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(Politico)   Rep. Paul Gosar the Gosarian (R-idiculous): "Honest...An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD"   (politico.com) divider line
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2022-04-01 8:36:20 PM  
Gosar is a dyed in the wool farking Nazi.  Who's he trying to fool here?
 
2022-04-01 10:06:39 PM  
"It wasn't supposed to go to Nick's group,"

Uh why did you even have him in your Contacts so that "mistake" was even able to happen?
 
2022-04-02 12:26:49 AM  
How can Gosar be more out of touch than I am?  Or is he just pretending to be?
 
2022-04-02 12:27:50 AM  
This has been "accidentally" been happening to the right for quite a long time...

https://fair.org/extra/a-sex-free-scandal/
 
2022-04-02 12:30:31 AM  
In today's hot job market, we should all expect that overzealous staffer can still get work.
 
2022-04-02 12:39:03 AM  
You told us you were and we listened.
 
2022-04-02 12:40:26 AM  
Remember, this is the guy whose own family campaigned against him.
 
2022-04-02 12:43:45 AM  
I guarantee he's got a set of sheets hanging up in the back of his closet.
 
2022-04-02 12:45:43 AM  
Now THAT'S how you do it! The guy is a pro! Ignore, call names, fake news, I didn't know who he was, deny everything, and finally say I'm done with him since all my excuses fell on deaf ears. This guy is well practiced in the craft. I almost admire him for it but then he has many on his tail who are as good as he is.

Now wheelie boy over there in the corner... psst! this is how you do it. Ya need to master the art of frontier gibberish there, boy. Only then can you extend your, uhm, orgy and key bender in the news properly. It can't be the same story every day. Those goal posts have to move, boy.

/halfway serious
//dude can spin with the best of them
 
2022-04-02 12:47:27 AM  

Jake Havechek: Gosar is a dyed in the wool farking Nazi.  Who's he trying to fool here?


The people who would take his word at face value, so long as he has a trillionth of a nano-iota of plausible deniability. You know, the "liberal" media.
 
2022-04-02 12:48:17 AM  

Jake Havechek: Gosar is a dyed in the wool farking Nazi.  Who's he trying to fool here?


Republicans. They're not the brightest bunch.
 
2022-04-02 12:50:03 AM  
We can see what you're doing. There is nothing you could possibly say which would disprove what you did.
 
2022-04-02 12:50:42 AM  
Lying sack of shiat ..
 
2022-04-02 12:50:59 AM  
Overzealous Staffer strikes again...
 
2022-04-02 12:51:18 AM  

koder: "It wasn't supposed to go to Nick's group,"

Uh why did you even have him in your Contacts so that "mistake" was even able to happen?


Because he went to Fuentes's Nazi rally last year
 
2022-04-02 12:52:21 AM  

mikalmd: Lying sack of shiat ..


Now now. Be nice. I've seen sacks of shiat better than this guy.
 
2022-04-02 12:54:31 AM  
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2022-04-02 12:54:46 AM  
Party of Personal Responsibility, folks.
 
2022-04-02 12:55:24 AM  

Valter: mikalmd: Lying sack of shiat ..

Now now. Be nice. I've seen sacks of shiat better than this guy.


Does scooping litter into a trash bag count as a sack of shiat? Because honestly, I don't think I've ever shat in a sack. Oooh, how about the baby's diaper bin?
 
2022-04-02 12:58:28 AM  
As if you can just be "done with" a farking nazi.

Friend you broke bread with them.

You ARE one of them.
 
2022-04-02 1:00:05 AM  
Staff error my ass!  The only error is that this farker is in Congress.
 
2022-04-02 1:00:20 AM  
"Purple monkey banana hammock SPOOOOOGE, assninja, orange soda TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE!!"
 
2022-04-02 1:16:31 AM  
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2022-04-02 1:19:46 AM  

koder: "It wasn't supposed to go to Nick's group,"

Uh why did you even have him in your Contacts so that "mistake" was even able to happen?


First name basis, nonetheless.
 
2022-04-02 1:21:46 AM  
really paul 'cause your own family campaigned against you literally because you're a goddamn nazi.
 
2022-04-02 1:32:39 AM  
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Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. "Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week."
 
2022-04-02 2:14:47 AM  
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2022-04-02 3:36:42 AM  
FTFA:  "He's blaming it on a staff error."

You know, if those last longer than 4 hours, you should contact a physician...
 
2022-04-02 4:55:12 AM  
Just admit that you like being a Happy Little Fascist. These are your people, and you've been enabling and encouraging them for years, but now that they're not winning as much, now you want to walk the support back.

Whether you like them or not, they certainly feel that your voice represents their cause.
 
2022-04-02 7:10:32 AM  
I've given up ... on dealing with Nick. Nick's got a problem with his mouth.

And now we get to the real problem. They're supposed to keep quiet about all of the fascism and white supremacy...not hold rallys.
 
2022-04-02 8:42:53 AM  
Sure I've been in regular contact with Nick and his group for many many many years, but I'm done with him now. Promise.
 
2022-04-02 8:42:56 AM  
The buck stops over there.
 
2022-04-02 6:26:58 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Valter: mikalmd: Lying sack of shiat ..

Now now. Be nice. I've seen sacks of shiat better than this guy.

Does scooping litter into a trash bag count as a sack of shiat? Because honestly, I don't think I've ever shat in a sack. Oooh, how about the baby's diaper bin?


I don't know but those are both two very good reasons I'm happy to not have children and\or own the family pets...

/also. allergic to pets.
//and allergic to waking up at 3 AM to deal with a screaming baby with colic...
 
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