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2022-03-14 12:52:27 PM  
I don't let the mechanics go near the o-rings.  They always fumble the bins on the floor and then you've got 2 hours of re-sorting the o-rings into the correct bins.
 
2022-03-14 1:50:43 PM  
Now wait. Let's not be too rash.  I need to know who the other four passengers are on the flight.  I mean I do not have anything against Pete Davidson but he is perfectly expendable if Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson are on board...
 
2022-03-14 1:53:06 PM  
And now he's going to space. Did somebody slip his name into the Make a Wish program by accident?
 
2022-03-14 2:02:44 PM  

ski9600: I don't let the mechanics go near the o-rings.  They always fumble the bins on the floor and then you've got 2 hours of re-sorting the o-rings into the correct bins.


So you would waste 2 hours of time to sort out O-rings? thats a huge waste of time, and it not supposed to be a mechanic's job to find the correct parts. They should have them in hand the minute you hand them the work order. Just buy another box of them already.
 
2022-03-14 2:02:46 PM  

InfoFreako: And now he's going to space. Did somebody slip his name into the Make a Wish program by accident?


He deserves a wish after being raised by a single parent courtesy of the UAE.
 
2022-03-14 2:19:46 PM  
I get the feeling Kanye watches the first 10 minutes of The Suicide Squad over and over just because he enjoys watching Davidson get his face blown off.
 
2022-03-14 2:23:16 PM  
Kanye is going to lose his mind over this.
 
2022-03-14 2:32:32 PM  

vilesithknight: Kanye is going to lose his mind over this.


I promise you he's already DM-ing Musk trying to book a flight on a dragon capsule before Davidson goes to space.
 
2022-03-14 2:39:36 PM  

wrenchboy: ski9600: I don't let the mechanics go near the o-rings.  They always fumble the bins on the floor and then you've got 2 hours of re-sorting the o-rings into the correct bins.

So you would waste 2 hours of time to sort out O-rings? thats a huge waste of time, and it not supposed to be a mechanic's job to find the correct parts. They should have them in hand the minute you hand them the work order. Just buy another box of them already.


Pretty sure that was a joke...
 
2022-03-14 2:42:37 PM  

Waffle Party: What makes me sad about this whole thing is that Pete is keeping quiet about it for the most part.  He is passing up on some golden trolling opportunities, especially when he's on SNL.


Sometimes, it's not the greatest idea to poke the narcissistic and possibly violently-psychotic dynamite monkey.  Particularly publically.  Unless, of course, you're goddamn sure he can't do anything that hurts anyone other than himself.
 
2022-03-14 2:47:00 PM  
You know, I wonder how Kanye would handle being called "Mr Kardashian"? Be pretty funny to watch a narcissist like that react to someone identifying him as if he'd taken his wife's name. People often forget that pain goes away, and that you can sure these guys when their security beats you up, so I'd sure as shiat try it if he got back with here and then I met him afterwards....
 
2022-03-14 2:54:53 PM  

Waffle Party: What makes me sad about this whole thing is that Pete is keeping quiet about it for the most part.  He is passing up on some golden trolling opportunities, especially when he's on SNL.


He explained why in the Daily Beast thread 10 or so below this one.  He doesn't want their kids having to deal with their dad's mental health issues.
 
2022-03-14 2:58:26 PM  
Honestly, although I can see how appealing it might be, I also kinda think going on a space ride is kind of douchey in our current world.

If millionaires tossing away money was trickling down to the common man more, I'd be all for it.  But it's not.
 
2022-03-14 3:08:55 PM  
Saddest beef ever.

Rappers are supposed to have beef with other rappers, not "comedians"*.

Kanye is mad at Pete Davidson like he stole Kim Kardashian from him while they were in bed together. The dude is such an overgrown infant that he can't see he drove her away himself. Kanye's pathetic, going on and on about this shiat. Move on with your life, you big baby billionaire turd nugget. This guy's already moved on with your wife.

*Comedian is in quotation marks because Pete Davidson is not funny.
 
2022-03-14 3:22:27 PM  

vilesithknight: Kanye is going to lose his mind over this.


That ship sailed a long time ago.
 
2022-03-14 3:28:45 PM  
a female-only team needs to do the final inspection.
 
2022-03-14 3:37:49 PM  
Pete's gonna bone an alien while he's up there.
 
2022-03-14 4:33:58 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: Pete's gonna bone an alien while he's up there.


He's going to be completely baked for the experience, im sure.
 
2022-03-14 4:53:16 PM  
He isn't going up in the shuttle which has been retired for years now.
 
2022-03-14 4:56:18 PM  

Mikey1969: wrenchboy: ski9600: I don't let the mechanics go near the o-rings.  They always fumble the bins on the floor and then you've got 2 hours of re-sorting the o-rings into the correct bins.

So you would waste 2 hours of time to sort out O-rings? thats a huge waste of time, and it not supposed to be a mechanic's job to find the correct parts. They should have them in hand the minute you hand them the work order. Just buy another box of them already.

Pretty sure that was a joke...


Pretty sure that was too.
 
2022-03-14 5:20:04 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: Pete's gonna bone an alien while he's up there.


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2022-03-14 6:15:56 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Saddest beef ever.

Rappers are supposed to have beef with other rappers, not "comedians"*.

Kanye is mad at Pete Davidson like he stole Kim Kardashian from him while they were in bed together. The dude is such an overgrown infant that he can't see he drove her away himself. Kanye's pathetic, going on and on about this shiat. Move on with your life, you big baby billionaire turd nugget. This guy's already moved on with your wife.

*Comedian is in quotation marks because Pete Davidson is not funny.


Okay.
 
2022-03-14 6:34:28 PM  
Smuggle a vape pen with you if you must, Pete, but don't burn a doobie in the orbiter.
 
2022-03-14 6:40:17 PM  
Pete, and five PAYING customers....

The guy who nobody calls by his funny new legal name is absolutely losing what little of his mind he has left. His kids are going to be asking Pete all about it instead of his lingerie for ferrets.
 
2022-03-14 7:27:20 PM  
o rings? is this a euphemism for buttholes?

/did not rtfa
//hell, did not read the farking comments
///why would i?
 
2022-03-14 7:58:17 PM  
This isn't a 30-year-old booster, here. It's a goddamn penis rocket. I don't think it has cock rings.
 
2022-03-14 8:32:35 PM  
Amber Rose agrees about his O-Ring.

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2022-03-14 9:44:43 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Amber Rose agrees about his O-Ring.

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Look at the effect following this story is having on us! Stop the madness!
 
2022-03-14 10:36:21 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Amber Rose agrees about his O-Ring.

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Why does that woman brag about having fish stick fingers?
 
2022-03-14 10:40:27 PM  

Blathering Idjut: I get the feeling Kanye watches the first 10 minutes of The Suicide Squad over and over just because he enjoys watching Davidson get his face blown off.


So does about 80% of Fark, going by the average comments in any thread mentioning Davidson. How many alts does Kanye have on here?
 
2022-03-14 11:11:44 PM  

fragMasterFlash: kling_klang_bed: Amber Rose agrees about his O-Ring.

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Why does that woman brag about having fish stick fingers?


Amber Rose is also a cross-dressing flounder named Trish?
 
2022-03-15 4:03:55 PM  
Maybe he will remove his helmet

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