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4158 clicks; posted to Politics » on 21 Mar 2022 at 5:26 PM (20 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-03-21 4:47:02 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2022-03-21 4:47:30 PM  
Narrator: "Doink"
 
2022-03-21 4:49:12 PM  
"Boss, this is like take number 55 or so. Can we just edit it to make it look like it went in? Everyone wants some lunch."
 
2022-03-21 4:50:19 PM  
Isn't he like 25?
 
2022-03-21 4:53:10 PM  
Why is his head to goddamn big?!?! He's like the elephant man.
 
2022-03-21 4:53:39 PM  
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"Try my new Lil Bits dietary supplements! You'll be faking that you've got game in no time!"

/still no cure for my wife's lack of moisture
 
2022-03-21 4:53:51 PM  
Are... Are we using "Play basketball" as a euphemism here?
 
2022-03-21 4:57:05 PM  

enry: Isn't he like 25?


28. He must have the joints of an 80-year-old with osteoporosis.

They grow up so fast. Why I remember when he was in diapers, just a few years ago.

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2022-03-21 5:09:50 PM  
Making Charlie Kirk a real boy was a huge mistake.
 
2022-03-21 5:10:30 PM  
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2022-03-21 5:25:08 PM  
lol. The fact that there are people who take this idiot clown seriously is hilarious to me.

Also depressing
 
2022-03-21 5:28:21 PM  

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You're an absolute treasure.
 
2022-03-21 5:29:04 PM  

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*applauds*
 
2022-03-21 5:29:18 PM  
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2022-03-21 5:31:49 PM  
I think it is a bold step for him to admit that he was born so frail and weak that at this young age he was already decrepit and washed out due to a painful life of growing up and talking a lot. I applaud him being on a mission to help other frail and weak rightwingers into the poor-house by buying this snake oil bullshiat.
 
2022-03-21 5:32:08 PM  

scottydoesntknow: enry: Isn't he like 25?

28. He must have the joints of an 80-year-old with osteoporosis.

They grow up so fast. Why I remember when he was in diapers, just a few years ago.

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you can tell he grew up in a sheltered home: he thought that was edgy lib stigginit.
 
2022-03-21 5:32:16 PM  
Ok, two things here:
1) Why is that man's head so big in relation to his face?

2) If the shot changes subject and frame, it's not a jump cut.
 
2022-03-21 5:32:29 PM  
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2022-03-21 5:33:37 PM  

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Who else but Quagmire?
 
2022-03-21 5:33:47 PM  
Drug-free pills? WTF are they made from? Thoughts and prayers?
 
2022-03-21 5:34:13 PM  

NateAsbestos: lol. The fact that there are people who take this idiot clown seriously is hilarious to me.

Also depressing


More the latter than the former.
 
2022-03-21 5:34:26 PM  

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Did we ever figure out if this user was really just Bo Burnham?

/omgiloveyousomuch if so
 
2022-03-21 5:35:11 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Why is his head to goddamn big?!?! He's like the elephant man.


WHY IS HIS HIS HEEAD SOO BIG
Youtube yvW5aynsB8I
 
2022-03-21 5:36:24 PM  
Someone posted that Philip Seymour Hoffman scene from Along Came Polly and I just want to say it's one of my favorite scenes in cinema, ever, and also a perfect reflection of the average GOP mindset.

RAINBOW!
 
2022-03-21 5:37:13 PM  
His head and that basketball are the same shape.
 
2022-03-21 5:37:51 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Why is his head to goddamn big?!?! He's like the elephant man.


What does he feed that thing?!?!?
 
2022-03-21 5:38:54 PM  

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One day science is going to have to explain why there is always a Bo Burnham GIF for everything.
 
2022-03-21 5:39:31 PM  
There's just no way his head was going to fit into that basket, I don't care how many takes they tried.
 
2022-03-21 5:39:57 PM  
DeadKennedys_MachoInsecurity_bEST_qUALITY.mp3
 
2022-03-21 5:40:09 PM  
If you watch highlight films, Most touchdown passes in the NFL are completed with a shot of the QB going back to pass, then a quick cut to the receiver catching the ball. Are those fake, too?
 
2022-03-21 5:40:35 PM  
Who is Charlie Kirk?

*click*

God dammit, now I remember who Charlie Kirk is. I thought I had put that miserable ass out of my mind.
 
2022-03-21 5:40:38 PM  
"Like this person"

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2022-03-21 5:41:48 PM  
aww how cute.

let's pat widdle Charlie-poo on the head.

/pulls brick out of back pocket
 
2022-03-21 5:42:07 PM  

snowshovel: If you watch highlight films, Most touchdown passes in the NFL are completed with a shot of the QB going back to pass, then a quick cut to the receiver catching the ball. Are those fake, too?


You are defending this turd. Noted.
 
2022-03-21 5:42:14 PM  
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2022-03-21 5:42:14 PM  
I've seen a lot of those "tiny face" photoshops of Charlie Kirk, but how the heck did they manage to photoshop him having a tiny face in a video?
 
2022-03-21 5:43:16 PM  
I've never really seen a picture of Charlie Kirk before, not one that wasn't doctored to death in the comments here or in other places.  I never understood what he big deal was.

Then I saw first image from the video.

OH.  DEAR.  GOD!?!  What did he do to piss You off that You made him that way?

Did You send him hear as a warning to others?

Did one of Your manufacturing angels ask  "Just how big of a forehead can we give a guy and still make him normal-ish?"
 
2022-03-21 5:43:46 PM  
"Liberty Biberty."
 
2022-03-21 5:43:56 PM  

Combustion: "Boss, this is like take number 55 or so. Can we just edit it to make it look like it went in? Everyone wants some lunch."


I found the outtakes.

Struggling Actor | Liberty Mutual Insurance | Extended Version
Youtube tMX14UZcaYI
 
2022-03-21 5:44:33 PM  
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2022-03-21 5:44:50 PM  
Lol, he's got biatch-tits.
 
2022-03-21 5:45:17 PM  

snowshovel: If you watch highlight films, Most touchdown passes in the NFL are completed with a shot of the QB going back to pass, then a quick cut to the receiver catching the ball. Are those fake, too?



This account really does deserve some type of award.

Most people would have left in disgrace by now; crushed under the weight of shame and embarrassment.
 
2022-03-21 5:45:35 PM  

snowshovel: If you watch highlight films, Most touchdown passes in the NFL are completed with a shot of the QB going back to pass, then a quick cut to the receiver catching the ball. Are those fake, too?


Yes.  All attendees of the event are paid antifa false flags and cardboard cutouts of Obama.

Now that you are onto us the only thing to do with the stadiums is to replace professional football with massive ballet reenactments of famous navel battles.
 
2022-03-21 5:45:55 PM  

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Oh for the love of fark that cracked me up.
Don't go changin' Bo Burnham gif person.
 
2022-03-21 5:46:00 PM  

Opiate of the Lasses: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [Fark user image 480x270] [View Full Size image _x_]

Did we ever figure out if this user was really just Bo Burnham?

/omgiloveyousomuch if so


I bet this is it.

When he wants to leave a comment, if he doesn't have the relevant gif on hand, he goes out, films it, and turns it into a gif.
 
2022-03-21 5:46:31 PM  
And yes, she really did do it.
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2022-03-21 5:47:33 PM  

Opiate of the Lasses: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [Fark user image 480x270] [View Full Size image _x_]

Did we ever figure out if this user was really just Bo Burnham?

/omgiloveyousomuch if so


Of course it is, no question in my mind.
 
2022-03-21 5:47:48 PM  
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2022-03-21 5:48:58 PM  
Meh, this edit is standard, who gives a fark?

I'm more interested in the "like this person" part, I thought that kind of generic send off was only used in SNL skits?
 
2022-03-21 5:49:21 PM  

SumoJeb: Drug-free pills? WTF are they made from? Thoughts and prayers?


From their site:

Icariin - an extract of, I kid you not, Horny Goat Weed, which might be good to prevent heart disease.

Reservatrol - a compound for which "Viability of a oral delivery method is unlikely" and which doesn't do anything, but might cause diarrhea in high doses.

Turmeric - an anti-inflammatory, also a tasty spice.

Omega-3 - fatty acid good just in general, easy to find OTC.
 
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