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(CTV News)   A hatchet and bear spray is suitable camping gear. Not so much for attacking a place of worship   (toronto.ctvnews.ca) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Regional Municipality of Peel, Mississauga, Peel Regional Police, Islam, Attack, Pepper spray, Criminal Investigation Department, Attack!  
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2022-03-19 8:08:02 PM  
That reminds me, I need some bear spray to go with my hatchet.
 
2022-03-19 8:08:13 PM  
What if it's bible camp, Subby? What then!!
 
2022-03-19 8:10:34 PM  
Of the five different Canadian news websites I visited about this story, only one mentioned that the attacker was a Muslim. Adds a bit of context, huh?

"Police said Mohammad Moiz Omar, a 24-year-old man from Mississauga, was arrested on Saturday. They said they're considering "all possible motivations," including hate, for the incident, and charges are pending."
https://canoe.com/news/local-news/mississauga-mosque-members-subdue-man-armed-with-hatchet-and-bear-spray/wcm/22e86cdd-ce36-405b-a4fa-62c9fc98cbc4
 
2022-03-19 8:12:10 PM  
I take a can of bear spray with me to my outhouse each time I go. Dying by bear attack while pooping isn't really the way I want to go.
 
2022-03-19 8:16:16 PM  

Badafuco: I take a can of bear spray with me to my outhouse each time I go. Dying by bear attack while pooping isn't really the way I want to go.


My lantern has a bear bell on it. Agreed.
 
2022-03-19 8:20:09 PM  

Badafuco: Dying by bear attack while pooping isn't really the way I want to go.


I certainly agree, So 19th Century for a young hip urban socialite such as yourself.
 
2022-03-19 8:21:48 PM  

talkyournonsense: Badafuco: I take a can of bear spray with me to my outhouse each time I go. Dying by bear attack while pooping isn't really the way I want to go.

My lantern has a bear bell on it. Agreed.


You both do know how to tell brown bear scat from black bear scat, correct?


/ Brown bear scat has bells in it and smells like pepper
 
2022-03-19 8:26:32 PM  

gbcinques: Of the five different Canadian news websites I visited about this story, only one mentioned that the attacker was a Muslim. Adds a bit of context, huh?

"Police said Mohammad Moiz Omar, a 24-year-old man from Mississauga, was arrested on Saturday. They said they're considering "all possible motivations," including hate, for the incident, and charges are pending."
https://canoe.com/news/local-news/mississauga-mosque-members-subdue-man-armed-with-hatchet-and-bear-spray/wcm/22e86cdd-ce36-405b-a4fa-62c9fc98cbc4


Jerk probably thinks that the masjid isn't conservative enough.
 
2022-03-19 8:36:07 PM  

The Smails Kid: talkyournonsense: Badafuco: I take a can of bear spray with me to my outhouse each time I go. Dying by bear attack while pooping isn't really the way I want to go.

My lantern has a bear bell on it. Agreed.

You both do know how to tell brown bear scat from black bear scat, correct?


/ Brown bear scat has bells in it and smells like pepper


I think that's the difference between black bear and grizzly bear.
 
2022-03-19 8:37:17 PM  
If it's a mega church, the problem is it's simply not enough firepower to deal with the infestation.
 
2022-03-19 8:41:07 PM  

chitownmike: What if it's bible camp, Subby? What then!!


What if you're worshiping hatchets and bear spray, Subby? What then?
 
2022-03-19 8:48:23 PM  

toraque: chitownmike: What if it's bible camp, Subby? What then!!

What if you're worshiping hatchets and bear spray, Subby? What then?


That's ridiculous. You don't worship hatchets and bear spray. You worship the God of hatchets and bear spray.
 
2022-03-19 8:51:10 PM  

Badafuco: I take a can of bear spray with me to my outhouse each time I go. Dying by bear attack while pooping isn't really the way I want to go.


If you do end up discharging it make sure to remember which hand it was in when you go to wipe.
 
2022-03-19 8:54:46 PM  

Pershing123: That reminds me, I need some bear spray to go with my hatchet.


You don't need to take both.  Just spray the hatchet really good with the bear spray, and anyone you chop in the eyes with find that very debilitating.
Also makes hatchet wounds sting like crazy.
 
2022-03-19 8:55:19 PM  
I've been maced before....  it sucks.
It chokes your lungs making it hard to breath, my eyes felt like they had liquidy glass shards in them.
It just all around sucked, but its better than a bullet in your ass or a tazer making your heart explode or the good old billy club cracking your skull open "by mistake"
 
2022-03-19 9:04:06 PM  
"Allah Ain't Akhbar!" shouted the man during the attack.
 
2022-03-19 9:07:37 PM  

TotallyRealNotFake: I've been maced before....  it sucks.
It chokes your lungs making it hard to breath, my eyes felt like they had liquidy glass shards in them.
It just all around sucked, but its better than a bullet in your ass or a tazer making your heart explode or the good old billy club cracking your skull open "by mistake"


You're thinking more tear gas, mace a.k.a pepper spray doesn't really do choking, just blinding agony in the eyes, nose, mouth, etc.
 
2022-03-19 9:07:39 PM  
True story: bear spray is regulated to be less powerful than the version used on humans - larger quantity, longer range, but less spicy. Your government at work.
 
2022-03-19 9:10:32 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: True story: bear spray is regulated to be less powerful than the version used on humans - larger quantity, longer range, but less spicy. Your government at work.


Regulated that way or deliberately made that way because bears have far more sensitive sniffers than humans and it doesn't need to be as strong as human mace?
 
2022-03-19 9:14:24 PM  

chitownmike: What if it's bible camp, Subby? What then!!


Wait, are you advocating camping gear for bible camp, or that the guy should have attacked bible campers?
 
2022-03-19 9:16:22 PM  
Also, if I ever get a hatchet, I'm naming it "Molly".

Then when I chop some wood, I'll say, "Looks like some wood decided to flirt with disaster!"
 
2022-03-19 11:02:40 PM  
Silly submitter. That's legitimate political discourse now.
 
2022-03-19 11:11:36 PM  

talkyournonsense: You both do know how to tell brown bear scat from black bear scat, correct?


/ Brown bear scat has bells in it and smells like pepper

I think that's the difference between black bear and grizzly bear.


Please explain to the class the difference between brown bear and grizzly bear, Mr. Well Ackshually.
 
2022-03-19 11:16:00 PM  

Theeng: TotallyRealNotFake: I've been maced before....  it sucks.
It chokes your lungs making it hard to breath, my eyes felt like they had liquidy glass shards in them.
It just all around sucked, but its better than a bullet in your ass or a tazer making your heart explode or the good old billy club cracking your skull open "by mistake"

You're thinking more tear gas, mace a.k.a pepper spray doesn't really do choking, just blinding agony in the eyes, nose, mouth, etc.


Guess how I know you have never been anywhere near where mace has been sprayed
 
2022-03-19 11:19:12 PM  

Claude Ballse: chitownmike: What if it's bible camp, Subby? What then!!

Wait, are you advocating camping gear for bible camp, or that the guy should have attacked bible campers?


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2022-03-19 11:22:51 PM  

big pig peaches: toraque: chitownmike: What if it's bible camp, Subby? What then!!

What if you're worshiping hatchets and bear spray, Subby? What then?

That's ridiculous. You don't worship hatchets and bear spray. You worship the God of hatchets and bear spray.


Unless you're an animist.
 
2022-03-20 12:29:23 AM  
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2022-03-20 2:32:56 AM  
Well, I personally always prefer MACHETES and a side of bear spray......

But it's likely I'm an atypical sample data set point 😜
 
2022-03-20 2:34:48 AM  
But ONLY for camping. I don't enter other peoples' specific religious buildings. They're on their farking OWN with that BS.....
 
2022-03-20 2:52:05 AM  
Half the people in that mosque probably work 18 hour days just trying to keep on top of their bills- Mississauga is almost as bad as Oakville for living costs- so they ain't going to be afraid to tackle some turd with a sharp or pointy object. Death would be a release from that next frigging shift at Walmart or BestBuy.
 
2022-03-20 4:21:12 AM  

The Smails Kid: talkyournonsense: Badafuco: I take a can of bear spray with me to my outhouse each time I go. Dying by bear attack while pooping isn't really the way I want to go.

My lantern has a bear bell on it. Agreed.

You both do know how to tell brown bear scat from black bear scat, correct?


/ Brown bear scat has bells in it and smells like pepper


Grizzly bear.

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2022-03-20 9:02:52 AM  

Theeng: TotallyRealNotFake: I've been maced before....  it sucks.
It chokes your lungs making it hard to breath, my eyes felt like they had liquidy glass shards in them.
It just all around sucked, but its better than a bullet in your ass or a tazer making your heart explode or the good old billy club cracking your skull open "by mistake"

You're thinking more tear gas, mace a.k.a pepper spray doesn't really do choking, just blinding agony in the eyes, nose, mouth, etc.


No it was definitely Bear Mace..
I watched them spray it and I in my dumbass ignorance walked into the invisible cloud that was left behind.
I thought " huh neat, it only shot like 2 feet and disappeared instantly" let me try to shoot it.
Before that the only mace I've ever seen used were by police and its a very noticeable difference so I thought this can was defective or not working. But nope, it worked just fine and I walked into the death cloud that was drifting in the air.
 
2022-03-20 9:41:44 AM  

Gordon Bennett: The Smails Kid: talkyournonsense: Badafuco: I take a can of bear spray with me to my outhouse each time I go. Dying by bear attack while pooping isn't really the way I want to go.

My lantern has a bear bell on it. Agreed.

You both do know how to tell brown bear scat from black bear scat, correct?


/ Brown bear scat has bells in it and smells like pepper

Grizzly bear.

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You too.

Please explain to the class the difference between brown bear and grizzly bear, Mr. Well Ackshually.
 
2022-03-20 10:55:40 AM  

The Smails Kid: Gordon Bennett: The Smails Kid: talkyournonsense: Badafuco: I take a can of bear spray with me to my outhouse each time I go. Dying by bear attack while pooping isn't really the way I want to go.

My lantern has a bear bell on it. Agreed.

You both do know how to tell brown bear scat from black bear scat, correct?


/ Brown bear scat has bells in it and smells like pepper

Grizzly bear.

[Fark user image image 850x637]

You too.

Please explain to the class the difference between brown bear and grizzly bear, Mr. Well Ackshually.


The sign says grizzly.
 
2022-03-20 11:03:32 AM  

The Smails Kid: talkyournonsense: You both do know how to tell brown bear scat from black bear scat, correct?


/ Brown bear scat has bells in it and smells like pepper

I think that's the difference between black bear and grizzly bear.

Please explain to the class the difference between brown bear and grizzly bear, Mr. Well Ackshually.


Ursus arctos horribilis

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly_bear

Is a north american subspecies of

Ursus arctos
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_bear

Notice how they add horrible to the name of the grizzly sub-species? Yeah that's why their scat has bells in it.
 
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