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(AP)   eBay reopens auction for cheese sandwich bearing Virgin Mary's likeness   ( divider line
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2004-11-16 02:07:09 PM  
pork chop sandwiches!
2004-11-16 02:07:27 PM  
I wonder if whoever win's will sell admission to see it....?
2004-11-16 02:07:29 PM  
Mmmmm Cheese
2004-11-16 02:08:21 PM  
2004-11-16 02:08:39 PM  
I meant wins! WINS!

/quick, into the attic before the grammar nazis arrive!
2004-11-16 02:09:38 PM  
So many better headlines for this one.
2004-11-16 02:09:38 PM  
This sandwich is highly offensive to ex-Catholics!
2004-11-16 02:10:36 PM  
Oh shiat, get the fark out of here you stupid idoit! We're all going to farking die... Get the fark out! But my God did that smell good.
2004-11-16 02:10:56 PM  
Besides, everyone knows Madonna would appear on a ham and cheese grilled sandwich.
2004-11-16 02:11:06 PM  
What a friend we have in Cheesus.
2004-11-16 02:11:13 PM  
Whoa! I need to go make some toast... maybe I can pull a Judas.

Only in America

...Does a piece of toast go for more money than a plasma television.
2004-11-16 02:11:15 PM  
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2004-11-16 02:11:26 PM  
If I had the cash, I would buy this Virgin Mary sandwich, then pay a priest to turn it into the body of Christ.
2004-11-16 02:11:32 PM  
You farking idoit! You spelled idiot wrong!
2004-11-16 02:11:38 PM  
I still say that it looks just like Michelle Pfiefer from that one movie poster that a bunch of farkers posted in the original thread.
2004-11-16 02:11:39 PM  
That's it, people bid on it. Stop the train this is my stop.
2004-11-16 02:11:53 PM  
forte21xx wins the thread. Bonus points for anyone that gets the joke.


2004-11-16 02:12:35 PM  
Maybe someone has already mentioned this, but it looks more like Marilyn Monroe to me.
2004-11-16 02:13:28 PM  
Pfaugh! Why would anybody want to buy it without the mold?
2004-11-16 02:13:53 PM  
What is sad is the fact that there are probably church organizations all over this great country of ours having all kinds of fund drives to raise money for this.
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2004-11-16 02:15:01 PM  
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2004-11-16 02:15:22 PM  
But do you get Patriot fries with this sandwich?
2004-11-16 02:15:29 PM  
Mmmmm... sacrilicious!

/looks like a Dusty girl to me...
2004-11-16 02:16:02 PM  
The Virgin Mary? It kinda looks more like this if you ask me:

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2004-11-16 02:16:32 PM  
It won't be a virgin after I'm done with it.
2004-11-16 02:17:18 PM  
Well, isocoma, that's what I get for not refreshing while digging up a pic. Nicely done.
2004-11-16 02:17:32 PM  
Praise Cheesus!
2004-11-16 02:17:44 PM  
My favorite line:
Duyser, 52, put the sandwich in a clear plastic box with cotton balls and kept it on her night stand.

Well..thats what any normal person would do.
2004-11-16 02:18:03 PM  
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Now with 3 settings: Low, Medium, or Virgin Mary!
2004-11-16 02:18:06 PM  
Upon closer inspection, the image is merely that of Ingrid Bergman.

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2004-11-16 02:18:25 PM  
CLEARLY, It's Fay Wray.

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2004-11-16 02:18:28 PM  
She said the sandwich has never sprouted a spore of mold.

Shellack will do that. It's true.
2004-11-16 02:19:20 PM  
Religion Dog McGruff says "Help us take a Bite Out of God!! A big cheesy bite."

I wonder if the winner will reheat and eat the sammich??
2004-11-16 02:20:11 PM  
if you were to really look at that sandwich and want to give it a face, I would say it looks more like Greta Garbo...and I understand she wasn't much of a virgin...
2004-11-16 02:20:16 PM  

That's hilarious.

Can you say,

This is like that glass wall of an office building in Tampa that had an image of the "Virgin Mary" until some friendly neighborhood kids stopped by with their BB guns. It was funny and sad all at the same time.

/Not religious. Thinks these people are farking nuts.
//Would buy a grilled cheese sandwich in the likeness of Douglas Adams or Darth Vader, though.
2004-11-16 02:20:30 PM  
"I'll have a McManna sandwich to go..."

/does look like Fay Wray
2004-11-16 02:20:46 PM  
$22000 for a 10-year-old sammitch with a bite out of it and the biatch is charging $9.95 shipping and handling ...
2004-11-16 02:20:50 PM  
I dont think wonder bread and american cheese contain enough natural ingredients to ever mold.
2004-11-16 02:21:30 PM  
its a mara, no, a capybara, no wait.. a chupacabra!
2004-11-16 02:21:42 PM  
isocoma, it looks like jar jar in your picture
2004-11-16 02:22:47 PM  
yeah, its so precious to her, she's willing to sell it.
2004-11-16 02:22:57 PM  
Honestly, it looks like there is a dick in front of her mouth. Sorta positioned sideways across her face.

/I'm so not kidding or trying to start a flame war.
2004-11-16 02:23:00 PM  
Did anyone see the picture of the woman selling this thing?...See ain't got no teefers!

Just seemed right///
2004-11-16 02:23:13 PM  
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See this shiate? SEE IT! People like this are the kinds of people who vote for Bush.

/flame on
2004-11-16 02:23:19 PM  
Hard to believe that blessed Mary, born without Original Sin due to Immaculate Conception would end up in/on a grilled cheese sandwich.

The Lord doth work in mysterious ways.
2004-11-16 02:23:24 PM  
I'll see your Faye Wray and raise you a Lillian Gish:

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2004-11-16 02:23:28 PM  

Speaking of which, this is just a blatant scam. Anyone could easily make this with nothing but that little soldering iron that comes with those junior electrical engineer science kits. Just butter and burn.
Investment: $10.00
Payoff: $22,000.00

Such a good Irish name, and he's such a heathen...
Actually, just gently roll a doll's face into the buttered bread before you grill it and you'll get the same effect. You can buy used barbie dolls at Salvation Army for maybe fifty cents and increase your profit margin by $9.50.

Lace Valentine

Besides, everyone knows Madonna would appear on a ham and cheese grilled sandwich.

Not a chance, she was Jewish.
2004-11-16 02:23:42 PM  
What if god's intention was the woman should eat the Blessed Sandwich thereby becoming emaculatly knocked up and so give birth to the second coming. Now this idiot puts Gods Holy Seed in a plastic box and we'll never get to New Jerusalem. I say we rescue the magic cheese sandwich and force feed it to Jennifer Anniston.
2004-11-16 02:25:03 PM  
Yeah, that would be the Joke, Floyd.

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