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2022-03-18 8:04:31 AM  
"So you're telling us there's a chance?"
 
2022-03-18 8:08:34 AM  
I didn't even know Drew Barrymore had a show.
 
2022-03-18 8:11:32 AM  
She got drunk in a club and made out with him after a show... like how most relationships start. Or, they used to.
 
2022-03-18 8:12:59 AM  

bostonguy: "So you're telling us there's a chance?"


Nope.
 
2022-03-18 8:13:26 AM  

NewportBarGuy: She got drunk in a club and made out with him after a show... like how most relationships start. Or, they used to.


Or, as Colin calls it, the "best night ever!"
 
2022-03-18 10:07:43 AM  
She was married to Deadpool so how high can her standards be?
 
2022-03-18 10:11:16 AM  

TheraTx: She was married to Deadpool so how high can her standards be?


So this is her third marriage by 35. I'm not shaming at all. I just had no idea
 
2022-03-18 10:15:58 AM  
Cosmo?
 
2022-03-18 10:17:04 AM  

slantsix: TheraTx: She was married to Deadpool so how high can her standards be?

So this is her third marriage by 35. I'm not shaming at all. I just had no idea


Sounds like she's not much fun afterall.
 
2022-03-18 10:20:21 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: slantsix: TheraTx: She was married to Deadpool so how high can her standards be?

So this is her third marriage by 35. I'm not shaming at all. I just had no idea

Sounds like she's not much fun afterall.


I will always respect her response to the Fappening.  "Yes, that's me, I know my best angles".

Not that she approved of the personal violation, but she refused to be ashamed of the pictures.

That and the massive brass ovaries it must have taken to OK legal action against Disney.

AND she's hot.
 
2022-03-18 10:26:12 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: slantsix: TheraTx: She was married to Deadpool so how high can her standards be?

So this is her third marriage by 35. I'm not shaming at all. I just had no idea

Sounds like she's not much fun afterall.


Nah, that's just Hollywood.  Long marriages are the rarity in the business, especially if both partners are actors.
 
2022-03-18 10:27:30 AM  
I just watched The Prestige again last weekend.

She is very pretty
 
2022-03-18 10:32:51 AM  
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2022-03-18 10:38:42 AM  
The person who invented the bowl cut should be tried for crimes against humanity.
 
2022-03-18 11:02:11 AM  
I wondered why Colin always has that goofy grin on his head. I didn't know he was married to her.
 
2022-03-18 11:02:55 AM  
Jost was dorky enough to be a valedictorian, get into Harvard, and be the head writer at SNL with a movie star wife by his mid-30s. He played the long game.
 
2022-03-18 11:04:24 AM  
My wife wouldn't have dated me in high school either.
 
2022-03-18 11:15:19 AM  

Unsung_Hero: MelGoesOnTour: slantsix: TheraTx: She was married to Deadpool so how high can her standards be?

So this is her third marriage by 35. I'm not shaming at all. I just had no idea

Sounds like she's not much fun afterall.

I will always respect her response to the Fappening.  "Yes, that's me, I know my best angles".

Not that she approved of the personal violation, but she refused to be ashamed of the pictures.



Handled brilliantly by both her and Kirsten Dunst (who just tweeted "Thank You iCloud, {Pizza Emoji}{Poop Emoji}"
 
2022-03-18 11:18:31 AM  
"But for guys like me, this is not a fun youth. It gets better. I'd like to make one of those "it gets better" ads For just dumpy, young guys. We could use a little help, a little encouragement, Just somebody on TV, "listen, man. "I know it's tough right now. "You're vaguely heavy with no face. "You have zero value on the sexual marketplace. "You feel invisible to the girls in school because you are, "but it gets better because you'll all grow up, "and you pretty much look just like this your whole life, "and they don't. "Their options start running out really fast, "and you're gonna be there. "As long as you stay relatively employed and washed, "...You're gonna be amazing in your 40s. You're gonna be- you're gonna be the branch that she can grab before she hits the ground." "It's gonna be so great. "It just takes time for her circumstances "to match your looks, but it's gonna happen. "It's gonna happen. "When real shiat matters, you're gonna be the sexiest motherfarker in the world." It's just time. That's all it takes. There's a formula to this. It's pussy plus time over income squared."
--Louis CK, 2013, before the implosion.
https://scrapsfromtheloft.com/comedy/louis-ck-oh-my-god-full-transcript/
 
2022-03-18 11:22:16 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: My wife wouldn't have dated me in high school either.


I'm glad I didn't marry any of the girls I dated in high school.
 
2022-03-18 11:25:11 AM  
Very few of us are dating material in high school. Thinking back on how I looked then, it's hilariously obvious why. You change a lot (for better or worse) in the decade or two following.

That being said, I'm sure Jost really appreciates having pics of all those awkward teen years plastered all over the news. Granted, with Scarlett, he gets the last laugh.
 
2022-03-18 11:59:32 AM  
Wasn't there a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where Larry sees a guy married to an ugly girl and realizes the man is a genuinely good person? I feel like Scarlett Johansen may be a genuinely good person.
 
2022-03-18 12:00:23 PM  

Flappyhead: The person who invented the bowl cut should be tried for crimes against humanity.


My towns mayor has a farking bowl cut and I want to run against him because of it
 
2022-03-18 12:19:52 PM  
Well where are her HS pictures?

Yeah I was pretty much undateable in HS and a few years after too.
 
2022-03-18 12:23:50 PM  

groppet: Well where are her HS pictures?

Yeah I was pretty much undateable in HS and a few years after too.


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Still top shelf.
 
2022-03-18 12:26:53 PM  
Say what you will, but she was incredible as Sammy Davis Jr. in that Sinatra biopic.
 
2022-03-18 12:33:45 PM  

groppet: Well where are her HS pictures?

Yeah I was pretty much undateable in HS and a few years after too.


Wasn't she like 19 when she filmed The Island?
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And like 17 when she did Lost in Translation?
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2022-03-18 12:35:08 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I didn't even know Drew Barrymore had a show.


Sounds like you have a job?
 
2022-03-18 12:44:07 PM  

Mugato: I wondered why Colin always has that goofy grin on his head. I didn't know he was married to her.


For someone who is very opinionated you seem to not be aware of a lot of common knowledge things.

/always enjoy your comments
//you surprise me with knowledge
///and today lack there of
 
2022-03-18 12:45:10 PM  

Wendigogo: Very few of us are dating material in high school. Thinking back on how I looked then, it's hilariously obvious why. You change a lot (for better or worse) in the decade or two following.

That being said, I'm sure Jost really appreciates having pics of all those awkward teen years plastered all over the news. Granted, with Scarlett, he gets the last laugh.


teen dramas with actors in their 20s are gross to sexualize kids but also just hilariously inaccurate.  i drove through a school zone as class was letting out the other day, and wow i had forgotten how bad it is.  i felt grown at that age, and didn't really realize that me and my friends resembled nothing so much as over-cooked pasta with acne.  the bad haircut pics tho, that is the gift that keeps on giving
 
2022-03-18 12:47:05 PM  
This reminds me of this guy. Who IS NOT Shane McGowan - the lead singer of the Pogues

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It's Kate Blanchett's husband
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2022-03-18 12:50:04 PM  
A wise man on Judge Judy once said, "women fall in love with their ears, not their eyes." That's why you often see comedians dating women much hotter than themselves. See also: Pete Davidson
 
2022-03-18 12:51:31 PM  

mariner314: Mugato: I wondered why Colin always has that goofy grin on his head. I didn't know he was married to her.
For someone who is very opinionated you seem to not be aware of a lot of common knowledge things.
/always enjoy your comments
//you surprise me with knowledge
///and today lack there of


I don't even know who Colin Jost is. The ugly one on SNL?  See how smart I am.
 
2022-03-18 12:53:33 PM  
Jost is funny, has an infectious smile, is more than happy to laugh at himself, and comes across as humble and fun. Plus he's successful at what he does.

Doesn't surprise me that he can land a world class babe.

ScarJo also comes across as willing to laugh at herself and he normal, or at least as "normal" as someone of her star status can possibly be, so that's another reason I'm not surprised.

Has anyone seen the long Alexa commercial they did together? It's pretty funny and pokes great fun at their marriage.
 
2022-03-18 12:54:32 PM  

cryinoutloud: mariner314: Mugato: I wondered why Colin always has that goofy grin on his head. I didn't know he was married to her.
For someone who is very opinionated you seem to not be aware of a lot of common knowledge things.
/always enjoy your comments
//you surprise me with knowledge
///and today lack there of

I don't even know who Colin Jost is. The ugly one on SNL?  See how smart I am.


Mugato has been a good read for almost 18 years.

That's the difference.
 
2022-03-18 12:59:50 PM  

meanmutton: groppet: Well where are her HS pictures?

Yeah I was pretty much undateable in HS and a few years after too.

Wasn't she like 19 when she filmed The Island?
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And like 17 when she did Lost in Translation?
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She was born in November of 1984 so she was 20 and 18, respectively.
 
2022-03-18 1:08:44 PM  

meanmutton: groppet: Well where are her HS pictures?

Yeah I was pretty much undateable in HS and a few years after too.

Wasn't she like 19 when she filmed The Island?
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And like 17 when she did Lost in Translation?
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Lost in Translation came out in 2003, and she was born in 84... so she was probably 18/19 during filming.
 
2022-03-18 1:27:45 PM  

Flappyhead: groppet: Well where are her HS pictures?

Yeah I was pretty much undateable in HS and a few years after too.

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Still top shelf.


If that's her on the left, she looks alot like one of my ex's. Damn.
 
2022-03-18 1:37:45 PM  

rainbowbutter: Wendigogo: Very few of us are dating material in high school. Thinking back on how I looked then, it's hilariously obvious why. You change a lot (for better or worse) in the decade or two following.

That being said, I'm sure Jost really appreciates having pics of all those awkward teen years plastered all over the news. Granted, with Scarlett, he gets the last laugh.

teen dramas with actors in their 20s are gross to sexualize kids but also just hilariously inaccurate.  i drove through a school zone as class was letting out the other day, and wow i had forgotten how bad it is.  i felt grown at that age, and didn't really realize that me and my friends resembled nothing so much as over-cooked pasta with acne.  the bad haircut pics tho, that is the gift that keeps on giving


Ha yep. And I dated a guy with that mushroom haircut. Only we referred to it as the buttcrack hairstyle. That kid went through a whole tin of pomade per week.
 
2022-03-18 1:41:44 PM  

TheraTx: She was married to Deadpool so how high can her standards be?


How bout "She worked three times with Woody Allen, so how high can her standards be?"
 
2022-03-18 1:42:00 PM  
Imagine how up in arms people would be if it was him making fun of her looks when she was younger.
 
2022-03-18 1:43:16 PM  
meanmutton:

Wasn't she like 19 when she filmed The Island? And like 17 when she did Lost in Translation?

The first movies I saw her in were Ghost World and The Man Who Wasn't There. Both came out in 2001 when she was 16.

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2022-03-18 1:44:02 PM  

Kris_Romm: TheraTx: She was married to Deadpool so how high can her standards be?

How bout "She worked three times with Woody Allen, so how high can her standards be?"


How 'bout two of those films are amazing?

Matchpoint
Vicky Cristina Barcelona
 
2022-03-18 1:45:22 PM  

boozehat: meanmutton: groppet: Well where are her HS pictures?

Yeah I was pretty much undateable in HS and a few years after too.

Wasn't she like 19 when she filmed The Island?
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And like 17 when she did Lost in Translation?
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Lost in Translation came out in 2003, and she was born in 84... so she was probably 18/19 during filming.


I think you're thinking of Ghost World, she was like 16 when she filmed that, Thora Birch was 18. Great film, really underrated.
 
2022-03-18 1:45:46 PM  

Tman144: A wise man on Judge Judy once said, "women fall in love with their ears, not their eyes." That's why you often see comedians dating women much hotter than themselves. See also: Pete Davidson


The women Davidson gets still seems like the equivalent of a famous actor dating a stripper. I don't know what Jost is like off-camera, but on-camera he's much better looking and much better at his job.
 
2022-03-18 1:45:47 PM  

jaytkay: meanmutton:

Wasn't she like 19 when she filmed The Island? And like 17 when she did Lost in Translation?

The first movies I saw her in were Ghost World and The Man Who Wasn't There. Both came out in 2001 when she was 16.

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DAMMIT!
/tiny fist
 
2022-03-18 1:54:46 PM  
jaytkay:The first movies I saw her in were Ghost World and The Man Who Wasn't There.

She also played John Shaft prior to Richard Roundtree.
 
2022-03-18 1:59:43 PM  

Flappyhead: groppet: Well where are her HS pictures?

Yeah I was pretty much undateable in HS and a few years after too.

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Still top shelf.


No doubt, but I actually think her friend is a little cuter.
 
2022-03-18 2:02:16 PM  
that's  Cate   NOT    Kate
 
2022-03-18 2:10:43 PM  

browntimmy: The women Davidson gets still seems like the equivalent of a famous actor dating a stripper.


Good point, Studman69. Look at the trashy whores. Gross. Ewww.

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