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4118 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Mar 2022 at 9:21 PM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-03-09 9:02:24 PM  
OK - getting a major Cabela's/Bass Pro vibe off of the place, but it looks like it could be fun. Not far from Clear Lake - which is a pretty well known lake for bass fishing out West. Can't quite figure out if it belonged to an almost-made-it Country singer, or an almost-made-it Pro angler (or a too much money wannabe both).
 
2022-03-09 9:10:08 PM  
Not sure about the back yard though:

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2022-03-09 9:17:00 PM  
Have you ever wanted to live in a Quirky Seafood Restaurant?  Here's your chance.
 
2022-03-09 9:24:39 PM  
Love the wooden elephant, but I could do without the scattered pirates.
 
HFK
2022-03-09 9:26:58 PM  
Hell no.
 
2022-03-09 9:27:37 PM  
I need to get a tetanus shot?

Why?

I accidentally touched the wall
 
2022-03-09 9:29:38 PM  

EvilEgg: Have you ever wanted to live in a Quirky Seafood Restaurant?  Here's your chance.


This place has the vibe of being an Air BnB for group weekend getaways or week-long partycations.  It's got a stage, a bar area, a semi-private "bedroom" on a balcony, at least one couple's bathtub, and comes with all that kitsch.  Maybe it turned out to not be as profitable as they hoped.
 
2022-03-09 9:34:35 PM  
Parrot Head Orgy Headquarters
 
2022-03-09 9:35:49 PM  
My eyes! The glasses do nothing!
 
2022-03-09 9:35:54 PM  
The last owner fell over the railing and was impaled by the elephant.
 
2022-03-09 9:36:43 PM  

EvilEgg: Have you ever wanted to live in a Quirky Seafood Restaurant?  Here's your chance.


Are Hedwig and the Angry Inch playing?
 
2022-03-09 9:37:11 PM  

New Rising Sun: EvilEgg: Have you ever wanted to live in a Quirky Seafood Restaurant?  Here's your chance.

This place has the vibe of being an Air BnB for group weekend getaways or week-long partycations.  It's got a stage, a bar area, a semi-private "bedroom" on a balcony, at least one couple's bathtub, and comes with all that kitsch.  Maybe it turned out to not be as profitable as they hoped.


They should have targeted Jimmy Buffet fans.
 
2022-03-09 9:37:13 PM  
We need to talk about the elephant in the room.
 
2022-03-09 9:37:53 PM  
Is this a locale in the new Monkey Island game?
 
2022-03-09 9:39:16 PM  

TommyDeuce: Not sure about the back yard though:

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whoa.
 
2022-03-09 9:39:53 PM  
I read "Bridge to Terabithia" in junior high, so I know how this ends.
 
2022-03-09 9:42:08 PM  
I can't decide whether those kitchen counters say, "no one has ever cooked in here," or, "I don't understand why my cleaning woman charges me double."

/ObWNB
 
2022-03-09 9:42:10 PM  
I can only think that the property owner hung out in some kind of themed bar back in the '80s when he or she was a 20-something young'un and this is an attempt to recreate an exact copy of it.

The kind of places I hung out in back in that era, you'd need to spill beer on the floor and smoke heavily in for 20 years to get that "ambiance".
 
2022-03-09 9:43:13 PM  
Sorry, if I had a million dollars I'd rather spend it on Kraft Dinner and Dijon Ketchup and what ever the hell that hideous thing was supposed to be.
 
2022-03-09 9:43:42 PM  

aRegularJoe_aRegularJob: We need to talk about the elephant in the room.


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2022-03-09 9:46:04 PM  
Well, that's commiting to a theme.
 
2022-03-09 9:58:11 PM  
Johnny Depp's selling his vacation home?
 
2022-03-09 10:06:32 PM  

EL EM: Love the wooden elephant, but I could do without the scattered pirates.


I have worked in a couple of different bars that have had those same pirates. From what I've seen happen, they are wise to keep the lady pirate hoisted high into the rafters. She has always been a target of abuse.

I could be comfortable there, but convincing my wife would be a challenge.
 
2022-03-09 10:10:13 PM  
People with more money than creativity, showing off their money by trying to look like they have more creativity than money.

Needs a coat of paint, real kitchen cabinets, a good PA with not less than 10 times as many subs, several dumpsters for the nick knacks, and whatever cleaner knocks out Jimmy Buffet fan stink.
 
2022-03-09 10:16:51 PM  
Looks like it may have been a restaurant, or an AirBnB (as has been suggested), or just someone with too much money, and not enough common sense.
 
2022-03-09 10:28:40 PM  

TommyDeuce: Not sure about the back yard though:

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There's a hoarder in my neighborhood. I'm a peaceable sort and am capable of averting my eyes when I walk past. Plus, they're clearly mentally ill so have some compassion. I walked by the other day though and there was an unholy stench, chemical not dead body. Not quite sure what to do if anything. They're not on my street and I do hate to create homelessness. But geez, that was some horrible odor.
 
2022-03-09 10:40:23 PM  

New Rising Sun: EvilEgg: Have you ever wanted to live in a Quirky Seafood Restaurant?  Here's your chance.

This place has the vibe of being an Air BnB for group weekend getaways or week-long partycations.  It's got a stage, a bar area, a semi-private "bedroom" on a balcony, at least one couple's bathtub, and comes with all that kitsch.  Maybe it turned out to not be as profitable as they hoped.


Place looks like I built it in fallout.
 
2022-03-09 10:41:02 PM  
Weirdest Swiss Family Robinson ever.
 
2022-03-09 10:46:17 PM  
Ill take those Marshall amps.

Place come with a very Brady Tiki idol and free tetanus shots?
 
2022-03-09 10:52:42 PM  
They're asking almost four times the assessed value. Guess that elephant is worth $750,000?
 
2022-03-09 11:19:09 PM  

Loris: They're asking almost four times the assessed value. Guess that elephant is worth $750,000?


Maybe all the junk in the back comes with it.

$$$$ in scrap steel!!
 
2022-03-09 11:34:26 PM  
Looks like what everyone said a rental place that wasn't profitable. But wow that kitchen needs real counters and that would improve it immensely.
 
2022-03-09 11:35:08 PM  
Ty: This your place, Carl?
Carl: Yeah, what do you think.
Ty: Really, really awful.
 
2022-03-09 11:38:29 PM  
I live near Lakeport. I actually know the building culture in this area very well. Besides being a freak show, you can expect that place to be a poorly constructed maintenance nightmare, with virtually none of the work done to current best practices and lots of it done to complete hack handyman bullshiat level.
 
2022-03-10 12:24:01 AM  

vudukungfu: Ill take those Marshall amps.

Place come with a very Brady Tiki idol and free tetanus shots?


I was expecting more Tikis

/has anyone ever seen a tub in the bedroom like that before? Makes me think mold

//Gilligan , the later years
 
2022-03-10 12:25:00 AM  
I'm having a stroke from looking at these photos. Houses like this, they are hurting us.
 
2022-03-10 12:51:56 AM  
I like it.

I like it a lot.
 
2022-03-10 12:59:10 AM  

LadySusan: TommyDeuce: Not sure about the back yard though:

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There's a hoarder in my neighborhood. I'm a peaceable sort and am capable of averting my eyes when I walk past. Plus, they're clearly mentally ill so have some compassion. I walked by the other day though and there was an unholy stench, chemical not dead body. Not quite sure what to do if anything. They're not on my street and I do hate to create homelessness. But geez, that was some horrible odor.


Meth cooking smells like that. Or trying to make explosives and failing at it.
 
2022-03-10 1:29:40 AM  
I'm disappointed there are no alligator pits.

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2022-03-10 1:34:41 AM  

Loris: They're asking almost four times the assessed value. Guess that elephant is worth $750,000?


Prop 13
 
2022-03-10 1:37:03 AM  
That's prime wildfire country.

Good thing thatch is inflammable.

What a country!
 
2022-03-10 5:47:20 AM  

AstroJesus: The last owner fell over the railing and was impaled by the elephant.


NOW I'm interested!...
 
2022-03-10 6:39:37 AM  
I don't know who Herman's Whore is, but she's important enough to have her name on the wall.
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2022-03-10 7:21:18 AM  
The gorilla with the sombrero is the main selling feature here...
 
2022-03-10 7:33:02 AM  

fzumrk: I don't know who Herman's Whore is, but she's important enough to have her name on the wall.
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Mrs. Brown had a lovely daughter, but things went sour and the downward spiral just kinda kicked into overdrive.
 
2022-03-10 7:40:10 AM  
It comes with an old guy who just hangs out and plays John Cougar Mellencamp
 
2022-03-10 8:50:56 AM  
How much do you want to bet the owner can't even get on a boat due to sea sickness??
 
2022-03-10 8:55:07 AM  
If I had more money and my wife wasn't a sticker for ridiculous things like "safety" and "cleanliness" and "common sense" I'd buy it.
 
2022-03-10 9:22:20 AM  
https://www.2lostboys.com/

looks like the band the drums belong to.
 
zez
2022-03-10 9:52:25 AM  
Pretty sure that's where they filmed this

Airplane - Club Scene
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