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(NYPost)   Woman and her boyfriend try an open relationship. You'll be shocked at what happens next   (nypost.com) divider line
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Fano
2022-03-22 9:29:30 AM  
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Oblig
 
UberDave [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-03-22 9:39:39 AM  
That guy doesn't look like he could fix the cable.
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2022-03-22 10:12:31 AM  
She'll leave him for the next simp
 
Eightballjacket [TotalFark]
2022-03-22 10:16:50 AM  
I thought they took down the "Hot chicks with douchebags" website years ago


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ImpendingCynic
2022-03-22 10:21:17 AM  
It's not News, it's F*ck.
 
eKonk
2022-03-22 10:26:37 AM  
I'm not clicking a NY Post link now or ever, but let me guess:

Guy wants open relationship. Woman doesn't.
Guy whines to the point where she relents.
Guy goes on a number of disappointing dates and finds that the "open relationship" thing doesn't work.
Woman goes on date, gets laid.
Guy gets jealous and wants to close things up.
Woman finds she prefers less whiny/douchey guys, dumps guy.
 
Rapmaster2000
2022-03-22 10:32:17 AM  
My ex-wife suggested an open relationship.  I suggested just skipping that step and going straight to the divorce. If I'm going to screw around, I'm not going to waste it by being married.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2022-03-22 10:35:12 AM  
I wouldn't want an "open" relationship, just an "ajar" one. Meaning she can sleep with all the girls she wants.
 
Rapmaster2000
2022-03-22 10:54:52 AM  
A good friend of mine was married to a lousy woman who wanted an open relationship (I really disliked her for many reasons).  So he did and he ended up marrying the first girl he hooked up with and having 3 kids with her.  Oh, and her family is wealthy and they gave him money to launch a business and buy a house.

So open relationships worked out pretty great for him.
 
wax_on [BareFark]
2022-03-22 11:00:38 AM  
Yeah, not so shocked.

Don't know why or how guys think this is a good idea. "I'm in an open relationship" is not the excellent pickup line you think it is whereas for women it's gonna work just about every time.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-03-22 11:05:28 AM  
She has great taste...

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zeroman987
2022-03-22 11:13:20 AM  

Eightballjacket: I thought they took down the "Hot chicks with douchebags" website years ago


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If a "hot chick" is with a douchebag, she is probably a douchebag too.  So really, the website should be called: douchebags with douchebags.  Or just "pictures of douchebags"
 
Raider_dad [TotalFark]
2022-03-22 11:14:41 AM  

Eightballjacket: I thought they took down the "Hot chicks with douchebags" website years ago


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I love the caption they gave this. Grace Baldwin and her current boyfriend
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-03-22 11:19:51 AM  
I, for one, am not shocked.
 
cryinoutloud [BareFark]
2022-03-22 11:25:25 AM  
It's called "straying" and then it's called "breaking up."   You can change the words, but we still understand the actions.
 
some_beer_drinker
2022-03-22 11:35:21 AM  

edmo: I, for one, am not shocked.


me either. women are whores
 
Fear the Clam
2022-03-22 11:36:41 AM  

Eightballjacket: I thought they took down the "Hot chicks with douchebags" website years ago


Wow, I haven't thought of that site in a looooong time.

/I stole a picture from there for my classmates.com photo
 
Barricaded Gunman
2022-03-22 11:38:10 AM  

NewportBarGuy: She has great taste...

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Huh, I didn't know Ringo Starr had a son who was a pimp.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2022-03-22 11:59:39 AM  

zeroman987: Eightballjacket: I thought they took down the "Hot chicks with douchebags" website years ago


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If a "hot chick" is with a douchebag, she is probably a douchebag too.  So really, the website should be called: douchebags with douchebags.  Or just "pictures of douchebags"


He could be rich. Rich douchebags aren't exactly an endangered species.
 
Billy Bathsalt
2022-03-22 12:27:32 PM  
Huh, another story wherein everyone sucks.
 
Billy Liar
2022-03-22 12:33:29 PM  
Loretta Lynn - You Ain't Woman Enough (To Take My Man)
Youtube 8_wwP8UZR1o
 
Dr Jack Badofsky
2022-03-22 1:15:14 PM  

Eightballjacket: I thought they took down the "Hot chicks with douchebags" website years ago


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Vote for Pedro!
 
Znuh [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-03-22 1:19:49 PM  
Every friend who's gone the open relationship route (if they're not already poly), has ended in smouldering wreckage. Every time.
 
AdrienVeidt
2022-03-22 3:21:00 PM  

Znuh: Every friend who's gone the open relationship route (if they're not already poly), has ended in smouldering wreckage. Every time.


Your friends should quit telling you their women are available, amirite?
 
the unabomber was right
2022-03-22 3:50:24 PM  

some_beer_drinker: edmo: I, for one, am not shocked.

me either. women are whores


Whore? I don't think the lady in TFA was charging money. Her bf told her to give it away for free.
 
mike_d85
2022-03-22 4:19:52 PM  

some_beer_drinker: edmo: I, for one, am not shocked.

me either. women are whores


Found the guy whose open relationship ended with him being out-farked.
 
Arkanaut
2022-03-22 5:01:48 PM  

NewportBarGuy: She has great taste...

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That looks like Scott Thompson trying to look straight.
 
Gramma
2022-03-22 5:09:19 PM  

some_beer_drinker: edmo: I, for one, am not shocked.

me either. women are whores


"Women seem wicked when you're unwanted "
 
Almea Tarrant
2022-03-22 6:21:03 PM  

some_beer_drinker: edmo: I, for one, am not shocked.

me either. women are whores


My condolences on whatever is so horribly wrong with you that you despise half of your species.
That must be hard.
Thoughts and prayers.
 
tdyak [recently expired TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-03-22 6:39:25 PM  
I have to warn everyone: an open relationship means your significant other can sleep with other people.

It does not mean you can be open and honest about weird health issues.  Ain't nobody want to hear about that.
 
Fano
2022-03-23 10:20:46 AM  

eKonk: I'm not clicking a NY Post link now or ever, but let me guess:

Guy wants open relationship. Woman doesn't.
Guy whines to the point where she relents.
Guy goes on a number of disappointing dates and finds that the "open relationship" thing doesn't work.
Woman goes on date, gets laid.
Guy gets jealous and wants to close things up.
Woman finds she prefers less whiny/douchey guys, dumps guy.


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Fano
2022-03-23 10:22:20 AM  

Billy Liar: [YouTube video: Loretta Lynn - You Ain't Woman Enough (To Take My Man)]


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