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(Western Mass News)   Police called to break up fight at roller skating rink. This is not a repeat from the 1970s, '80s, or the '90s involving Rollerblades   (westernmassnews.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, Police, Wilbraham Police, Wilbraham Police Capt. Edward Lennon, WILBRAHAM, serious injuries, local police, large fight, disorderly conduct  
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2022-03-22 11:33:18 AM  
Skate fight!


Malcolm In The Middle - Hal Skating (Bryan Cranston)
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2022-03-22 2:55:02 PM  
I hope that they had a really great backing track for the fight. Something really disco-y.
 
2022-03-22 2:55:58 PM  
Here is a photo of who started the fight:

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2022-03-22 2:58:19 PM  
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2022-03-22 2:58:22 PM  
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2022-03-22 2:59:09 PM  
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2022-03-22 2:59:23 PM  
Were they called to a breakup fight or were they called to break up a fight
 
2022-03-22 3:00:11 PM  
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2022-03-22 3:00:40 PM  
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2022-03-22 3:02:04 PM  
Xanadu!
 
2022-03-22 3:05:45 PM  
When I started skating, wheels were still new
 
2022-03-22 3:06:31 PM  
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2022-03-22 3:13:58 PM  
Have the investigating officers talked to the hat check clerk?
 
2022-03-22 3:20:11 PM  
Malcolm In The Middle - Hal Skating (Bryan Cranston)
Youtube OUcw3P8JlNM

His skating dreams left unrealized, he turned to making meth in an RV.
 
2022-03-22 3:27:33 PM  
"Forget it, Jake. It's Western Massachusetts."

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2022-03-22 3:32:13 PM  
As a skateboarder, I never much trusted anyone in fruitboots anyway.
 
2022-03-22 3:33:10 PM  
Skating, not Hating
 
2022-03-22 3:33:33 PM  
Back in the early '90s I took a friend and her kid to a skating rink that was quite popular 10 years earlier. The only other people there were some mom's pushing strollers while they skated. Since then that place has become a Harley dealership, so some of those moms are probably still there today.
 
2022-03-22 3:36:05 PM  
Did they really need to get the police involved?

Interskate 91 South - Pillow Fight
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2022-03-22 3:37:44 PM  
They're can only be six in a box!!!
 
2022-03-22 3:38:33 PM  
our place up here was an ice rink til the refrigeration machinery gave up and ol' floyd couldnt afford the new machinery so voila, it turned into a roller rink. i quit skating at 16 cause i got my drivers license and use of mom's 70 chevelle, way more fun than skating...
 
2022-03-22 3:43:00 PM  
They have a suspect...

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2022-03-22 4:01:59 PM  
They would shut down the local theme park when gang members would show up by the hundreds. Everybody go home. Nothing but a sea of white wife beater t shirts,  knee high sock and khaki shorts. Most of the women wore makeup like they were auditioning as a clown. Quite the show, when you're baked.
 
2022-03-22 4:16:23 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: I hope that they had a really great backing track for the fight. Something really disco-y.


Carl Douglas Kung Fu Fighting (Original Music Video)
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2022-03-22 4:17:24 PM  

Abox: Were they called to a breakup fight or were they called to break up a fight


Yes
 
2022-03-22 4:21:15 PM  

farkitallletitend: They would shut down the local theme park when gang members would show up by the hundreds. Everybody go home. Nothing but a sea of white wife beater t shirts,  knee high sock and khaki shorts. Most of the women wore makeup like they were auditioning as a clown. Quite the show, when you're baked.


A wife beater is not a Tshirt
 
2022-03-22 4:54:49 PM  
I've been to a couple of roller skating parties recently. They're more of an ironic children of the 90s thing. I still suck at the skating but so I played the vintage arcade games like Bad Dudes and Operation Wolf.
 
2022-03-22 4:58:26 PM  

chitownmike: farkitallletitend: They would shut down the local theme park when gang members would show up by the hundreds. Everybody go home. Nothing but a sea of white wife beater t shirts,  knee high sock and khaki shorts. Most of the women wore makeup like they were auditioning as a clown. Quite the show, when you're baked.

A wife beater is not a Tshirt


Pedantry is not a river in denial
 
2022-03-22 5:51:08 PM  
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2022-03-22 6:03:25 PM  
Roller Boogie (trailer)
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2022-03-22 6:04:16 PM  
I dare you all to watch this video and NOT get a boner (even the straight ladies) :

Chet Faker - Gold (Official Music Video)
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2022-03-22 6:04:59 PM  
Wilbraham? That's a super quiet town. Not much goes on there.
 
2022-03-22 6:55:31 PM  
Say NO to Crack, Say YES! to Roller Skating
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2022-03-22 7:25:10 PM  
Dire Straits - Skateaway [Video ~ High Quality]
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2022-03-22 9:32:45 PM  
Oaks Park Roller Rink
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