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(The Sports Bank.net)   Former NBA All-Star Carlos Boozer Wants You to Know All About Ball-Handling; But Not the Basketball Kind, If you know what I mean   (thesportsbank.net) divider line
    More: Awkward, Duke Blue Devils men's basketball, Mike Krzyzewski, Carlos Boozer, Utah Jazz, NCAA Men's Division I Basketball Championship, All-NBA Team, Cleveland Cavaliers, Paul M. Banks  
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682 clicks; posted to Sports » on 08 Mar 2022 at 5:23 PM (29 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-03-08 4:30:04 PM  
Lots of other NBA stars would have been better off with a little snip early in their career.

/Looking at you, Calvin Murphy.
 
2022-03-08 5:53:06 PM  
Neil Page: You know what would make me happy?
 
2022-03-08 5:55:26 PM  
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2022-03-08 5:56:58 PM  

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Goddamn, I totally forgot about that. You win the thread.
 
2022-03-08 6:11:22 PM  
Ball Fondlers - Rick and Morty
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2022-03-08 6:19:21 PM  
Just make sure they use enough anesthesia to last for the entire procedure. Having it wear off just before the *snip* will absolutely haunt your dreams.

/Duke sucks
 
2022-03-08 7:11:29 PM  
Videos

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2022-03-08 7:27:24 PM  
what he did to Gordon Gund and the Cavs was despicable.

Over time Carlos had told Jim and me repeatedly, "If you show respect for me, I will show respect for you." So, in the June 30 meeting, I reminded him of that and said, "We are all counting on what you said in earlier meetings and again today." He responded, "That's right and you can trust me on that." I asked if we could all trust each other? Carlos, his wife and agent each responded "Yes." At that point, believing so strongly in Carlos, I said we would not pick up his option. Our intent, as soon as we could do so, was to re-do his contract. The quotes you saw in the media July 1 about his desire to remain here were entirely consistent with what he told us.
In the final analysis, I decided to trust Carlos and show him the respect he asked for. He did not show that trust and respect in return.
 
2022-03-08 8:13:31 PM  

Trocadero: Dafatone: [c.tenor.com image 220x122] [View Full Size image _x_]

Goddamn, I totally forgot about that. You win the thread.


I somehow have no memory of this incident!  Who was that, and what are the details??

Did that player just maliciously, intentionally walk over and punch a ref in the sack?
 
2022-03-08 8:16:18 PM  
Carlos Boozer, an Olympic Gold Medalist, NCAA Champion and NBA All-Star,


Am I the only one who didn't remember him being good enough to be 3rd team All NBA?  He just seems kind of like a forgotten man in basketball, you never hear anyone mention him anymore.
 
2022-03-08 8:42:13 PM  

Naido: Trocadero: Dafatone: [c.tenor.com image 220x122] [View Full Size image _x_]

Goddamn, I totally forgot about that. You win the thread.

I somehow have no memory of this incident!  Who was that, and what are the details??

Did that player just maliciously, intentionally walk over and punch a ref in the sack?


He did an excited fist pump and didn't see the ref there. He also didn't hit him quite as hard as it looks from that angle.
 
2022-03-08 8:50:43 PM  

Dafatone: Naido: Trocadero: Dafatone: [c.tenor.com image 220x122] [View Full Size image _x_]

Goddamn, I totally forgot about that. You win the thread.

I somehow have no memory of this incident!  Who was that, and what are the details??

Did that player just maliciously, intentionally walk over and punch a ref in the sack?

He did an excited fist pump and didn't see the ref there. He also didn't hit him quite as hard as it looks from that angle.


Haha, thank you.  Just looked up the video, it's glorious.
 
2022-03-08 10:13:04 PM  

Naido: Dafatone: Naido: Trocadero: Dafatone: [c.tenor.com image 220x122] [View Full Size image _x_]

Goddamn, I totally forgot about that. You win the thread.

I somehow have no memory of this incident!  Who was that, and what are the details??

Did that player just maliciously, intentionally walk over and punch a ref in the sack?

He did an excited fist pump and didn't see the ref there. He also didn't hit him quite as hard as it looks from that angle.

Haha, thank you.  Just looked up the video, it's glorious.


Boozer also tended to yell that he was being fouled on every possession, so you could always hear him yelling "HEY! HEYYYYYYYY!"
 
2022-03-08 10:48:14 PM  
GET THAT JO!
 
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