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6691 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Mar 2022 at 3:35 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-03-03 3:25:25 PM  
It's a pretty nice house, except for the airplanes ✈
 
2022-03-03 3:36:59 PM  
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Otherwise I think it's a pretty nice house.
 
2022-03-03 3:38:23 PM  

AlgaeRancher: It's a pretty nice house, except for the airplanes ✈


Super Chronic: Otherwise I think it's a pretty nice house.


/I may have subconsciously read your post? Or maybe it's just obvious phrasing.
 
2022-03-03 3:39:54 PM  
SPLOOSH!
 
2022-03-03 3:40:14 PM  
Swing! Bang! Owww!
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2022-03-03 3:40:19 PM  
Penus.
 
2022-03-03 3:40:55 PM  
The marble over the fireplace looks sootstained, and it's on purpose.

Kind of a weird house.
 
2022-03-03 3:41:02 PM  
Two.
 
2022-03-03 3:41:17 PM  
Shouldn't there be a diving board at the tip?
 
2022-03-03 3:42:10 PM  
It is kinda dick-shaped. LOL

Nice house, though. I didn't see anything terribly objectionable. No upholstered stair railing or a different fugly tile in every room or oddly placed toilets.

Kinda disappointing.
 
2022-03-03 3:42:57 PM  

mr_fulano: Swing! Bang! Owww!
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OK, I missed this, obviously.
 
2022-03-03 3:43:24 PM  
"We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond... Pond'd be good for you."
 
2022-03-03 3:43:36 PM  

Opacity: Shouldn't there be a diving board at the tip?


Or a fountain.
 
2022-03-03 3:43:55 PM  
I think this house was used for housing a member of the Marvel cinematic universe while filming in Atlanta.
 
2022-03-03 3:49:08 PM  
Not worth the price, but that didn't look so alarming. Did I miss something?
 
2022-03-03 3:52:24 PM  
[thatsapenis.gif]
 
2022-03-03 3:52:26 PM  

Valter: Not worth the price, but that didn't look so alarming. Did I miss something?


Not worth the price?!?  You should see what you get for a million in Montreal.  This, in a suburb, would go for 2.5x that price...
 
2022-03-03 3:52:43 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: mr_fulano: Swing! Bang! Owww!
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OK, I missed this, obviously.


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2022-03-03 3:54:06 PM  
The gardens are lovely, too.
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2022-03-03 3:55:38 PM  

Kraig57: Smelly Pirate Hooker: mr_fulano: Swing! Bang! Owww!
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OK, I missed this, obviously.

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I meant I missed the lack of clearance for the porch swings, not the dick. I saw the dick. It's pretty obvious if you've been on Fark longer than a couple weeks.
 
2022-03-03 3:55:46 PM  
I take it this was some sort of exercise room. Are the yoga mats included?
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2022-03-03 3:59:48 PM  

alice_600: I think this house was used for housing a member of the Marvel cinematic universe while filming in Atlanta.


Dr. Strange schlong?
 
2022-03-03 4:01:36 PM  

chrisco123: Valter: Not worth the price, but that didn't look so alarming. Did I miss something?

Not worth the price?!?  You should see what you get for a million in Montreal.  This, in a suburb, would go for 2.5x that price...


Look I live near DC. I know what a million gets you. Next to nothing.
 
2022-03-03 4:02:16 PM  

berylman: I take it this was some sort of exercise room. Are the yoga mats included?
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Uhm. Sure. Yoga. That's the ticket.
That's why it has no windows.
 
2022-03-03 4:03:30 PM  
That's a lot of property tax.  And I live in CA.
 
2022-03-03 4:05:52 PM  
Oh my!
Considering the horrors I've seen on Zillow, this place is a breath of fresh air.
 
2022-03-03 4:12:54 PM  
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2022-03-03 4:14:10 PM  

maxandgrinch: That's a lot of property tax.  And I live in CA.


$14,392!! Yeah, that's pretty high but it's in the city of Atlanta. They probably don't have any exemptions, homestead or otherwise. My tax assessment value is 80% of that and my tax bill is $3,000 per year and I'm just a few miles north outside the city.
 
2022-03-03 4:14:21 PM  

berylman: I take it this was some sort of exercise room. Are the yoga mats included?
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I mean,
I know it would be wrong to say "Staff Quarters", but...
 
2022-03-03 4:25:14 PM  
Ill bring my water wangs
 
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2022-03-03 4:36:48 PM  

berylman: I take it this was some sort of exercise room. Are the yoga mats included?
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I think they forgot to take all the restraints out of the sex dungeon.
 
2022-03-03 4:41:26 PM  
Hah. Our house has one of those built-in refrigerators. It's neat; just not very deep.
 
2022-03-03 4:45:12 PM  
I really wish posts like this linked directly to the joke so I didn't have to scroll through all of the pictures...
 
2022-03-03 4:45:15 PM  

Opacity: Shouldn't there be a diving board at the tip?


Nah, there needs to be a ladder. The tip is where the seamen exit.
 
2022-03-03 4:46:31 PM  

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Came here to say this. WTF?
 
2022-03-03 4:47:22 PM  

mr_fulano: Swing! Bang! Owww!
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Imagine having that outside your bedroom on a breezy night.
 
2022-03-03 4:51:12 PM  
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Would have been nice if they'd rotated the Lance Armstrong pool 180 degrees. Things would flow better that way, I feel.
 
2022-03-03 4:51:18 PM  

berylman: I take it this was some sort of exercise room. Are the yoga mats included?
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How about the lady of the homes unwashed yoga pants, asking for a friend.
 
2022-03-03 4:52:02 PM  

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I think a lot of real estate agents are using weird camera settings in listings these days.
 
2022-03-03 4:53:15 PM  
Not much room to erect some antennas.
 
2022-03-03 4:54:30 PM  
To get there, take Peachtree Highway to the Peachtree Street exit.  Turn left, then make a right two miles away on Peachtree Avenue.  Take the third left on Peachtree Court, then take an immediate right on Peachtree Way.
 
2022-03-03 4:58:13 PM  

maxandgrinch: That's a lot of property tax.  And I live in CA.


Property tax is cheap in California compared to other states (especially if you live in the same house for a decade or three).
 
2022-03-03 5:06:44 PM  
A porch swing for those who like to stay still. Nice!
 
2022-03-03 5:10:21 PM  
You'd have to hire someone to clean it.  And if you're throwing down a cool mil on this place, you'd best have the money.
 
2022-03-03 5:11:43 PM  
I'd want to re-do the kitchen, since there's no exhaust fan over the gas range, the cabinet color doesn't fit with the rest of the house, and I bruised my hip just looking at the range-adjacent pointy corners on the island, but other than that I like it.
 
2022-03-03 5:47:03 PM  

apoptotic: I'd want to re-do the kitchen, since there's no exhaust fan over the gas range, the cabinet color doesn't fit with the rest of the house, and I bruised my hip just looking at the range-adjacent pointy corners on the island, but other than that I like it.


Most likely downdraft ventilation, similar to this one:

https://www.jennair.com/cooktops/gas/downdraft-gas-cooktops/p.euro-style-36-inch-jx3-gas-downdraft-cooktop.jgd3536gs.html

Now, the pointy corners are an entirely different issue.

The cabinets look beautiful. They don't have to match everything else. They don't clash, so I don't see an issue here other than personal choice.
 
2022-03-03 5:51:45 PM  
A million bucks and you're still only ten feet from your neighbor
 
2022-03-03 5:57:09 PM  

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We had an issue like that with our builder. The model home had a 4 ft. wide front porch. When they came out and framed up our front porch for the cement pour, I stopped them, because they framed for 3 ft. We had a 6 month battle that went to arbitration in order to get them to make it 4 ft. wide. I had to go to the city to get a copy of the house plans.
 
2022-03-03 6:09:21 PM  
That pool could be larger, but it looks as if it was designed specifically like that.

/NTTIAWWT
 
2022-03-03 6:13:20 PM  

chrisco123: Valter: Not worth the price, but that didn't look so alarming. Did I miss something?

Not worth the price?!?  You should see what you get for a million in Montreal.  This, in a suburb, would go for 2.5x that price...


People want to live in Montreal.
 
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