab a lemon shakeup, and you're ready for the demo derby, I tell you hwut.
 
2022-04-07 1:11:49 PM  
Southern sandwich subby... pulled pork diabetes would be a southern thing.
 
2022-04-07 1:13:41 PM  
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2022-04-07 1:17:25 PM  
PNC Park (Pittsburgh Pirates) - Burgh Katsu: Cucumber kimchi, mini pierogies, bread fried ham, and hoisin aioli on a toasted roll.

Wat?
 
2022-04-07 1:19:16 PM  
It sounds like the sort of thing you could expect from a KC bbq legend like Aramark. :/
 
2022-04-07 1:20:17 PM  

TelemonianAjax: tintar: no. full-stop.

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This guy knows what he's talking about. If your  giant fried tenderloin doesn't come with a comically undersized bun then you didnt really get a giant fried tenderloin.

Throw on a half pound of pickles and yellow mustard, grab a lemon shakeup, and you're ready for the demo derby, I tell you hwut.


what I love, what I truly love? is not even the small plate of tasty lookin' fries on the side. and mostdefs not the plate of extra buns + toppings.

no.

it is the tomato lettuce onion just barely peeking up bottom right side of the frame.

/ah tell you hwut
 
2022-04-07 1:21:02 PM  
Citi Field (New York Mets) - Lil' Chicken & Waffles: Fried chicken, waffles, lemon honey, and maple syrup.

Nothing about this seems particularly "daring."
 
2022-04-07 1:26:19 PM  

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The South will rise again! For more

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2022-04-07 1:26:58 PM  

tintar: TelemonianAjax: tintar: no. full-stop.

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This guy knows what he's talking about. If your  giant fried tenderloin doesn't come with a comically undersized bun then you didnt really get a giant fried tenderloin.

Throw on a half pound of pickles and yellow mustard, grab a lemon shakeup, and you're ready for the demo derby, I tell you hwut.

what I love, what I truly love? is not even the small plate of tasty lookin' fries on the side. and mostdefs not the plate of extra buns + toppings.

no.

it is the tomato lettuce onion just barely peeking up bottom right side of the frame.

/ah tell you hwut


That's how you know it's healthy.
 
2022-04-07 1:31:02 PM  

olrasputin: tintar: TelemonianAjax: tintar: no. full-stop.

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This guy knows what he's talking about. If your  giant fried tenderloin doesn't come with a comically undersized bun then you didnt really get a giant fried tenderloin.

Throw on a half pound of pickles and yellow mustard, grab a lemon shakeup, and you're ready for the demo derby, I tell you hwut.

what I love, what I truly love? is not even the small plate of tasty lookin' fries on the side. and mostdefs not the plate of extra buns + toppings.

no.

it is the tomato lettuce onion just barely peeking up bottom right side of the frame.

/ah tell you hwut

That's how you know it's healthy.


dude, you know me, you know I TOTALLY PULL OUT THE LTO and scarf it! no, srsly, I snag the lettuce tomato onion and wrap it up in that bit of 'murican cheese, it is my little vegulon burrito of the night.
 
2022-04-07 1:31:17 PM  
If you go see a Mariners game (obviously to watch the visitors) you'll smell the Garlic Fries...the smell swirling around the stadium can make anyone hungry.

Garlic fries!!!!
 
2022-04-07 1:38:16 PM  
Okay, that's just gross. Are they trying to kill off their audience? Or do they just want all of their diabetic fans in a coma?
 
2022-04-07 1:47:38 PM  

tintar: olrasputin: tintar: TelemonianAjax: tintar: no. full-stop.

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This guy knows what he's talking about. If your  giant fried tenderloin doesn't come with a comically undersized bun then you didnt really get a giant fried tenderloin.

Throw on a half pound of pickles and yellow mustard, grab a lemon shakeup, and you're ready for the demo derby, I tell you hwut.

what I love, what I truly love? is not even the small plate of tasty lookin' fries on the side. and mostdefs not the plate of extra buns + toppings.

no.

it is the tomato lettuce onion just barely peeking up bottom right side of the frame.

/ah tell you hwut

That's how you know it's healthy.

dude, you know me, you know I TOTALLY PULL OUT THE LTO and scarf it! no, srsly, I snag the lettuce tomato onion and wrap it up in that bit of 'murican cheese, it is my little vegulon burrito of the night.


You live in the weirdest veg aquarium ever! I love it! 💜
 
2022-04-07 1:49:25 PM  
Peanut Butter and Chocolate on a bun with meat?

Hork!
 
2022-04-07 1:53:01 PM  

tintar: no. full-stop.

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For a little competition; I give you the horseshoe...

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Underneath all that cheese and fries is some sort of bread and meat. Usually it's just bread, sometimes toasted, and a beef patty or two. Can do other options depending on location. BBQ, sausages, gravy instead of cheese, etc.
 
2022-04-07 2:02:15 PM  

tintar: TelemonianAjax: tintar: no. full-stop.

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This guy knows what he's talking about. If your  giant fried tenderloin doesn't come with a comically undersized bun then you didnt really get a giant fried tenderloin.

Throw on a half pound of pickles and yellow mustard, grab a lemon shakeup, and you're ready for the demo derby, I tell you hwut.

what I love, what I truly love? is not even the small plate of tasty lookin' fries on the side. and mostdefs not the plate of extra buns + toppings.

no.

it is the tomato lettuce onion just barely peeking up bottom right side of the frame.

/ah tell you hwut


That guy also has a back up bun in the pic.  That is a pro move and I'm sad I never thought about doing that.  I ate a bunch of those over the years when I lived in KC, usually by working all the edges first or folding it into a monstrosity that you pretty much had to unhinge your jaw to bite into.
 
2022-04-07 2:07:33 PM  
Hot dish on a roll?
 
2022-04-07 2:13:30 PM  
thats enough calories to feed a family of six in Mali - and give them diabetes
 
2022-04-07 2:14:22 PM  

EmperorSled: tintar: no. full-stop.

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For a little competition; I give you the horseshoe...

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Underneath all that cheese and fries is some sort of bread and meat. Usually it's just bread, sometimes toasted, and a beef patty or two. Can do other options depending on location. BBQ, sausages, gravy instead of cheese, etc.


I thought that was a pile of cigarette butts at first...I need to go back to the eye doctor.
 
2022-04-07 2:23:14 PM  
Thank God, I don't feel as bad when I get a Italian beef with gyros meat on top. Hot girdeinrea and tzatziki taste good together.
 
2022-04-07 2:35:58 PM  
At first I was horrified, but the more I think about it... yeah, okay. Possibly worth the insulin subscription.
 
2022-04-07 4:05:58 PM  

EmperorSled: tintar: no. full-stop.

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For a little competition; I give you the horseshoe...

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Underneath all that cheese and fries is some sort of bread and meat. Usually it's just bread, sometimes toasted, and a beef patty or two. Can do other options depending on location. BBQ, sausages, gravy instead of cheese, etc.


Mother.

Fucking.

Horseshoes!

We had those as official schol lunches as a kid. Springfield IL has a whole restaurant for them.

Totally unrelated, my Peloton crew is #CarbsArentLove.
 
2022-04-07 4:06:56 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Thank God, I don't feel as bad when I get a Italian beef with gyros meat on top. Hot girdeinrea and tzatziki taste good together.


Next time I'm in Chicago I want a food tour from you.
 
2022-04-07 4:35:48 PM  
Midwest? I'm thinking  Goetta burger.

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2022-04-07 6:52:03 PM  
The other Aramark creations have the same "toss random items together" feel in their ingredient lists. The only food items that make sense are the Elvis milkshake and the chicken and waffles.
 
2022-04-07 7:00:57 PM  

Firm Tautology: I didn't see any marshmallow fluff anywhere on that sandwich.


The sweet potato fries being sold at Fenway Park have marshmallow fluff on them. Just stick those inside the sandwich from Kauffman Stadium.
 
Ant
2022-04-07 8:20:15 PM  
Maybe if you melted the Reese's cups and added chilies and spices. Make it into a molé poblano or molé negro
 
2022-04-07 9:50:10 PM  
Looks like it's time for this again.

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2022-04-07 11:01:51 PM  

ElPrimitivo: Looks like it's time for this again.

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Looks GROSS!
 
2022-04-07 11:11:28 PM  

Ant: Maybe if you melted the Reese's cups and added chilies and spices. Make it into a molé poblano or molé negro


Kansas City has many restaurants from various cultures around the globe including Ethiopian, Afro-Caribbean, Thai, Brazilian, and many others. But despite this increase in sophistication of the palate, Kansas City still is pretty Midwestern white bread and conservative in its tastes. I feel like a more authentic Mexican mole would not go over well, doubly so if it's served at a baseball game.
 
2022-04-08 5:43:52 AM  

EmperorSled: tintar: no. full-stop.

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For a little competition; I give you the horseshoe...

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Underneath all that cheese and fries is some sort of bread and meat. Usually it's just bread, sometimes toasted, and a beef patty or two. Can do other options depending on location. BBQ, sausages, gravy instead of cheese, etc.


lawd, that looks like a hot brown but on a seriously bad acid trip!

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meanwhile, what Franch people think a locomoco looks like. puh-leeze, there's not even any mac salad! no fries, no lomien, TF???

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/I love how it needed the illustration of Hawai'i, hella Macca stylez
 
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