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2022-04-06 8:03:09 AM  
15 votes:
More cows than people in Montana? Might as well call the state Mootana.
 
2022-04-06 8:29:58 AM  
6 votes:

dionysusaur: claytonemery: 27% believe the Moon landing was a hoax?

So this whole "compulsory education to create an informed populace" experiment is a failure, huh?

It was created to form a population trained to sit quietly, in neat rows, doing pointless busywork as paper-pushing clerks.


*looks up from desk and paperwork*

Well I'll be damned. It worked.
 
2022-04-06 9:11:56 AM  
6 votes:

pheelix: #9 is wrong, as it fails to account for about 4,530 miles of inland coastline.
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/Inland coastline is still coastline.


Then you would have to count every lake, pond, and wetland in the country. And we don't. You sir, are a fraud. Clean out your locker at the club and turn in your keycard, you're farking fired.
 
2022-04-06 11:16:13 AM  
4 votes:

pheelix: Subtonic: pheelix: #9 is wrong, as it fails to account for about 4,530 miles of inland coastline.
[media.mlive.com image 800x710]
/Inland coastline is still coastline.

Then you would have to count every lake, pond, and wetland in the country. And we don't. You sir, are a fraud. Clean out your locker at the club and turn in your keycard, you're farking fired.

Fine. But Great Lakes water is best water. You'll see.


*dumps more invasive species into Lake Michigan*

Not for long.
 
2022-04-06 12:33:35 PM  
4 votes:

ImpendingCynic: xanadian: Americans consume around 100 acres of pizza every day.

That's it??

I guess they're not including the cardboard covered in sauce served in NY.

And anyone who says that means I like casserole will be cursed with pineapple pizza for eternity.


Pizza is like sex:  there are many variations and no wrong way of doing it.

...

ok, well, usually no wrong way of doing it.
 
2022-04-06 1:48:07 PM  
4 votes:

Atomic Jonb: College graduate
Some 60% of all bachelor's degrees in 2013 were given to women.Earned.  Those degrees were earned, you asshole.


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*runs*
 
2022-04-06 3:33:36 PM  
3 votes:

whither_apophis: pheelix: #9 is wrong, as it fails to account for about 4,530 miles of inland coastline.
[media.mlive.com image 800x710]
/Inland coastline is still coastline.

US w/o Alaska but including inland: 6695
Alaska: 6640

50 miles is a rounding error


But I'm still technically correct, and as Fark has taught me, that's the best kind of correct.
 
2022-04-06 8:39:25 AM  
2 votes:
The most dangerous job in the country is being the President.


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2022-04-06 12:18:43 PM  
2 votes:

kdawg7736: More cows than people in Montana? Might as well call the state Mootana.


Give them voting rights, they'll straighten out Congress.
 
2022-04-06 12:22:53 PM  
2 votes:

xanadian: Americans consume around 100 acres of pizza every day.

That's it??


I guess they're not including the cardboard covered in sauce served in NY.

And anyone who says that means I like casserole will be cursed with pineapple pizza for eternity.
 
2022-04-06 9:14:49 AM  
1 vote:
Americans consume around 100 acres of pizza every day.

That's it??
 
2022-04-06 12:42:10 PM  
1 vote:

UberDave: On average, American supermarkets waste 3,000 lbs of food a year.

That seems low.


I'm guessing that's per store.
 
2022-04-06 4:08:24 PM  
1 vote:

xanadian: Americans consume around 100 acres of pizza every day.

That's it??


By the looks of it, it's 100 acres of pizza -- each.
 
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