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(The Daily Beast)   Maybe she's anti-abortion just so her fetus collection will gain value via scarcity   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2022-03-31 7:13:01 PM  
that is farked up.

Im pro choice all day long.  and I don't want my own children.
and it would up upset me greatly to have 5 aborted fetuses in the house.

tfa says aborted in accordance with D.C. law, but she reckons where she got them is some kinda slamdunk... 'people will freak out when they hear'.

there's something farking wrong with her.  vicious  ႪⵗႵⵛႬ
 
2022-03-31 7:24:32 PM  
Holy fark.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2022-03-31 7:47:37 PM  
I've always wanted a brain in a jar but I'm going to be very picky now about the source.
 
2022-03-31 8:22:37 PM  

433: I've always wanted a brain in a jar but I'm going to be very picky now about the source.


You can have mine when I'm done with it. It will already be pickled.
 
2022-03-31 9:17:55 PM  
Isn't there something illegal about keeping body parts? Also, is there some kind of collector's value or was she using them for something else *shudder*. Also, were they hers? Maybe they can be DNA tested to find out where they came from.
 
2022-03-31 9:24:13 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Isn't there something illegal about keeping body parts? Also, is there some kind of collector's value or was she using them for something else *shudder*. Also, were they hers? Maybe they can be DNA tested to find out where they came from.


Often, even with a full sized person, as long as there's no foul play, it's just "improper disposal"
 
2022-03-31 9:48:36 PM  
Cartman Sells Aborted Fetuses - SOUTH PARK
Youtube 4Sc2vm6aBMc
 
2022-03-31 9:53:18 PM  
As I said in the other thread: What in the actual f**k.
 
2022-03-31 9:58:40 PM  
Is always the supposedly most moral claimants that end up being most depraved.
 
2022-03-31 9:58:51 PM  
It's
 
2022-03-31 9:59:34 PM  
What, were they like...pets or something? Like what the f*ck??
 
2022-03-31 10:03:23 PM  

Gyrfalcon: What, were they like...pets or something? Like what the f*ck??


Snacks?
 
2022-03-31 10:03:40 PM  
Anyone else remember how all these Q nutjobs are going on about how liberals are harvesting "adrenochrome" from the blood of children to drink it for life extending effects?
 
2022-03-31 10:03:59 PM  

433: I've always wanted a brain in a jar but I'm going to be very picky now about the source.


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2022-03-31 10:04:29 PM  
Now she gets to argue in court whether she was hoarding medical waste or dead bodies.

Choose carefully, Fetus Lady. Jesus is watching.

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2022-03-31 10:11:48 PM  

Metastatic Capricorn: 433: I've always wanted a brain in a jar but I'm going to be very picky now about the source.

You can have mine when I'm done with it. It is already be pickled.


ftfy
 
2022-03-31 10:12:55 PM  
The cognitive dissonance is astounding. By her own ethos, she has five corpses in her house - of course "people will freak out."
 
2022-03-31 10:13:51 PM  

Lady J: that is farked up.

Im pro choice all day long.  and I don't want my own children.
and it would up upset me greatly to have 5 aborted fetuses in the house.

tfa says aborted in accordance with D.C. law, but she reckons where she got them is some kinda slamdunk... 'people will freak out when they hear'.

there's something farking wrong with her.  vicious  ႪⵗႵⵛႬ


All pro-life people are lunatics. They have completely messed up views about the world. I'm not surprised she's literally fetishized these things her movement fetishizes generally.
 
2022-03-31 10:14:35 PM  

Metastatic Capricorn: 433: I've always wanted a brain in a jar but I'm going to be very picky now about the source.

You can have mine when I'm done with it. It's already pickled.


Try this again...
 
2022-03-31 10:16:07 PM  

Metastatic Capricorn: KarmicDisaster: Isn't there something illegal about keeping body parts? Also, is there some kind of collector's value or was she using them for something else *shudder*. Also, were they hers? Maybe they can be DNA tested to find out where they came from.

Often, even with a full sized person, as long as there's no foul play, it's just "improper disposal"


Or as we call it down south, "corpse meddlin' ".
 
2022-03-31 10:19:47 PM  
I know this is a repeat but

what
the
fark
 
2022-03-31 10:22:28 PM  
It'd be ok if she and her husband slept with 'em, right Rick?
 
2022-03-31 10:23:20 PM  
Hopefully it wasn't 10 fetuses at one point before she went Dahmer on the extras or some shiat.
 
2022-03-31 10:23:33 PM  
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What's she up to?
 
2022-03-31 10:24:49 PM  

GhostOfAChance: Hopefully it wasn't 10 fetuses at one point before she went Dahmer on the extras or some shiat.


Toothpicks, tempura, and Tuesday.
 
2022-03-31 10:25:44 PM  

Metastatic Capricorn: KarmicDisaster: Isn't there something illegal about keeping body parts? Also, is there some kind of collector's value or was she using them for something else *shudder*. Also, were they hers? Maybe they can be DNA tested to find out where they came from.

Often, even with a full sized person, as long as there's no foul play, it's just "improper disposal"


So, then yes.  It's illegal. Improper disposal of human remains usually comes with some kind of jail time.  I'm not sure if the fact that it's fetal body parts that are improperly disposed of would add any more severity to the crime, but still...WHO THE FARK CASUALLY KEEPS FIVE ABORTED FETUSES IN THEIR BASEMENT?!?
 
433 [TotalFark]
2022-03-31 10:26:22 PM  

TwowheelinTim: ftfy


Yarrrr, me brainne, 'tis already be pickled!  lol
 
2022-03-31 10:26:44 PM  
Fine, upstanding conservative member of society.


turn


NEVER turn


NEVER
 
2022-03-31 10:26:48 PM  
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She should have stuck with the pickled eggs.  They're tastier at any rate.
 
2022-03-31 10:28:29 PM  

taipei_lad: Fine, upstanding conservative member of society.


turn


NEVER turn


NEVER


That should have read: NEVER turn your back on a conservative. They are completely unhinged sociopaths.
 
2022-03-31 10:29:23 PM  

TheEdibleSnuggie: Metastatic Capricorn: KarmicDisaster: Isn't there something illegal about keeping body parts? Also, is there some kind of collector's value or was she using them for something else *shudder*. Also, were they hers? Maybe they can be DNA tested to find out where they came from.

Often, even with a full sized person, as long as there's no foul play, it's just "improper disposal"

So, then yes.  It's illegal. Improper disposal of human remains usually comes with some kind of jail time.  I'm not sure if the fact that it's fetal body parts that are improperly disposed of would add any more severity to the crime, but still...WHO THE FARK CASUALLY KEEPS FIVE ABORTED FETUSES IN THEIR BASEMENT?!?


I'd be more worried about someone who seriously kept five aborted fetuses in their basement.

The little, hand-embroidered silk pillows. The candles and offerings to them on the shrine. The sketches of what they could've looked like. The slashfic.

No, I'm OK with casual, even absent-minded storage by comparison.
 
2022-03-31 10:31:40 PM  

FormlessOne: GhostOfAChance: Hopefully it wasn't 10 fetuses at one point before she went Dahmer on the extras or some shiat.

Toothpicks, tempura, and Tuesday.


Taco Tuesdays and Fetus Fridays. Mmm...
 
2022-03-31 10:34:19 PM  
I'm confused.

ANTI-abortion profiteer kept the remains of abortions in her home.

Why?
 
2022-03-31 10:39:42 PM  

Valter: I'm confused.

ANTI-abortion profiteer kept the remains of abortions in her home.

Why?


"Every accusation is a confession."

I'm guessing it has something to do with Satan and adrenochrome.
 
2022-03-31 10:41:41 PM  

taipei_lad: taipei_lad: Fine, upstanding conservative member of society.


turn


NEVER turn


NEVER

That should have read: NEVER turn your back on a conservative. They are completely unhinged sociopaths.


I thought it was an unreleased song by The Byrds.
 
2022-03-31 10:42:33 PM  

UberNeuman: [Fark user image image 581x640]
She should have stuck with the pickled eggs.  They're tastier at any rate.


Leas chance of choking on a bone, anyway.
 
2022-03-31 10:43:29 PM  

Valter: I'm confused.

ANTI-abortion profiteer kept the remains of abortions in her home.

Why?


Taking pictures of for propaganda reasons. Shake the jar a little to change the layout from the last pic you took, snap the pic, then blow up for the 24"x36" poster. Boom. Lookit all these aborted fetuses that don't actually exist.
 
2022-03-31 10:49:40 PM  

Valter: I'm confused.

ANTI-abortion profiteer kept the remains of abortions in her home.

Why?


they are obsessed with fetuses.  We've always said that.
 
2022-03-31 10:52:53 PM  

Valter: I'm confused.

ANTI-abortion profiteer kept the remains of abortions in her home.

Why?


We are dealing with Gross Old Pedophiles here. The only thing she could find that wasn't too old?
 
2022-03-31 10:56:09 PM  

GhostOfAChance: UberNeuman: [Fark user image image 581x640]
She should have stuck with the pickled eggs.  They're tastier at any rate.

Leas chance of choking on a bone, anyway.


Meh, it's like ortolan - tiny bones, part of the experience. And, likely, you also have to cover your head & hide your face with a towel, just like ortolan, so God can't see your shame.
 
2022-03-31 10:57:03 PM  
Well la-dee-da I guess you're all too good to have a few human body parts around the house and home.
Maybe they were just replicas - ya know, those collectible fetuses you can probably get on the pro-life tour from the information booths and such. I mean, there's no law against rubber prop fetuses, right? And the formaldehyde, that's just...uh...that's uh, they just have that around anyway. Nothing really that weird here, not like Hitler's penis in a jar, or Napolean's penis in a jar, or people who generally keep penises in jars. You just can't prove a thing here and the day innocent body part collectors start getting looked at as weird, or abnormal, or mentally deranged and in need of serious caging, is the day of reckoning for our free society and the fetus-loving patriots of our great melting pot nation. Of freedom.
 
2022-03-31 10:58:28 PM  

FormlessOne: GhostOfAChance: UberNeuman: [Fark user image image 581x640]
She should have stuck with the pickled eggs.  They're tastier at any rate.

Leas chance of choking on a bone, anyway.

Meh, it's like ortolan - tiny bones, part of the experience. And, likely, you also have to cover your head & hide your face with a towel, just like ortolan, so God can't see your shame.


Fuuuu. Thank you. I couldn't remember the name of that "delicacy". I remembered Anthony Bourdain talking about it but my memory is shot when it comes to specifics sometimes.
 
2022-03-31 11:16:35 PM  
Wait till you see the basement of the pizza joint she runs.
 
2022-03-31 11:23:00 PM  
Simpson's already did this.

/at least think it was the Simpson's that washed all the baseball cards
 
2022-03-31 11:29:14 PM  

TwowheelinTim: Metastatic Capricorn: 433: I've always wanted a brain in a jar but I'm going to be very picky now about the source.

You can have mine when I'm done with it. It's already pickled.

Try this again...


It's only half sour now. I'm going for full sour.
 
2022-03-31 11:32:09 PM  

ChrisDe: Wait till you see the basement of the pizza joint she runs.


But she has the best three-meat pizza in--oh my god.
 
2022-03-31 11:37:47 PM  
Maybe she's anti-abortion just so her fetus collection will gain value via scarcity

Maybe it's Babylene?
 
2022-03-31 11:39:33 PM  

ChrisDe: Wait till you see the basement of the pizza joint she runs.


It's not delivery. No, really. It wasn't a delivery.
 
2022-03-31 11:39:46 PM  
"When I asked anti-abortion activist Lauren Handy what homicide detectives pulled out of her house..."

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2022-03-31 11:42:20 PM  
Yeah, subby, that was exactly my joke from the last thread except you removed the funny part.

/grumble grumble
 
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