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(The Daily Beast)   You murder a woman, chop her body into pieces and burn her face off, there's NO WAY the cops are gonna ever identify her. I mean it's not like she had several distinct tattoos....and was a porn star or anything   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2022-03-30 5:51:39 AM  
This is obviously going to be an extremely tasteful and respectful thread, right fark?
 
2022-03-30 5:51:55 AM  
Aaaaaaand cut!
 
2022-03-30 5:57:47 AM  
The only positive part of that whole horrid thing is that he's in custody.
 
2022-03-30 6:01:19 AM  
*googles*

Jeez. Every part of her body has a tattoo, like she was labeling them.

Forethought, perhaps.
 
2022-03-30 6:05:51 AM  
FTA: "It was soon clear that she had not posted on any of her social media since January, though no one had reported her missing. Her friends say they assumed she was off at some exotic location on a shoot."

Christ, that's depressing. The dichotomy of that many people knowing who you are, but no one being that worried about where you are is just... *sigh*
 
2022-03-30 6:08:22 AM  
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2022-03-30 6:12:41 AM  

VoiceOfReason499: FTA: "It was soon clear that she had not posted on any of her social media since January, though no one had reported her missing. Her friends say they assumed she was off at some exotic location on a shoot."

Christ, that's depressing. The dichotomy of that many people knowing who you are, but no one being that worried about where you are is just... *sigh*


Far too many people are happy to enjoy the products of the sex industry while treating those who work in it as if they were subhuman.
 
2022-03-30 6:15:56 AM  
So is this a picture of her or just what a murdered porno actress might look like?
 
2022-03-30 6:16:00 AM  
Seems like the dismemberment was more to make the pieces easier to carry, not to disguise who the pieces belonged to.
 
2022-03-30 6:27:53 AM  
Cause of death: money shot.

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2022-03-30 6:32:41 AM  
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Something like this?

/sorry I'll see myself out
 
2022-03-30 6:37:50 AM  
Never met with fans of your OnyFans page.  Anyone who pays for porn has a screw loose anyway.
I mean, I've heard porn is free on the internet, so I guess there's no reason to pay for it.
 
2022-03-30 6:40:11 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Never met with fans of your OnyFans page.  Anyone who pays for porn has a screw loose anyway.
I mean, I've heard porn is free on the internet, so I guess there's no reason to pay for it.


There's porn on the Internet?
 
2022-03-30 6:50:12 AM  

The Smails Kid: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Never met with fans of your OnyFans page.  Anyone who pays for porn has a screw loose anyway.
I mean, I've heard porn is free on the internet, so I guess there's no reason to pay for it.

There's porn on the Internet?


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2022-03-30 7:01:04 AM  
Italy? Do y'all NOT have ovens? Give me 24 hours and I'll have a body down to ash if it's been reduced to a dozen or so pieces. You close the place down 'For Renovations' and tell everyone to piss off for a holiday, then fire her up and pour a damn glass or five, and catch the footie on the TV.
 
2022-03-30 7:03:56 AM  
Most porn stars become unrecognizable on their own within a decade.
 
2022-03-30 7:04:49 AM  

hubiestubert: Italy? Do y'all NOT have ovens? Give me 24 hours and I'll have a body down to ash if it's been reduced to a dozen or so pieces. You close the place down 'For Renovations' and tell everyone to piss off for a holiday, then fire her up and pour a damn glass or five, and catch the footie on the TV.


I'm sure glad to hear that you haven't planned this all out or anything.
 
2022-03-30 7:05:46 AM  
So out of curiosity I looked her up.

Question: Is it wrong to still fap to her naughty pictures? Like is that disrespectful now, or would that be considered a tribute? Like when you hear the phrase "It's what she would have wanted."?

/asking for a friend
 
2022-03-30 7:08:35 AM  
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2022-03-30 7:10:03 AM  

MythDragon: So out of curiosity I looked her up.

Question: Is it wrong to still fap to her naughty pictures? Like is that disrespectful now, or would that be considered a tribute? Like when you hear the phrase "It's what she would have wanted."?

/asking for a friend


I think that's pushing a boundary, at least because you know how the story ends.

But you do you.
 
2022-03-30 7:13:45 AM  
He chopped a woman into pieces? Guess that was his last resort.
 
2022-03-30 7:17:13 AM  

VoiceOfReason499: FTA: "It was soon clear that she had not posted on any of her social media since January, though no one had reported her missing. Her friends say they assumed she was off at some exotic location on a shoot."

Christ, that's depressing. The dichotomy of that many people knowing who you are, but no one being that worried about where you are is just... *sigh*


I think lots of people live in that space. Most don't know it. Or maybe I'm just an asshole.

There comes a day when you realize the only way anyone is going to know you're dead in your kitchen is when you miss work. Or miss a bill. I'm planning to sign up for one of those "are you dead?" phone services so I don't wallow in my own waste with a broken hip for too long.

I had hundreds of "friends" on FB before I left that cesspool. I think, having grown up in the time when friendship meant more than clicking "like" on a post, I have a very different idea of friends now.  More pointedly, I have a very different idea of the people I was calling my friends now.

/Also popular is the "I can't believe we lost touch" bullshiat at every funeral
 
2022-03-30 7:22:52 AM  

Gleeman: [i0.wp.com image 525x563]
Something like this?

/sorry I'll see myself out


whatever it is that is wrong w kelly, it is no small thing
 
2022-03-30 7:25:31 AM  

born_yesterday: I'm planning to sign up for one of those "are you dead?" phone services so I don't wallow in my own waste with a broken hip for too long.


What do they do?  Send someone out with a pillow to make sure if it?
 
2022-03-30 7:25:47 AM  
She tried charging him an arm and a leg for sex and he turned the tables.
 
2022-03-30 7:29:46 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Far too many people are happy to enjoy the products of the sex industry while treating those who work in it as if they were subhuman.


Typical species elitist; suggesting that ALL sex workers need to be measured against the HUMAN model...
 
2022-03-30 7:35:56 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Never met with fans of your OnyFans page.  Anyone who pays for porn has a screw loose anyway.
I mean, I've heard porn is free on the internet, so I guess there's no reason to pay for it.


i have never paid for it either. the appeal w only fans and other sites tho is that you can "direct" the scenes if you pay them. So you can say "dress up like a nun and have a giant alien throw green jelly at your face like its green space spooge" and people will make that scene for you (for example).

A friend of my wife's used to be one of the camera men at "kink.com" and said that there was a subgenre of "customized porn" from rich people with specific tastes that was very lucrative for people who worked in the industry.

thankfully, my tastes arent that specific...haha.

MythDragon: So out of curiosity I looked her up.

Question: Is it wrong to still fap to her naughty pictures? Like is that disrespectful now, or would that be considered a tribute? Like when you hear the phrase "It's what she would have wanted."?

/asking for a friend


i just did same, and in the search results was also Charlotte Sartre, and suddenly i couldnt remember the name of the person i was looking up, and was really interested in the content for about 15mins and now i need a nap.
 
2022-03-30 7:36:17 AM  

hubiestubert: Italy? Do y'all NOT have ovens? Give me 24 hours and I'll have a body down to ash if it's been reduced to a dozen or so pieces. You close the place down 'For Renovations' and tell everyone to piss off for a holiday, then fire her up and pour a damn glass or five, and catch the footie on the TV.


*scribbles in notebook*

Don't... Piss... Off... Hubie.
 
2022-03-30 7:43:51 AM  
Distinctive ink?

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I'd say.  Made up of distinct spots.

/leopard spots didn't save her from a predator though
//poor girl
 
2022-03-30 7:50:31 AM  

MythDragon: So out of curiosity I looked her up.

Question: Is it wrong to still fap to her naughty pictures? Like is that disrespectful now, or would that be considered a tribute? Like when you hear the phrase "It's what she would have wanted."?

/asking for a friend


Do you turn off Bing Crosby's White Christmas just because he's dead?
 
2022-03-30 7:53:19 AM  
Prosecutor Lorena Ghibaudo told reporters that the man came forward when her name was announced to say that he knew her but denied having anything to do with her disappearance.

What. An. Idiot. He just couldn't keep his mouth shut until the case went cold.
 
2022-03-30 7:53:42 AM  

bughunter: Distinctive ink?

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I'd say.  Made up of distinct spots.

/leopard spots didn't save her from a predator though
//poor girl


The solid black inking of the monolith from 2001 is also pretty distinct.
 
2022-03-30 7:54:30 AM  

Paddy: Do you turn off Bing Crosby's White Christmas just because he's dead?


But did he fap TO Bing Crosby's White Christmas precisely because he's dead!!
 
2022-03-30 7:55:51 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: *googles*

Jeez. Every part of her body has a tattoo, like she was labeling them.

Forethought, perhaps.



More like forearm
 
2022-03-30 7:59:15 AM  

ThomasPaineTrain: hubiestubert: Italy? Do y'all NOT have ovens? Give me 24 hours and I'll have a body down to ash if it's been reduced to a dozen or so pieces. You close the place down 'For Renovations' and tell everyone to piss off for a holiday, then fire her up and pour a damn glass or five, and catch the footie on the TV.

*scribbles in notebook*

Don't... Piss... Off... Hubie.


Make Hubie your best friend.
 
2022-03-30 8:00:29 AM  
She started her career on OnlyFans during the pandemic and was picked up by several international pornography production houses, and had done several shoots abroad.

1975
Guidance Counselor:  What do you want to do with your life, Harry?
Harry Freakstorm:  I'd like to start an internation pornography production house and grow it in to the largest, bestest porno factory on the planet.
Guidance Counselor:  Janitorial.  Have you looked in to the Janitorial Industries?
 
2022-03-30 8:04:00 AM  

born_yesterday: VoiceOfReason499: FTA: "It was soon clear that she had not posted on any of her social media since January, though no one had reported her missing. Her friends say they assumed she was off at some exotic location on a shoot."

Christ, that's depressing. The dichotomy of that many people knowing who you are, but no one being that worried about where you are is just... *sigh*

I think lots of people live in that space. Most don't know it. Or maybe I'm just an asshole.

There comes a day when you realize the only way anyone is going to know you're dead in your kitchen is when you miss work. Or miss a bill. I'm planning to sign up for one of those "are you dead?" phone services so I don't wallow in my own waste with a broken hip for too long.

I had hundreds of "friends" on FB before I left that cesspool. I think, having grown up in the time when friendship meant more than clicking "like" on a post, I have a very different idea of friends now.  More pointedly, I have a very different idea of the people I was calling my friends now.

/Also popular is the "I can't believe we lost touch" bullshiat at every funeral


At my MiL's funeral a woman showed up who owed her money, like a lot of money.

It was an awkward way for her to gloat.
 
2022-03-30 8:09:52 AM  

The Reverend Sam Hill: Prosecutor Lorena Ghibaudo told reporters that the man came forward when her name was announced to say that he knew her but denied having anything to do with her disappearance.

What. An. Idiot. He just couldn't keep his mouth shut until the case went cold.


Suspiciously specific denial trope.

"I totally did not know that woman, or chop her up."

Oookay, then...
 
2022-03-30 8:12:08 AM  
she was identified as Italian-Dutch national Carol Maltesi, an adult actress who worked under the name Charlotte Angie.

There, now you don't need to RTFA to see if your fav porn star is still alive
 
2022-03-30 8:17:59 AM  

Father_Jack: i just did same, and in the search results was also Charlotte Sartre, and suddenly i couldnt remember the name of the person i was looking up, and was really interested in the content for about 15mins and now i need a nap.


username checks out
 
2022-03-30 8:23:41 AM  

VoiceOfReason499: FTA: "It was soon clear that she had not posted on any of her social media since January, though no one had reported her missing. Her friends say they assumed she was off at some exotic location on a shoot."

Christ, that's depressing. The dichotomy of that many people knowing who you are, but no one being that worried about where you are is just... *sigh*


He was also using her phone to message people, so I think that plays into it.
 
2022-03-30 8:24:04 AM  
"Within a few hours, she was identified as Italian-Dutch national Carol Maltesi, an adult actress who worked under the name Charlotte Angie."

Her real name was Joey Chicago.
 
2022-03-30 8:25:36 AM  

Pert: "Within a few hours, she was identified as Italian-Dutch national Carol Maltesi, an adult actress who worked under the name Charlotte Angie."

Her real name was Joey Chicago.


But it was pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove.
 
2022-03-30 8:32:29 AM  

LoneVVolf: Gordon Bennett: Far too many people are happy to enjoy the products of the sex industry while treating those who work in it as if they were subhuman.

Typical species elitist; suggesting that ALL sex workers need to be measured against the HUMAN model...


Commissioned work requires money up front. Some of us have...specific tastes.
 
2022-03-30 8:41:53 AM  

MythDragon: So out of curiosity I looked her up.

Question: Is it wrong to still fap to her naughty pictures? Like is that disrespectful now, or would that be considered a tribute? Like when you hear the phrase "It's what she would have wanted."?

/asking for a friend


Something something not a happy ending?
 
2022-03-30 8:42:37 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: *googles*

Jeez. Every part of her body has a tattoo, like she was labeling them.

Forethought, perhaps.


Sine I have a full body suit, I've always told Mrs Sm66 that they'll be able to ID me fairly easily when they find me in a ditch.

I also have tried to talk her into making a book cover out of me or hanging part of my skin like a tapestry (there's companies that will do that now).  But alas, she isn't going for it.

/RIP lady
 
2022-03-30 8:50:10 AM  
"It was soon clear that she had not posted on any of her social media since January, though no one had reported her missing. Her friends say they assumed she was off at some exotic location on a shoot."


I never really considered San Fernando Valley to be an exotic location.
 
2022-03-30 8:50:47 AM  

MythDragon: So out of curiosity I looked her up.

Question: Is it wrong to still fap to her naughty pictures? Like is that disrespectful now, or would that be considered a tribute? Like when you hear the phrase "It's what she would have wanted."?

/asking for a friend


Amber Rayne died of a cocaine overdose in 2016, I still enjoy watching her
 
TWX
2022-03-30 8:53:06 AM  
The killer seems like an idiot who thinks himself clever, almost to Columbo villain levels.

He kills someone whose prior body of work is quite literally documenting her body, then preserves her corpse in such a fashion that specific elements will later prove readily identifiable, while carrying around her cell phone and using it.  Authorities were probably able to geolocate his phone along with hers for the last couple of months.
 
2022-03-30 8:56:03 AM  

Smoking GNU: This is obviously going to be an extremely tasteful and respectful thread, right fark?


King of Monkeys: Aaaaaaand cut!


Yep.
 
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