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1326 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Mar 2022 at 11:11 PM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-03-31 5:51:16 PM  
It was a really messy break up.
 
2022-03-31 5:51:49 PM  
No mention if alcohol was a factor.
 
2022-03-31 9:43:25 PM  
What's his Fark handle, and does he need the gift of TotalFark?
 
2022-03-31 10:37:24 PM  
I was in a bad place.
 
2022-03-31 11:14:04 PM  
Love will make you do crazy things.
 
2022-03-31 11:15:42 PM  
What a pisser.
 
2022-03-31 11:16:21 PM  
He's a Weegie. This was just another day for him
 
2022-03-31 11:16:26 PM  
Drunk a-hole tosser does drunk a-hole tosser things. News at 11.

/ This is "strange"? For Scotland?!?
 
2022-03-31 11:22:37 PM  
Is it Thursday already?
 
2022-03-31 11:23:12 PM  
He yelled "I still love ewe"
 
2022-03-31 11:27:09 PM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2022-03-31 11:39:21 PM  
Yeah, but you Farkers would be okay with a 9 year old staggering across a sheep, yelling at a topless man, and peeing across a road.
 
2022-03-31 11:41:23 PM  
TFA fails to mention that the sheep set the 9 year old on fire and the man was just trying to help by taking off his shirt to smother the flames and then accessing the nearest source of water, but that's the biased media for you.
 
2022-03-31 11:45:58 PM  
This is why we do coke fueled orgies in the States.

It keeps us from crossing the road.
 
2022-03-31 11:54:32 PM  
Obviously, this outstanding person has graduated with a Master's degree in Happiness (from the next thread) and is demonstrating the wonderful outcomes of his earnest endeavours...
 
2022-03-31 11:58:05 PM  
What I thought the headline said: "Headless less man staggered across road, screamed at sheep and peed on 9-year-old"
 
2022-03-31 11:59:12 PM  
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2022-04-01 12:16:32 AM  

Mr.Insightful: Drunk a-hole tosser does drunk a-hole tosser things. News at 11.

/ This is "strange"? For Scotland?!?


Extremely strange for Scotland.

Normally, he wouldn't be yelling at the sheep, he'd be f*cking them.
 
2022-04-01 12:28:39 AM  
Screaming At Sheep is my Screamo-Pink Floyd crossover band...
 
2022-04-01 2:20:25 AM  
At what age is it ok to pee on sheep?

/asking for a friend
 
2022-04-01 2:23:04 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: No mention if alcohol was a factor.


They mentioned he was from Scotland.
 
2022-04-01 3:01:34 AM  

aagrajag: Mr.Insightful: Drunk a-hole tosser does drunk a-hole tosser things. News at 11.

/ This is "strange"? For Scotland?!?

Extremely strange for Scotland.

Normally, he wouldn't be yelling at the sheep, he'd be f*cking them.


... but you piss on one nine-year-old ...
 
2022-04-01 3:09:00 AM  

skinink: Yeah, but you Farkers would be okay with a 9 year old staggering across a sheep, yelling at a topless man, and peeing across a road.


Only if the 8 year old were drunk.

/and preferably the sheep
 
2022-04-01 4:23:34 AM  

Badafuco: Is it Thursday already?


Oh crap it's April Fools' Day. For me that means stay the hell off of the Internet. It's not funny anymore
 
2022-04-01 7:18:17 AM  
Isn't that saying, "Hello" in Scotland?
 
2022-04-01 8:29:51 AM  
He'd fit right in on the NYC subway
 
2022-04-01 1:14:16 PM  
Dad?
 
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