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2022-03-13 4:51:28 PM  
"This sick insane culture of wokeness

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...ok, not quite.

"My main policy would be the guardian of the educational system of Lumpkin County, to keep out Critical Race Theory,"

Those are two separate ideas.
 
2022-03-13 5:45:20 PM  
"These people want us gone."

huh, ya don't say.

ah'll just leave this here FTFA

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2022-03-13 5:47:55 PM  
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2022-03-13 5:49:49 PM  

Mugato: "This sick insane culture of wokeness

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...ok, not quite.

"My main policy would be the guardian of the educational system of Lumpkin County, to keep out Critical Race Theory,"

Those are two separate ideas.


Jfc, update your meme, dude!


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2022-03-13 5:57:40 PM  

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d'nno, I have it on good authoritah they earnestly want to preserve "mah hertawge" lest history forget it.
 
2022-03-13 7:06:49 PM  
Of farking course it's in Blumpkin County.
 
2022-03-13 7:09:27 PM  
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2022-03-13 7:12:06 PM  
"We're victims, you see. All of us white people. Non-whites just treat us like we're second-class citizens. It's just not fair!"
 
2022-03-13 7:12:23 PM  
Steve, Chris, Jon, Bill and Rick would like to buy a comma.
 
2022-03-13 7:15:33 PM  
Vote for me, Harry Freakstorm and I'll keep velociraptors out of Effingham County.  Just send me money and write me in for, uh, streets superintendent.  No velociraptors!
 
2022-03-13 7:15:34 PM  
"Do you publicly denounce racism?" Polansky asked. "I do publicly denounce racism, yes ma'am," Doles responded.

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2022-03-13 7:15:52 PM  
Why Not!!! Asshole
 
2022-03-13 7:15:53 PM  
There are plenty of white people whose civil rights need protecting.

But I'm pretty sure you're not interested in helping gay, disabled, elderly, women, criminals, or homeless, are ya?
 
2022-03-13 7:17:56 PM  
Christ. FTF Actual Headline: 'I'm a white civil rights activist': Former KKK leader running for office in North Georgia

No. That's definitely a thing that you are not.

Am I losing my mind? The crazies are running amok.
 
2022-03-13 7:18:13 PM  
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2022-03-13 7:19:39 PM  
Subby's comparison sucks.

A more apt metaphor would be a "cannibalism activist". Just as real and grevience filled with a side of victimizing.

Actually, the metaphor just sucks over all. As does the subject of the article.
 
2022-03-13 7:21:19 PM  
That's not how denouncing racism works. That's not how anything works.
 
2022-03-13 7:22:16 PM  
The hardest part of being a cannibalistic vegetarian is eating the wheelchairs too.
 
2022-03-13 7:27:25 PM  
I'm just here for the blumpkin jokes
 
2022-03-13 7:29:12 PM  
What I dislike most about the left is the unwillingness to co-opt national symbolism.


This motherfarker will get more votes for waving a flag than his stupid ideology.
 
2022-03-13 7:29:40 PM  
TTTO "Maude"

Jeffrey Dahmer was a canni-veggie
He didn't care if the whole world cooked
Edward Gein, eating flesh with eggies
Inside his closet you'd best not look
John Wayne Gacy was a killer clown and
Many kids he chopped-up
When it was time for the killing to start
Lizzy B.'s had her axe sharp'ed up

And then there's God
 
2022-03-13 7:30:43 PM  
jfc/ffs do I really have to do this ever' single time

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2022-03-13 7:35:18 PM  
Lumpkin County? I believe the story. The whole county was Sundown for years. Even the college wouldn't admit black cadets for fear they'd be shot.
 
2022-03-13 7:36:19 PM  

tintar: jfc/ffs do I really have to do this ever' single time

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Either I'm VERY drunk or that's unreadable.
 
2022-03-13 7:37:28 PM  

tintar: jfc/ffs do I really have to do this ever' single time

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2022-03-13 7:38:32 PM  
According to Georgia code, felons can hold elected office in Georgia if they get their civil rights restored and if at least 10 years have passed from the time they completed their sentence.

According to Georgia code, felons can hold elected office in Georgia if they get their civil rights restored or if at least ten years have passed from the time they completed their sentence, without a subsequent conviction of another felony.

Well , which is it? AND or OR
 
2022-03-13 7:38:50 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: tintar: jfc/ffs do I really have to do this ever' single time

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Either I'm VERY drunk or that's unreadable.


brother you are not wrong I am very drunk and ain't include a resolution-appropriate version ah well

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2022-03-13 7:42:03 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: tintar: jfc/ffs do I really have to do this ever' single time

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Either I'm VERY drunk or that's unreadable.


UNC_Samurai: tintar: jfc/ffs do I really have to do this ever' single time

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2022-03-13 7:42:21 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: tintar: jfc/ffs do I really have to do this ever' single time

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Either I'm VERY drunk or that's unreadable.


Why not both?
 
2022-03-13 7:46:22 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: TheDarkSaintOfGin: tintar: jfc/ffs do I really have to do this ever' single time

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Either I'm VERY drunk or that's unreadable.

Why not both?


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2022-03-13 7:52:33 PM  
Lumpkin County Board of Commissioners

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2022-03-13 7:53:00 PM  
well, he did eat fruit
 
2022-03-13 8:19:26 PM  
What does 'socialism' mean?  Please share with the class.
 
2022-03-13 8:25:03 PM  
Not funny. I was a teenage nerd and did research at the Marquette library on weekends leading up to debate system. We always got shiat burgers on the corner and if I had to guess my memory on the people around, it was a rough'ish neighborhood.

When we hear though we cooled it on going there our senior year, too much, "how many times did we talk about how we were getting murdered trying to get some food and get back to our car.

/csb
 
2022-03-13 8:35:04 PM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: What does 'socialism' mean?  Please share with the class.


Badum ...tishhh

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2022-03-13 8:38:05 PM  

Normal_View: NathanAllen: Not funny. I was a teenage nerd and did research at the Marquette library on weekends leading up to debate system. We always got shiat burgers on the corner and if I had to guess my memory on the people around, it was a rough'ish neighborhood.

When we hear though we cooled it on going there our senior year, too much, "how many times did we talk about how we were getting murdered trying to get some food and get back to our car.

/csb

I've read this at least three times, and still don't understand it.


It's really hard to get burgers made out of poop by the Marquette library. Rumor has it the burgers are easier to get if you get the cold ones instead of hot off the grill. But cold poo sandwiches beiong in the Eat This/Not That thread over in Food.
 
2022-03-13 8:47:24 PM  
Jeffrey Dahmer was also a veteran.
 
2022-03-13 8:57:24 PM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: What does 'socialism' mean?  Please share with the class.


using a rose emoji in your twitter posts
 
2022-03-13 9:06:59 PM  

Normal_View: NathanAllen: Not funny. I was a teenage nerd and did research at the Marquette library on weekends leading up to debate system. We always got shiat burgers on the corner and if I had to guess my memory on the people around, it was a rough'ish neighborhood.

When we hear though we cooled it on going there our senior year, too much, "how many times did we talk about how we were getting murdered trying to get some food and get back to our car.

/csb

I've read this at least three times, and still don't understand it.


You are more polite than me. I was going to post

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2022-03-13 9:08:14 PM  

NM Volunteer: Jeffrey Dahmer was also a veteran.


Lotsa heavy hitters were veterans or learned from veterans.  Carl Panzram was in the military. Almost immediately sent to Levenworth, but he enlisted
 
2022-03-13 10:01:20 PM  
Klan lite? If he has changed, it was changing the the smallest amount needed to be socially acceptable. That sounds more like marketing than change. Change is easier to believe when it is not convenient.

Though I would support him being able to vote, etc. Not because I like him but because I support giving any American citizen who is at least 18 and not currently serving time that right.
 
2022-03-13 10:11:17 PM  

Mugato: "This sick insane culture of wokeness

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...ok, not quite.

"My main policy would be the guardian of the educational system of Lumpkin County, to keep out Critical Race Theory,"

Those are two separate ideas.


Lumpkin county? More like hump kin county, amiright?!
 
2022-03-13 10:15:56 PM  
Doles is running as a Republican for a seat on the Lumpkin County Board of Commissioners. He carries signs that read "Stop Socialism. Save America." It's a slogan borrowed from Georgia's controversial Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, who Doles also supports.

But they're the Party of Lincoln!!!1!1!1!!!
 
2022-03-13 10:18:18 PM  
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These days, you can't see who's in cahoots
'Cause now the KKK wears three-piece suits
 
2022-03-13 10:23:15 PM  

HighOnCraic: Doles is running as a Republican for a seat on the Lumpkin County Board of Commissioners. He carries signs that read "Stop Socialism. Save America." It's a slogan borrowed from Georgia's controversial Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, who Doles also supports.

But they're the Party of Lincoln!!!1!1!1!!!


If you had a gun to their heads they would be able to give you the true definition of socialism.
 
2022-03-13 10:55:39 PM  
I see no reason that a marginalized person killing a Klansman on sight shouldn't be considered a justified act of self-defense.
 
2022-03-13 11:56:25 PM  

dsmith42: Normal_View: NathanAllen: Not funny. I was a teenage nerd and did research at the Marquette library on weekends leading up to debate system. We always got shiat burgers on the corner and if I had to guess my memory on the people around, it was a rough'ish neighborhood.

When we hear though we cooled it on going there our senior year, too much, "how many times did we talk about how we were getting murdered trying to get some food and get back to our car.

/csb

I've read this at least three times, and still don't understand it.

You are more polite than me. I was going to post

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Did Samuel L Jackson get over a stutter by saying mother effer? Anyone know?
 
2022-03-14 12:33:21 AM  

tintar: TheDarkSaintOfGin: tintar: jfc/ffs do I really have to do this ever' single time

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Either I'm VERY drunk or that's unreadable.

UNC_Samurai: tintar: jfc/ffs do I really have to do this ever' single time

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I think this was a subplot in the last season of Hannibal.
 
2022-03-14 3:08:59 AM  
Wait, is this the one where Captain Sisko gets skinhead Tyler Durden to renounce racism while in prison so when he gets out he can help reform his brother, teenage John Connor?

No, wait, this is the real world and this guy's full of shiat. The only thing he learned was how to better utilize dog whistles.
 
2022-03-14 11:43:03 AM  
Doles was released from federal prison on firearms charges in 2007 - meaning that he has passed that 10 year threshold. Before that, he was sent to prison for beating a black man in Maryland.

Yeah no, people like this shouldn't be in power. Ever.  DGAF if you did your time.

Find something else to do, asshole.
 
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