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(Deslidefied)   Scientists have ranked the mammals that make the best human companions. While Subby has heard of half of them, he will stick with his cat for now   (deslide.clusterfake.net) divider line
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2022-03-15 9:21:47 AM  
6 votes:
 
2022-03-15 9:24:00 AM  
4 votes:
My wife wants a wombat and a capybara.
 
2022-03-15 9:27:09 AM  
4 votes:
Oh yeah, I want a leprosy carrier as a companion.  And a red neck wallaby?  Does it use chewing tobacco, mate with its relatives, and answer to Cletus?

Seriously, these animals are either nocturnal, solitary, or require lots of space.  My primary consideration for a companion, human or otherwise, is compatibility.  I'm not looking for someone that is seriously high maintenance, that's why cats and dogs are the leading contenders for companions in my world.  Feed em, love em, and they give it right back.  You want high maintenance with little to no reciprocity, marry an idjit.
 
2022-03-15 10:13:34 AM  
4 votes:
Wallaby aren't mammals what the fark
 
2022-03-15 12:06:13 PM  
4 votes:

MelGoesOnTour: Marcos P: Wallaby aren't mammals what the fark

?!

Then what are they?!


shiat I don't know what the fark I was thinking when I typed that xD
 
2022-03-15 11:31:20 AM  
3 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: This list of mammals has too many marsupials for my comfort.


I found out when I visited Busch Gardens that I'm allergic to kangaroos and wallabies. How the hell can I have an allergy to an animal native to a land literally on the other side of the planet?
 
2022-03-15 10:42:24 PM  
2 votes:
"24. Screaming hairy armadillo"

Tell me there were only 24 animals considered without telling me there were only 24 animals considered...
 
2022-03-16 12:49:40 AM  
2 votes:

ParallelUniverseParking: mcmnky: ParallelUniverseParking: Um, canine? You know, as in "dog"? Ever heard of those?
This list is farking WEIRD.

"The study published in the journal of Frontiers in Veterinary Science excludes dogs, cats, and farm animals since they have been completely domesticated."

Well, that's not the animals' fault. Not fair.


Cats, "completely domesticated", riiiight.
 
2022-03-15 8:34:39 AM  
1 vote:
This list of mammals has too many marsupials for my comfort.
 
2022-03-15 10:18:31 AM  
1 vote:
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2022-03-15 11:06:36 AM  
1 vote:
That list looks oddly specific to Australia and it's neighbors. Sika deer? Ya wanna bet that will be the next popular support animal being hauled onto a commercial flight by a Patcholie reeking Prarie Princess, who is going to the international Chakra Healing Expo over in Area 51.
 
2022-03-15 11:52:14 AM  
1 vote:

Slypork: Tr0mBoNe: This list of mammals has too many marsupials for my comfort.

I found out when I visited Busch Gardens that I'm allergic to kangaroos and wallabies. How the hell can I have an allergy to an animal native to a land literally on the other side of the planet?


Bad is a type of luck.
 
2022-03-15 12:12:47 PM  
1 vote:

Ethertap: Slypork: Tr0mBoNe: This list of mammals has too many marsupials for my comfort.

I found out when I visited Busch Gardens that I'm allergic to kangaroos and wallabies. How the hell can I have an allergy to an animal native to a land literally on the other side of the planet?

Bad is a type of luck.


Yeah. If it was raining soup I'd have a fork.
 
2022-03-15 2:12:13 PM  
1 vote:
That site crashed Firefox. Twice. With both ABP and uBlock Origin in place.
 
2022-03-15 4:12:56 PM  
1 vote:
yeah but how do they taste?
 
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