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(Fox 2 St. Louis)   Pro tip: when carjacking someone, make sure the vehicle isn't a fully marked police squad car with two officers sitting inside it   ( divider line
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2022-03-19 7:28:30 PM  
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2022-03-19 8:17:41 PM  
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2022-03-19 8:30:12 PM  
Or don't, whatever.
2022-03-19 8:35:47 PM  
You're not my supervisor!
2022-03-19 8:43:14 PM  
Meth, the miracle drug.

/or some drug
//bc no way they were sober
2022-03-19 8:58:03 PM  
Brass balls but no brain.
2022-03-19 9:16:05 PM  
This would be one of those cases where if the suspect had been shot by the police he'd pointed the gun at, we wouldn't get upset.

However: Assisting officers found the suspect and took him into custody. No injuries were reported. I am also not upset by that outcome.
2022-03-19 9:16:05 PM  
"What's it like being a rocket scientist?"
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2022-03-19 10:45:53 PM  
Assisting officers found the suspect and took him into custody.

He sounds white.
2022-03-19 11:47:58 PM  
I'd go the other way and encourage would-be carjackers to do just that.

Also for your consideration...

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2022-03-19 11:54:18 PM  
How high is too high? This.
2022-03-19 11:57:59 PM  
I did that all the time in Grand Theft Auto. Problem is that gets you a wanted level and you have to go hide because you can't get a cop car repainted to remove the wanted levels.
2022-03-19 11:59:50 PM  

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My wife watches this on occasion.  In one episode the boys at the station were giving Malloy hell because he had *GASP* ballet tickets.
2022-03-20 12:13:07 AM  

koder: Assisting officers found the suspect and took him into custody.

He sounds white.

Mmmm probably not...Not in that area...It's just outside of the gentrified Soulard area and the
Ralston-Purina (now part of Nestle') campus..Breaking into cars / stealing cars is the plague of St. Louis..
One bunch of criminals steals cars, they sell them to a second set of criminals that use them for their crime,
(Usually stealing from stores, or shooting at their baby mama new boyfriend kinda drama), then the cars
get ditched..Unless it was a really bad crime the car was used in, then it's found on fire over in E. St. Louis.
2022-03-20 12:17:15 AM  
Listen, when you play Truth or Dare, you take that dare no matter what
2022-03-20 12:18:36 AM  
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2022-03-20 12:22:38 AM  
In his defense, he saw "911" on the car and thought it was a Porsche.
2022-03-20 12:40:32 AM  
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2022-03-20 12:48:07 AM  

koder: Assisting officers found the suspect and took him into custody.

He sounds white.

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2022-03-20 12:52:53 AM  
When he gets out of prison, he'll just be released him into the wild in Florida.

/ they're just right for each other
2022-03-20 12:59:55 AM  
CSB:  As many of you know, I'm a police officer.  Many years ago, we had a road rage case where someone was shooting at another car.  We found the shooter and I was tasked with going back to the area of the shooting to look for casings.

I parked where I was told the shooting had happened and got out of my car.  I left it running because it was the dead of night and I didn't expect to go more than a few steps from the car.  But I found some casings and ended up walking further and further from my car.  At one point a neighbor came out and he and I talked for a few.

Ultimately, I ended up 100 yards or so from my car.  That's when I heard my car door slam shut.  I walked back to the car and found someone in my back seat.

I cracked the door open and asked "what the fark are you doing?"  The guy answered "I'm drunk, take me to jail."  So I did.  I found out later the guy was supposed to turn himself in that day so he tried to do it at midnight.  The jail told him to come back at 8 in the morning, and that pissed him off.  So he found the nearest police car and crawled in the back seat.
2022-03-20 1:03:29 AM  
Or he really needed to get away from the wife and her family.

"Please, I gotta get away from them. Just arrest me!"
"But you haven't done anything."
"Um... umm. Stick it up, this is a car jacking!"
2022-03-20 1:17:16 AM  
Or for whatever reason, someone wanted to be in jail.
2022-03-20 1:37:36 AM  

farkitallletitend: How high is too high? This.

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2022-03-20 1:47:44 AM  
What he thought was going to happen:
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What did happen:
Not that.
2022-03-20 4:35:58 AM  
These Tik Toc video challenges are really getting dumb
2022-03-20 11:05:46 AM  
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2022-03-20 11:56:48 AM  
See gun control would have stopped this guy from having a gun. Now your going to say no it wouldn't, but the entire point of gun control is to raise the bar on the amount of intelligence and effort required to acquire a firearm. The harder and more onerous it is to acquire a firearm and the less criminals who will be able to get one. Right now Missouri has reduced the difficulty to the point where any moron can get one with zero difficulty.
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