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(Some Guy)   Save 10% on anal massage at Target   ( divider line
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42283 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Nov 2004 at 11:37 PM (17 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2004-11-19 11:39:09 PM  
hahaha thats some good shi
2004-11-19 11:39:39 PM  
2004-11-19 11:39:40 PM  
What is this, anyway? Anybody know? Somebody should buy one and tell us.
2004-11-19 11:39:52 PM  
Wow brings a whole new meaning to their "symbol".
2004-11-19 11:40:00 PM  
and it comes with free shipping!
2004-11-19 11:40:52 PM  
I got I got a "Picture" you can make "Available" right here.....
2004-11-19 11:40:57 PM  
I've always paid at least twice that.
2004-11-19 11:41:03 PM  
Wow, I wonder what the return policy is like on that item...
2004-11-19 11:41:51 PM  
flackbish What is this, anyway? Anybody know?

It's a DVD. You can find it in the DVD category if you do a search for B0002KPIBO at Target.
2004-11-19 11:42:38 PM  
Check out the return policy on the Additional Info tab.

Oh, and if they yank the link due to traffic, I have a screenshot here.
2004-11-19 11:42:38 PM  
I'm offering 20% off! Drop me a line.
2004-11-19 11:42:42 PM  
and i work there so i can save another 10%
2004-11-19 11:42:56 PM  
And a bargain at under 40 bucks...not to mention free shipping!
2004-11-19 11:43:05 PM  
only $36! What a deal! I had to pay $50 on the street last night.
2004-11-19 11:43:38 PM  
I have to wait 4-8 weeks for it?!?!?
2004-11-19 11:43:59 PM  
I am rather releved that there is no picture.
2004-11-19 11:44:03 PM  
I don't know about you, but if I'm buying an anal massage, I certainly don't want to wait 4-8 weeks for it. It's the gift that just keeps on giving, you know.
2004-11-19 11:45:06 PM  
There are reviews of it here:

Anal Massage for Relaxation and Pleasure by the New School of Erotic Touch, is an informative, practical, comprehensive and fun introduction to anal massage. It is appropriate for housewives, lovers, massage therapists and everyone interested in deepening the experience of relaxation and pleasure for themselves or for others. The DVD presents an easy to follow hands-on format that is comfortable for all types of viewers. The director, Dr. Joseph Kramer, encourages us to watch, to learn, to practice, and to enjoy, and then to repeat the process until we too can experience the pleasures of both giving and receiving an anal massage. This is the best kind of education. I've watched this DVD several times and I use the techniques with my partner. We both enjoy it very much, and I think you will too.
2004-11-19 11:45:38 PM  
hm.. I guess I'll have to ADD TO WISH LIST!

2004-11-19 11:46:17 PM  
Is that a massage by a neat freak?
2004-11-19 11:46:29 PM  
You can still get it cheaper on Ebay.
2004-11-19 11:46:35 PM  
how do you do a screen cap? I'd like to send this to some friends that worship "TAR-zhaay".

/popped my IKEA cherry tonight
2004-11-19 11:48:05 PM  
Awesome...just in time for Xmas. My mother will be thrilled.
2004-11-19 11:48:21 PM  
I submitted this with the Plug tag. It's funny cuz, uh, nevermind...
2004-11-19 11:48:27 PM  
"hands-on format"... this stuff writes itself.

/submitted with funnier headline
2004-11-19 11:49:45 PM  
I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $1000

/Can't figure out how to embed image
2004-11-19 11:50:27 PM  
-OMG It's a REAL THING! NOT a typo...

-Where are the fundies when you actually NEED them!?
2004-11-19 11:51:05 PM  
sadly, it's legit....​07192&en able=true

not a prank on target :(

/gotta learn that html linkee shiat
2004-11-19 11:53:29 PM  
2004-11-19 11:46:35 PM rickythepenguin

how do you do a screen cap? I'd like to send this to some friends that worship "TAR-zhaay".

/popped my IKEA cherry tonight

Eh. just click on the link above that I already posted above to a screencap of the site. right-click and then save.
2004-11-19 11:53:38 PM  
"The director, Dr. Joseph Kramer...."

Kramer is The Assman!
2004-11-19 11:53:43 PM  
"The DVD presents an easy to follow hands-on format that is comfortable for all types of viewers"

-Something makes me skeptical of that...
2004-11-19 11:54:29 PM  
danke phoxxy
2004-11-19 11:54:39 PM  
This is weird butt I've seen weirder.
First to use the new cliche, do I get a cookie?
2004-11-19 11:55:09 PM  
I'd surf to that Amazon description, but then Amazon would end up recommending all sorts of wacky shiat for me.

Yeah, I know, I could remove the cookie, but I'm lazy.
2004-11-19 11:55:16 PM  

-Why am I not surprised the 1st review is from a San Franciscan...
2004-11-19 11:56:03 PM  
Screencap in Windows XP: just hit the PrintScreen key, open up Paint, and Paste. Voila.
2004-11-19 11:56:42 PM  
hexane: no cookie because you used it wrong.

It should be: "It's semi-weird, but I've seen weirder."

maybe next time.
2004-11-19 11:58:41 PM  

-I'd allow it just for using 'butt'...
2004-11-20 12:01:09 AM  
*Clicks "description"* - "See 'Features' for details."
*Clicks "Features"* - "See 'Description' for details."

Foiled again!
2004-11-20 12:01:48 AM  
rickythepenguin: Bitte.
2004-11-20 12:02:16 AM  
Expect more. Pay less.
2004-11-20 12:02:34 AM  
They don't call it a Bullseye for no reason now.
2004-11-20 12:03:50 AM  
I'm going to print out that screen and take it to the store tomorrow. If they don't have it in stock, do you get a bigger discount? Maybe an "anal" raincheck?
2004-11-20 12:04:27 AM  
Happy ending?
2004-11-20 12:07:31 AM  
You can add it to your Amazon wishlist.
2004-11-20 12:07:45 AM  
"No picture available." At least we can be thankful for that.
2004-11-20 12:08:41 AM  
Is it a video about massaging the anus or massaging with the anus?
2004-11-20 12:08:49 AM  
Chapter 9 - The UFIA
2004-11-20 12:10:18 AM  
Just in time for Christmas!
2004-11-20 12:10:19 AM  
Pouring my milk back into the container.
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