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(Fox Sports)   Live from Doha, Qatar it's the 2022 World Cup group draw. Can the US avoid the Group o' Death? Who has bribed FIFA the most to get paired with the cupcakes? How many different ways will people pronounce Qatar? It happens at Noon ET on Fox Sports   (foxsports.com) divider line
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2022-04-01 7:20:58 AM  
Gutter?
 
2022-04-01 7:25:01 AM  
Never forget
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2022-04-01 7:49:04 AM  
It's not really a group of death if we're always simply the third best team
 
2022-04-01 10:25:40 AM  
And don't even think about waving a rainbow flag or wearing a rainbow t-shirt.

They will be confiscated...which could create more issues if you're a woman wearing one and are not wearing a bra.

https://apnews.com/article/business-soccer-sports-lifestyle-middle-east-f03cd08c36dee73b419b2b0e2978fd3f
 
2022-04-01 11:42:03 AM  
'group of death' has a different meaning in qatar
 
2022-04-01 11:45:04 AM  
Canada is better than every team in Pot 3 and just finished proving they're better than at least two of the teams in Pot 2, so I think the Group of Death is just gonna be whichever group Canada is drawn into, because they are the Death squad. Unless they get Qatar's group, where 24 different countries wanna be.
 
2022-04-01 11:45:12 AM  
At least travel between venues is easy
 
2022-04-01 11:49:33 AM  
us is ranked 15th

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2022-04-01 11:53:48 AM  
Because of the ranked systems versus putting continents together, there will be max 2 super tough groups and 1 easy group (obviously qatar)

Peru + no Qatar.
Wales/Ukraine + no Qatar
 
2022-04-01 11:57:49 AM  

12349876: Because of the ranked systems versus putting continents together, there will be max 2 super tough groups and 1 easy group (obviously qatar)

Peru + no Qatar.
Wales/Ukraine + no Qatar


but alexi just said he doesn't want qatar, he wants england!
 
2022-04-01 12:00:00 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: us is ranked 15th

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That actually sounds about right. They have a little bit more time to get it together.
 
2022-04-01 12:02:06 PM  
OK this mascot is ... something
 
2022-04-01 12:02:11 PM  
Oh, god, just pull the balls from the pots please
 
2022-04-01 12:02:19 PM  
a head scarf yokai is the mascot?
 
2022-04-01 12:03:50 PM  
Damn mascot propaganda...
 
2022-04-01 12:03:50 PM  
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
 
2022-04-01 12:04:22 PM  
Please put me in the group of instant death now
 
2022-04-01 12:05:16 PM  
bold mention of the first dog to die in space
 
2022-04-01 12:05:59 PM  
Ca'hasp'ar the Muslim Ghost is pretty hip.
 
2022-04-01 12:06:07 PM  

Walker: And don't even think about waving a rainbow flag or wearing a rainbow t-shirt.

They will be confiscated...which could create more issues if you're a woman wearing one and are not wearing a bra.

https://apnews.com/article/business-soccer-sports-lifestyle-middle-east-f03cd08c36dee73b419b2b0e2978fd3f


Well you're already running into some issues if you're a woman in Qatar in the first place, so... :(
 
2022-04-01 12:06:15 PM  
I don't care which group they wind up in, I just want to watch Qatar get beaten by eight goals in front of a half-empty stadium with parts of the venue cordoned off because of incomplete/faulty construction.

Sponsored by Budweiser.
 
2022-04-01 12:06:28 PM  
Looks like Eurovision.
 
2022-04-01 12:07:38 PM  
"...as soon as these balls come out..."
 
2022-04-01 12:08:34 PM  
"Get the balls out, let's find out what going on."
 
2022-04-01 12:10:28 PM  
Not enjoying this 'The Fifth Element' remake if I'm being honest here...
 
2022-04-01 12:10:36 PM  
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2022-04-01 12:10:48 PM  
In Qatar it'll be easy to pick out the frozen balls
 
2022-04-01 12:12:35 PM  
I'm not sure I agree with Rob Stone. The teams in Groups G/H get a few extra days at the start of the tournament, but that means you have fewer rest days over the rest of the tournament.
 
2022-04-01 12:13:14 PM  
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2022-04-01 12:13:52 PM  
Qatar is still so far away and I still want to hit Sepp Blatter in his nuts.
 
2022-04-01 12:13:54 PM  
went to make tea, did i miss anything enough?
 
2022-04-01 12:16:36 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: went to make tea,  i  i miss anything enough?


Apparently not
 
2022-04-01 12:16:46 PM  
No! No more music! Give me some goddamn ping pong balls already!
 
2022-04-01 12:18:29 PM  

RminusQ: No! No more music! Give me some goddamn ping pong balls already!


need those balls to get fondled!
 
2022-04-01 12:19:08 PM  

Waffle Party: A little song and dance to distract everyone from the slave labor.


those are some of the slaves
 
2022-04-01 12:19:53 PM  
"Better Together", unless you're waving a flag we don't like or drinking a Budweiser while watching the game.
 
2022-04-01 12:19:56 PM  

Waffle Party: A little song and dance to distract everyone from the slave labor.


It ain't "swing low sweet chariot" that's for sure
 
2022-04-01 12:20:26 PM  
idris looks like he's ready to fire his agent
 
2022-04-01 12:20:30 PM  
I don't remember this song in Encanto...
 
2022-04-01 12:20:40 PM  
Doha's +10 hours from my place, so no afternoon games and lots of morning drinking for the rest
 
2022-04-01 12:21:40 PM  

eddievercetti: Qatar is still so far away and I still want to hit Sepp Blatter in his nuts.


Save some kicking energy for this motherfarker.
 
2022-04-01 12:21:50 PM  
This guy looks like a mafia shoemaker.
 
2022-04-01 12:21:53 PM  

tommyl66: I don't remember this song in Encanto...


we don't talk about brutalize laborers
 
2022-04-01 12:22:04 PM  
Was Gianni channeling Lili von Schtupp?
 
2022-04-01 12:22:31 PM  
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2022-04-01 12:23:07 PM  

whither_apophis: Was Gianni channeling Lili von Schtupp?


Damn you
 
2022-04-01 12:23:10 PM  
If you went up and kicked this guy in the nuts do you think a little satchel of bribe money would pop out of his head like in a video game?

/Let's find out...
 
2022-04-01 12:23:16 PM  
I'm not following on TV, so somebody mention it if you can actually see the blood on anyone's hands.
 
2022-04-01 12:24:11 PM  

Eegah: whither_apophis: Was Gianni channeling Lili von Schtupp?

Damn you


but you went with the pic +1
 
2022-04-01 12:24:18 PM  
"Please take a break from news of the war and instead watch our slave-labor produced event!"
 
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