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6165 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Mar 2022 at 10:04 PM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-03-17 8:57:40 PM  
Wow.  54 acres and a weird 70s styled estate for only $1 million?  You really get the bang for your buck in Cincinnati, OH.
 
2022-03-17 9:11:44 PM  
Difficulty, you have to live In Ohio

We have relatives who do and simply don't understand why.
 
2022-03-17 10:01:17 PM  
Beautiful on the outside, a full blown acid trip on the inside.

I had f*cking flashbacks viewing the interior pics.
 
2022-03-17 10:10:56 PM  
I got a Sopranos vibe from some of the interior shots, and I'm not sure why
 
2022-03-17 10:11:43 PM  
I remember the 70s. I remember girlfriends on shag carpets. And girlfriends with shag carpets.

But that was then.
 
2022-03-17 10:11:45 PM  
Redo the carpet and it would be a really nice place
 
2022-03-17 10:11:50 PM  
That carpet has seen a lot of fundue spills.
 
2022-03-17 10:11:54 PM  
They really really wanted to host a swingers party there. I doubt they ever did.
 
2022-03-17 10:12:04 PM  
I think that's from the '70s, but I'm not sure which century's '70s.
 
zez
2022-03-17 10:12:09 PM  
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If I cross my eyes I see a sailboat
 
2022-03-17 10:12:44 PM  

zez: [photos.zillowstatic.com image 850x565]

If I cross my eyes I see a sailboat


Brenda?
 
2022-03-17 10:12:47 PM  

Munden: Wow.  54 acres and a weird 70s styled estate for only $1 million?  You really get the bang for your buck in Cincinnati, OH.


Tony Montana's mansion if he dealt meth instead of blow.
 
2022-03-17 10:13:04 PM  
I know just what to do with it! Build a recording studio that fits the ambience and environment. Produce it and sell it to the jam band circuit.
 
2022-03-17 10:13:24 PM  
Definitely bodies buried on that property. Somewhere. 54 acres is a lot of ground to cover.
 
2022-03-17 10:14:05 PM  

zez: [photos.zillowstatic.com image 850x565]

If I cross my eyes I see a sailboat


It's a schooner dumbass.
 
2022-03-17 10:15:14 PM  
Think the neighbors would be upset if I built low income housing on the property?
 
2022-03-17 10:16:14 PM  
I can smell the black mold and neglect through my phone.
 
2022-03-17 10:16:47 PM  
I'll bet money that place hosted some Full Bush orgies in its day.
 
2022-03-17 10:17:06 PM  

Munden: Wow.  54 acres and a weird 70s styled estate for only $1 million?  You really get the bang for your buck in Cincinnati, OH.


I'll get the lights.
 
2022-03-17 10:17:15 PM  

Lipo: Redo the carpet and it would be a really nice place


Cabinets are probably in terrible shape, but your point is pretty good.  From what you see carpets and better appliances would make a lot of difference.
 
2022-03-17 10:17:36 PM  
I just happened to be listening to Aja when I clicked on that link and looked through those pics.
 
2022-03-17 10:18:10 PM  
You could rebuild Mariupol with all that interior brick.
 
2022-03-17 10:19:28 PM  

Fabric_Man: I got a Sopranos vibe from some of the interior shots, and I'm not sure why


Tony's house was classy.
 
2022-03-17 10:19:51 PM  

functionisalwaystaken: Lipo: Redo the carpet and it would be a really nice place

Cabinets are probably in terrible shape, but your point is pretty good.  From what you see carpets and better appliances would make a lot of difference.


No farking way.

Gut the entire thing to the studs and start over.

There is not ONE IOTA of taste anywhere in that monstrosity.

It looks like despair.
 
2022-03-17 10:23:20 PM  
On the plus side, you could demolish the abnormality and build like a farking castle and still have room for a profitable vineyard.
 
2022-03-17 10:23:22 PM  

Subtonic: zez: [photos.zillowstatic.com image 850x565]

If I cross my eyes I see a sailboat

It's a schooner dumbass.


No, it's Becky.
 
2022-03-17 10:23:26 PM  
I like it.

I like it a lot.
 
2022-03-17 10:24:30 PM  

Munden: Wow.  54 acres and a weird 70s styled estate for only $1 million?  You really get the bang for your buck in Cincinnati, OH.


Almost word for word what I came in to post. Leaving satisfied.
 
2022-03-17 10:25:38 PM  

Dave and the Mission: Subtonic: zez: [photos.zillowstatic.com image 850x565]

If I cross my eyes I see a sailboat

It's a schooner dumbass.

No, it's Becky.


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2022-03-17 10:27:44 PM  
You couldn't handle that shiat on strong acid, man
 
2022-03-17 10:28:05 PM  
You don't know elegance until you walk into a carpeted bathroom.
 
2022-03-17 10:30:23 PM  

Thatguy!1984: You don't know elegance until you walk into a carpeted bathroom.


...or the feeling of crushed velvet betwixt one's bare buttcheeks.
 
2022-03-17 10:32:23 PM  
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2022-03-17 10:33:02 PM  
Several of those floor coverings remind me of Minecraft textures.
 
2022-03-17 10:33:34 PM  
5000 square feet on 54 acres and it costs less than a 1200 square foot house in my neighborhood in the SF Bay. fark me running.
 
2022-03-17 10:35:00 PM  
Baseboard electric heat?!?

fark that.
 
2022-03-17 10:36:14 PM  

Thatguy!1984: You don't know elegance until you walk into a carpeted bathroom.


My old house had a deep plush carpeted bathroom ... you are correct.
 
2022-03-17 10:36:27 PM  
That last overhead shot of the trees came up and I thought it was another shade of that awful shag carpet.
 
2022-03-17 10:39:10 PM  
Rumor has it that, trapped in the many glorious layers of that carpet,
There's a tribe of bell-bottomed disco skaters that hasn't seen the sun since the 1970s....
 
2022-03-17 10:44:47 PM  
Nearly all of the furniture looks like it was bought at the same time from-Unlce Otzi's Discount Warehouse of Bargins Furniture. In the semi-classy Italianate Mafia Rennaisance Revival by way of Staten Island NY. I betcha there's a second full kitchen in the basement.
 
2022-03-17 10:59:18 PM  
It's like playing Doom!
 
2022-03-17 11:02:03 PM  
It's like a wormhole opened up, and you stepped back into 1974...I didn't see any macrame..
But that carpet..And that furniture..and the fixtures..It's like a museum..
 
2022-03-17 11:06:05 PM  
Looks like an old International House of Pancakes from the outside, and the "rugs" are clearly made from some sort of pastry.
 
2022-03-17 11:12:59 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: It's like a wormhole opened up, and you stepped back into 1974...I didn't see any macrame..
But that carpet..And that furniture..and the fixtures..It's like a museum..


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2022-03-17 11:13:08 PM  
Dear Ms. or Mr. House,

Right now you're at 9.8 and you need to dial it back to 4.1 or the grand kids, who were on the trampoline, will still see the P.O.S. on the market.

Sincerely,

People with Some Taste
 
2022-03-17 11:13:27 PM  
If the vibe had been kept consistent it would be neat-o. But can't help thinking it has the smell of wet dog and Jean Naté, and Dorals. Perhaps a hint of Worcestershire and cumin wafting in the deep corners. Don't like the dollar store graffiti on the wall (oh yes Karen, you are *Sooo philosophical*).

But the rec room? Facking balls to the wall is that a beaut! Each pube in that shag tells a story of legend.
 
2022-03-17 11:18:52 PM  
It would be like living in a kaleidoscope.
 
2022-03-17 11:21:34 PM  
Are there class 5 rapids between these two rooms or is it just me?
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2022-03-17 11:22:00 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Several of those floor coverings remind me of Minecraft textures.


it's like Doom

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2022-03-17 11:25:57 PM  

Katwang: Are there class 5 rapids between these two rooms or is it just me?
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Not just you. The house seem to have a few areas with steps up/down. That's a deal breaker. Well that and it's in Ohio.
 
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