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5569 clicks; posted to Politics » on 09 Mar 2022 at 4:06 PM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-03-09 3:50:12 PM  
"Trump delivered a rambling 90-minute speech before donors Saturday at the Four Seasons Hotel in New Orleans..."

There is nothing funny in those particular words...but I still laughed.
 
2022-03-09 3:55:38 PM  
They flew it with the loaner. They didn't fix it.
Ha ha
His plane is a busted down piece of shiat clunker.
 
2022-03-09 3:56:00 PM  
I hope he was terrified.
 
2022-03-09 3:56:28 PM  
Why can't a single thing go my way?
 
2022-03-09 3:57:28 PM  
So close yet so far...
 
2022-03-09 3:59:31 PM  
headline disappoints without "...it spun in.  There were no survivors."
 
2022-03-09 4:00:33 PM  
I am sure the smell of recycled hamberder is not washing out of that seat
 
2022-03-09 4:02:38 PM  
Maybe somebody should pay for maintenance instead of pencil-whipping it.


/or not, that would be ok, I guess.
 
2022-03-09 4:03:14 PM  
Damn it, don't tease me like that, universe.
 
2022-03-09 4:04:50 PM  
haha they put a JFK jr curse fat boy haha
 
2022-03-09 4:05:23 PM  

gopher321: "Trump delivered a rambling 90-minute speech before donors Saturday at the Four Seasons Hotel in New Orleans..."

There is nothing funny in those particular words...but I still laughed.


Are they sure it wasn't Four Seasons Total Landscaping again?
 
2022-03-09 4:07:09 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: I hope he was terrified.


So much he stopped shiatting himself
 
2022-03-09 4:07:39 PM  
Needs more fail
 
2022-03-09 4:07:42 PM  
Dammit, engines.  You had one job.
 
2022-03-09 4:08:17 PM  
Once the plane was on the ground, the RNC scrambled and reached out to a donor and found the former president another plane. Trump eventually landed in Palm Beach around 3 a.m. Sunday.

Gee, you'd think that as a successful billionaire, Dump would have access to an entire fleet of aircraft, and not have to rely on a third party begging with a donor to loan him one.

Oh wait.
 
2022-03-09 4:08:43 PM  
Bullshiat. He was out of dippin sauce for his nuggies.
 
2022-03-09 4:09:24 PM  
I'm glad the pilot and crew are safe!
 
2022-03-09 4:09:44 PM  
Such a missed opportunity, fates.
 
2022-03-09 4:10:19 PM  
"It was the bigliest and bestest emergency in the history of the country. Obama and Biden never had an emergency like this one. I'll have another one in about 2 weeks."
 
2022-03-09 4:10:31 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: I hope he was terrified.


For what little it's worth, I think Trump has lived his entire life in absolute fear of everything.
 
2022-03-09 4:10:33 PM  
According to a recording of the speech, he jokingly suggested the U.S. "bomb the shiat out of Russia" with planes bearing the Chinese flag

This was not a joke, he doesn't have the capacity for humor. He's going to have to release a statement doubling down on it to make sure everyone knows he was serious.
 
2022-03-09 4:10:49 PM  
Can anyone tell me if the plane is going to be OK?
 
2022-03-09 4:11:03 PM  

no1curr: gopher321: "Trump delivered a rambling 90-minute speech before donors Saturday at the Four Seasons Hotel in New Orleans..."

There is nothing funny in those particular words...but I still laughed.

Are they sure it wasn't Four Seasons Total Landscaping again?


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2022-03-09 4:12:20 PM  
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2022-03-09 4:12:24 PM  
You had one job gravity!
 
2022-03-09 4:12:40 PM  
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2022-03-09 4:12:50 PM  
Trump also said he was "looking ... very, very strongly" at the possibility of waging a 2024 comeback bid for the presidency.

He always says that, "looking strongly." Like he doesn't have the vocabulary to say "seriously considering."

He never means it, by the way. They were "looking strongly" at toilets and faucets not using enough water, for example. Nothing ever comes of the things he looks at strongly. The phrase is one of his tells that he's making it up.
 
2022-03-09 4:13:25 PM  
Next time, make like the ruble and crash, hard.
 
2022-03-09 4:13:33 PM  
Trump also said he was "looking ... very, very strongly" at the possibility of waging a 2024 comeback bid for the presidency.

You could replace Trump with a really poorly programmed chatbot and nobody would notice.

Hello, we are looking very strongly, we'll be putting out a plan in two weeks, like you've never seen, bigly...
 
2022-03-09 4:14:14 PM  
Fake news! The engine didn't fail, Biden stole it.

/Mike Lindell has proof
 
2022-03-09 4:14:18 PM  
Only the good die young.
 
2022-03-09 4:14:33 PM  
Dammit....we were THIS close.   Better luck next time, universe.
 
2022-03-09 4:15:06 PM  
So close.

/not really, all commercial jets can fly with one engine out for hours, still gave me a tiny bit of hope for a few minutes.
 
2022-03-09 4:15:14 PM  

markie_farkie: Once the plane was on the ground, the RNC scrambled and reached out to a donor and found the former president another plane. Trump eventually landed in Palm Beach around 3 a.m. Sunday.

Gee, you'd think that as a successful billionaire, Dump would have access to an entire fleet of aircraft, and not have to rely on a third party begging with a donor to loan him one.

Oh wait.


AUTHORITARIAN: "I'm surrounded by idiots!"

Everyone else thinks...(Maybe YOU are the idiot..)


/in this case Everyone else is correct
 
2022-03-09 4:15:18 PM  

Puglio: Nothing ever comes of the things he looks at strongly.


That's because you didn't wait to see the plan. It'll be released in two weeks.
 
2022-03-09 4:15:40 PM  
Today I learned the RNC has donor phone numbers on speed dial and expect them to give TFG rides
 
2022-03-09 4:15:42 PM  
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2022-03-09 4:15:53 PM  
Everything Trump touches dies....so he inspects the engines himself?
 
2022-03-09 4:15:56 PM  
If Trump had died in a plane crash Trumpets would think the plane was shot down.
 
2022-03-09 4:16:21 PM  
Total engine failure would have been better.
 
2022-03-09 4:16:24 PM  

wetrat: You could replace Trump with a really poorly programmed chatbot and nobody would notice.


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2022-03-09 4:16:48 PM  

raerae1980: Dammit....we were THIS close.   Better luck next time, universe.


I'm sure you're aware of the odds that dying in a plane crash isn't very likely.

Now, choking on a Big Mac....
 
2022-03-09 4:16:54 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: I hope he was terrified.


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I hope it lasts.
 
2022-03-09 4:17:29 PM  

Some Bass Playing Guy: If Trump had died in a plane crash Trumpets would think the plane was shot down.


It would just be proof that he really was JFK jr.
 
2022-03-09 4:17:33 PM  

gopher321: "Trump delivered a rambling 90-minute speech before donors Saturday at the Four Seasons Hotel in New Orleans..."

There is nothing funny in those particular words...but I still laughed.


I did not have Trump dies because he was too cheap to maintain his own airplane on my
Bingo card for 2022, but I'm adding it now. Who knows what shape his helicopter is in and that doesn't have the redundancy of an airplane.
 
2022-03-09 4:17:34 PM  
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/missed by that much
 
2022-03-09 4:18:13 PM  
... the pilot says to the little boy. Here take the last parachute. I've lived a full life. The kid then says to the pilot, "That's ok. There are still two parachutes left. Trump jumped with my bookbag."
 
2022-03-09 4:18:23 PM  
And TFG later told people " after we landed the pilot came to me with tears in his eyes and said sir sir you are the best Wing ballest I have ever had you single-handedly saved the plane from crashing"
 
2022-03-09 4:18:26 PM  
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2022-03-09 4:18:34 PM  
aaaaand he'd fundraising to fix it....
https://twitter.com/rolandsmartin/status/1501667865547661316

something all 'billionaires' do
 
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