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2022-03-24 11:16:17 AM  
5 votes:
Pigeon Forge is the home of Dollywood and an absolute tourist trap of a town.
 
2022-03-24 10:51:00 AM  
3 votes:
I almost got diabetes just from looking at the pictures.
 
2022-03-24 12:13:12 PM  
3 votes:
To be fair, those look exactly like "if you could turn Pigeon Forge into something you could eat."
 
2022-03-24 12:09:19 PM  
2 votes:
They just look annoying to try and drink/eat.  Like those over the top Bloody Marys with all of the shiat piled on.

I can see these taking off as some sort of novelty shop in tourist towns, but beyond that I have doubts.

And not that I think anyone assumes milkshakes are healthy, I do think most would be surprised just how many calories are packed into a normal one, let alone these with all of the other crap included.
 
2022-03-24 12:16:07 PM  
2 votes:
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'But Mr. Wonka, the Oompa Loompa "donators" are all dehydrated with sore wrists!'

'Don't care! Increase their water rations by 5% and tell them to keep cranking out that special icing!'
 
2022-03-24 11:31:13 AM  
1 vote:

weddingsinger: Pigeon Forge is the home of Dollywood and an absolute tourist trap of a town.


I was just watching this Netflix doc last night called Bad Vegan, which is about the downfall of vegan restauranteur Sarma Melngailis. At the end Sarma and her husband are laying low in Pigeon Forge, which based on the establishing footage I saw in the show, is basically what would happen if all the non-Disney/Universal tourist traps in Orlando f*cked a strip mall.
 
2022-03-24 11:44:19 AM  
1 vote:

Shostie: weddingsinger: Pigeon Forge is the home of Dollywood and an absolute tourist trap of a town.

I was just watching this Netflix doc last night called Bad Vegan, which is about the downfall of vegan restauranteur Sarma Melngailis. At the end Sarma and her husband are laying low in Pigeon Forge, which based on the establishing footage I saw in the show, is basically what would happen if all the non-Disney/Universal tourist traps in Orlando f*cked a strip mall.


lol

I was going to contort the Simpson's line about Branson, Missouri were like if Vegas were run by Ned Flanders but yours is much better and dead accurate.
 
2022-03-24 12:52:25 PM  
1 vote:

Walker: I'm old school (and old). I just want a plain milkshake. It doesn't need cookies, sprinkles, gummi worms and a tower of whipped cream on it. People do this with their ice cream and even waffles now too.

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The best desserts have a good balance of sweet and savory so I'm with you in not needing piles of sugar on top of sugar.
 
2022-03-24 12:55:09 PM  
1 vote:
My ideal treat is some excellent dark chocolate, a bowl of berries, and a tall glass of Lagavulin.
 
2022-03-24 12:56:48 PM  
1 vote:

ChrisDe: upscale slime


https://www.etsy.com/market/luxury_slime

Geeze I wish I didn't know about that.
 
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