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(NBC DFW)   Woman sues Jerry Jones, claiming he's her father. Says there's definitely a family resemblance as she hasn't won a Super Bowl in 27 years either   (nbcdfw.com) divider line
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751 clicks; posted to Sports » on 10 Mar 2022 at 7:43 AM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-03-10 7:53:26 AM  
The only time she has disclosed her father's identity was when she had to obtain security clearance from the FBI to work in the White House for President Donald Trump, the lawsuit said.

Everyone involved in this story can go fark themselves. Trust fund babies, billionaires, scummy lawyers, gold diggers.

Great story. Horrible humans.
 
2022-03-10 8:58:02 AM  
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So,...her mother was a necrophile?
 
2022-03-10 9:18:26 AM  
If this is the thing that gets Jerruh removed from power, I'll laugh.
 
2022-03-10 9:35:20 AM  
There isnt enough money in Baja Oklahoma to fairly compensate that poor woman for looking like Jerry Jones. Now that her story has been told, there will be little comfort in becoming America's bastard.
 
2022-03-10 9:50:45 AM  

bluorangefyre: If this is the thing that gets Jerruh removed from power, I'll laugh.


In pretty sure that we have not yet reached that plateau of socialism yet where the means of producing football can be seized by the people.  Even if it is proven that a football mogul has often banged random hot dumb chicks but serially refuses to make them fanily. Even if he shtups them in the Arkansas wastelands
 
2022-03-10 11:05:15 AM  

bluorangefyre: If this is the thing that gets Jerruh removed from power, I'll laugh.


Why would it? What am I missing? On the NFL scandal scale this is barely a ripple.
 
2022-03-10 11:13:43 AM  
She's probably as good as being General Manager of a NFL team as her daddy Jerruh is
 
2022-03-10 11:15:02 AM  

jake_lex: She's probably as good as being General Manager of a NFL team as her daddy Jerruh is


I duuno. She might be better. She hasn't blown playoff games.
 
2022-03-10 11:15:21 AM  

baronbloodbath: The only time she has disclosed her father's identity was when she had to obtain security clearance from the FBI to work in the White House for President Donald Trump, the lawsuit said.

Everyone involved in this story can go fark themselves. Trust fund babies, billionaires, scummy lawyers, gold diggers.

Great story. Horrible humans.


Where there is shenanigans, he'll be there. Where there is grift, he'll show up. Where there is a shiatty person trying to squeeze money from a richer, shiattier person, he'll come out of nowhere.
 
2022-03-10 11:38:29 AM  
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Her and her mom
 
2022-03-10 11:45:53 AM  

bluorangefyre: If this is the thing that gets Jerruh removed from power, I'll laugh.


I think you and I have better chances of becoming NFL owners than this getting Jerry removed
 
2022-03-10 11:50:18 AM  

abhorrent1: [Fark user image 777x790]

Her and her mom


Pretty much what I expected. I guess they took a break from their gold digging to do a photo op.
 
2022-03-10 11:54:52 AM  

iamskibibitz: abhorrent1: [Fark user image 777x790]

Her and her mom

Pretty much what I expected. I guess they took a break from their gold digging to do a photo op.


Apparently they were on some reality show called "Big Rich Texas". I've never heard of it but that's what google says.
 
2022-03-10 1:30:30 PM  
 
2022-03-10 1:31:44 PM  
How can anyone still be a Dallas Cowboys fan?
 
2022-03-10 1:34:48 PM  
This story shows the marketing dude taking upskirt photos of Charlotte Jones. How in holy hell could Jerry turn a blind eye to all of this?
 
2022-03-10 1:43:19 PM  

abhorrent1: iamskibibitz: abhorrent1: [Fark user image 777x790]

Her and her mom

Pretty much what I expected. I guess they took a break from their gold digging to do a photo op.

Apparently they were on some reality show called "Big Rich Texas". I've never heard of it but that's what google says.


Just when i thought it couldn't get any worse... This story has it all - all the trash that is.
 
2022-03-10 2:39:42 PM  

Big_Doofus: How can anyone still be a Dallas Cowboys fan?


I know a guy who has  the star tattoo, with one of the points making a little cut with a blue blood drop. I haven't seen him in a while though.
 
2022-03-10 5:44:13 PM  

ElFugawz: baronbloodbath: The only time she has disclosed her father's identity was when she had to obtain security clearance from the FBI to work in the White House for President Donald Trump, the lawsuit said.

Everyone involved in this story can go fark themselves. Trust fund babies, billionaires, scummy lawyers, gold diggers.

Great story. Horrible humans.

Where there is shenanigans, he'll be there. Where there is grift, he'll show up. Where there is a shiatty person trying to squeeze money from a richer, shiattier person, he'll come out of nowhere.


And she currently is working for "Dr, Feelgood" Ronny Jackson.
 
2022-03-11 4:14:45 PM  

Big_Doofus: This story shows the marketing dude taking upskirt photos of Charlotte Jones. How in holy hell could Jerry turn a blind eye to all of this?


The bigger question is why anyone would want photos of Charlotte? She has had so much work done she is closing in on cryptkeeper status.

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