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1688 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 24 Mar 2022 at 11:46 AM (13 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-03-24 10:50:23 AM  
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2022-03-24 11:52:41 AM  
Like Ice T is worried about gas prices...
 
2022-03-24 11:52:55 AM  
What's next, knock knock jokes?  Well, at least he wasn't pumped full of lead.
 
2022-03-24 12:02:32 PM  
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2022-03-24 12:03:52 PM  

Hawk the Hawk: What's next, knock knock jokes?  Well, at least he wasn't pumped full of lead. unleaded.

 
2022-03-24 12:07:13 PM  

chrisco123: Like Ice T is worried about gas prices...


I don't know, he seems awfully worried about his car being out of warranty and needing repairs. I mean his net worth is only sixty mil, whatever shall he do?
 
2022-03-24 12:07:56 PM  
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2022-03-24 12:12:49 PM  

blondambition: chrisco123: Like Ice T is worried about gas prices...

I don't know, he seems awfully worried about his car being out of warranty and needing repairs. I mean his net worth is only sixty mil, whatever shall he do?


Once your check engine light comes on, it's game over.
 
2022-03-24 12:21:29 PM  
Ok, that got a chuckle.
 
2022-03-24 12:24:45 PM  

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2022-03-24 12:25:40 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: blondambition: chrisco123: Like Ice T is worried about gas prices...

I don't know, he seems awfully worried about his car being out of warranty and needing repairs. I mean his net worth is only sixty mil, whatever shall he do?

Once your check engine light comes on, it's game over.


Well, he's always been official.
 
2022-03-24 12:30:05 PM  
Look, it's either Dad Jokes or more Cold Calls:
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2022-03-24 12:30:42 PM  
Nice to see Jay Leno's writers are still keeping busy.
 
2022-03-24 12:32:15 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: blondambition: chrisco123: Like Ice T is worried about gas prices...

I don't know, he seems awfully worried about his car being out of warranty and needing repairs. I mean his net worth is only sixty mil, whatever shall he do?

Once your check engine light comes on, it's game over.


That always generates a laugh from me. Then I play this song. He's the pusher. Pushing insurance lol old ass man. NSFW of course

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2022-03-24 12:38:08 PM  
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2022-03-24 1:03:10 PM  
this reminds me of the contractor joke that "I was driving to work today and a 2x4 flew off the truck in front of me and crashed through my windshield. I told the truck driver, just let me keep the wood and we'll call it even."
 
2022-03-24 1:06:58 PM  
I'd be more worried about how I ended up in Jersey...
 
2022-03-24 1:13:44 PM  
"Tried to listen to the latest Ice T release but my car doesn't have a tape deck."
 
2022-03-24 1:19:36 PM  
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2022-03-24 1:28:22 PM  
I cold pity the fool who tries to rob Mr Ice T.
 
2022-03-24 2:15:47 PM  
You should see chimneys. They're through the roof!
 
2022-03-24 3:06:36 PM  

chrisco123: Like Ice T is worried about gas prices...


Maybe he's a big tightwad.
 
2022-03-24 3:06:52 PM  
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2022-03-24 4:44:14 PM  
The trouble with him making that joke his own is that he changed the location to NJ; it's illegal to pump your own gas in NJ.
 
2022-03-24 5:03:23 PM  
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2022-03-24 5:53:06 PM  
Ok boomer
 
2022-03-24 7:24:59 PM  

Hawk the Hawk: What's next, knock knock jokes?  Well, at least he wasn't pumped full of lead.


No lead since January 1st, 1996.
 
2022-03-24 7:26:44 PM  

Sebastrd: I'd be more worried about how I ended up in Jersey...


Work sends me to Newark more often than I would like.

And by more often, I mean even once.
 
2022-03-24 7:27:45 PM  

Dr.Fey: The trouble with him making that joke his own is that he changed the location to NJ; it's illegal to pump your own gas in NJ.


So Pump 9 had an accomplice.

The plot thickens.
 
2022-03-24 7:44:59 PM  

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Ice-T and Ice Cube end up actors your parents like and Bill Cosby ends up in prison. Who would have called that one?
 
2022-03-24 10:46:47 PM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: clintster: [Fark user image 425x673]

Ice-T and Ice Cube end up actors your parents like and Bill Cosby ends up in prison. Who would have called that one?


Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor.

Cosby was too holier than thou to not be hiding something.
 
2022-03-25 7:48:45 AM  
Meanwhile, Ice Cube has become the embodiment of a dad joke.
 
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