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(Some Guy)   Have you captured a tank and are worried about the tax implications? The Ukrainian revenue agency has issued formal guidance that you don't need to declare it   (en.interfax.com.ua) divider line
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2022-03-01 10:05:50 PM  
alright.. time to start outing whos Fark account is a high ranking official Ukrainian official. Between this and the surrender bounty being tied to rubles.. master trollers.
 
2022-03-01 10:39:26 PM  
It's real: https://www.facebook.com/NAZKgov
Scroll down a bit and use a translator.
 
2022-03-01 11:08:34 PM  
Someone posted a translation on the Facebook page:Grab a Russian tank or BTR and worry about how to declare it? Keep calm and continue to protect the Motherland!No need to declare seized Russian tanks and other equipment, because the cost of this shiat does not exceed 100 living minimums (248 100 UAH).(Such awfully cheap garbage, it's below minimum declaration limit!)Accordingly, reporting significant changes in the property within 10 days in case such a junk is not necessary (so tautology).(I'm not exactly sure what this means... still trying to puzzle it out..)Speaking of the law, combat trophies are not subject to reflection in the declaration for the following reasons:they were acquired not because of the imposition of any kind of law, but because of the full-scale aggression of the 24.02.2022 Russian Federation regarding the independent and sovereign Ukrainian state as a continuation of the started in 2014 underprivileged the Russian Federation attack on Ukraine in order to destroy the last;(They weren't earned, they were forced on the new owners!)Thanks to the bravery and zitz of the defenders of the Ukrainian state, the enemy of military equipment usually comes to you already destroyed and removed from order, which is impossible to conduct its assessment in accordance with the Law of Ukraine "On the assessment of property, property rights and professional assessment activity in Ukraine". And therefore, it is impossible to find out how much such property costs.(Even easier to keep it off the taxable property schedule when it's non-functional.)So the Russian tank, go fark with deklaracii.(New catchphrase appears everywhere!)Meanwhile, NAZK continues to provide technical possibility to submit reports of significant changes in property status regarding the acquisition of objects captured by the Russian army, if the desiring entities of declaration desire to take such actions.(If you really want to declare it as income, we're standing by!)
 
2022-03-01 11:10:05 PM  
Aaaargh.  All my formatting disappeared.  So humiliating.  I think I'll pour a bourbon and go work on my own taxes.
 
2022-03-01 11:14:36 PM  
I liked Ukrainians before. I love them now.
 
2022-03-01 11:16:11 PM  
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2022-03-01 11:21:57 PM  

thorpe: [img.ifunny.co image 850x865]


The image that has been built up for years of the powerful Russian military has certainly been dented. If you'd asked anyone a year ago what would happen if Russia invaded Ukraine you'd get most people saying it would be over in a day, no way would Ukraine be able to resist. And it looks like Putin thought that as well.
 
2022-03-01 11:50:00 PM  
Can I sell it on eBay?
 
2022-03-02 2:21:40 AM  
Alternative to declaring it, just say nothing.  What are they going to do, come after you?  You have a tank.
 
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2022-03-02 2:24:15 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Alternative to declaring it, just say nothing.  What are they going to do, come after you?  You have a tank.


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2022-03-02 2:25:02 AM  
Ukrainians certainly winning the battle of social media. There is some seriously clever stuff coming out of there.
 
2022-03-02 2:29:29 AM  
Ukraine has read this article. Summary Russians suck at logistics unless it's by rail.

https://warontherocks.com/2021/11/feeding-the-bear-a-closer-look-at-russian-army-logistics/
 
2022-03-02 2:31:01 AM  
Top notch interstate trolling to be sure. I'm surprised they didn't go a step further and demand a payment in sunflower seeds from the next harvest.
 
2022-03-02 2:32:13 AM  
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2022-03-02 2:32:25 AM  
Even if you don't have a use for a Russian missile launcher or APC, the engines pop right out of those things.

There are going to be some really nice farm tractors in Ukraine after this is all over.
 
2022-03-02 2:35:49 AM  

wax_on: Ukrainians certainly winning the battle of social media. There is some seriously clever stuff coming out of there.



I'm amazed they keep firing zingers as missiles rain down.

I happily hand over to them on behalf of the UK the mantle of wry stoicism during the Blitz.
 
2022-03-02 2:40:57 AM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: thorpe: [img.ifunny.co image 850x865]

The image that has been built up for years of the powerful Russian military has certainly been dented. If you'd asked anyone a year ago what would happen if Russia invaded Ukraine you'd get most people saying it would be over in a day, no way would Ukraine be able to resist. And it looks like Putin thought that as well.


The last sailing of the Admiral Kuznetsov was a "dent". This has turned the image of the Russian military into a full-on sit-com with laugh track.
 
2022-03-02 2:55:50 AM  
The wit and humor of the Ukrainian people under attack is particularly inspiring as it shows what the world will lose if this nation is subjugated by Putin.
 
2022-03-02 3:00:14 AM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: thorpe: [img.ifunny.co image 850x865]

The image that has been built up for years of the powerful Russian military has certainly been dented. If you'd asked anyone a year ago what would happen if Russia invaded Ukraine you'd get most people saying it would be over in a day, no way would Ukraine be able to resist. And it looks like Putin thought that as well.


That's what happens when you surround yourself with people that only tell you what you want to hear because it's bad for their health if they say otherwise.
 
2022-03-02 3:02:17 AM  

khitsicker: alright.. time to start outing whos Fark account is a high ranking official Ukrainian official. Between this and the surrender bounty being tied to rubles.. master trollers.


The headache meme as well.
 
2022-03-02 3:02:39 AM  
Between tax amnesty and no visa requirements, I'm thinking of retiring to Ukraine.  Just need to learn enough of the language to get fed and pointed towards the best vantage points for sabotage.

Putin didn't learn a damn thing from Afghanistan.
 
2022-03-02 3:02:40 AM  

khitsicker: alright.. time to start outing whos Fark account is a high ranking official Ukrainian official. Between this and the surrender bounty being tied to rubles.. master trollers.


Well, remember the President is a comedian, which is a subclass of Bard. That's a +3 to wit from the get-go.
 
2022-03-02 3:11:38 AM  

Peki: khitsicker: alright.. time to start outing whos Fark account is a high ranking official Ukrainian official. Between this and the surrender bounty being tied to rubles.. master trollers.

Well, remember the President is a comedian, which is a subclass of Bard. That's a +3 to wit from the get-go.


President Zelensky is smart and funny and probably busy being a badass.

But folks tend to see things his way so it could be anyone.

Rule by consent of his people, he's got it!
Friendship not coercion.
 
2022-03-02 3:14:00 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Peki: khitsicker: alright.. time to start outing whos Fark account is a high ranking official Ukrainian official. Between this and the surrender bounty being tied to rubles.. master trollers.

Well, remember the President is a comedian, which is a subclass of Bard. That's a +3 to wit from the get-go.

President Zelensky is smart and funny and probably busy being a badass.

But folks tend to see things his way so it could be anyone.

Rule by consent of his people, he's got it!
Friendship not coercion.


Actual leadership. Willing to be in the trenches with his people. Suffering with them, not placing himself on a pedestal as an elite. Very relatable.

I hope he survives the whole thing. If not, I hope the Ukraine makes him one of the most powerful martyrs the world has ever seen.
 
2022-03-02 3:14:49 AM  
Oops, I farked up. Ukraine, not the Ukraine.
 
2022-03-02 3:16:51 AM  

chewd: [Fark user image 500x616]


Makes it a bit more impressive how Lower Decks turned them into a halfway legit threat.
 
2022-03-02 3:21:31 AM  

Peki: Oops, I farked up. Ukraine, not the Ukraine.


The Ohio Ukraine
 
2022-03-02 3:26:13 AM  

Peki: Oops, I farked up. Ukraine, not the Ukraine.


As long as you haven't implied ownership...

...you should be ok.
 
2022-03-02 3:48:17 AM  

AbuHashish: Peki: Oops, I farked up. Ukraine, not the Ukraine.

The Ohio Ukraine


We have a spa here that puts THE in front of everything, as if there's another similarly named spa encroaching on their business (there isn't).  It always makes me lol.
 
2022-03-02 3:52:39 AM  

Peki: Oops, I farked up. Ukraine


I played with your heart, got lost in the game
 
2022-03-02 4:01:59 AM  
What's the depreciation schedule? Like if it gets blown up, can i write it off as a total loss?
 
2022-03-02 4:06:11 AM  
Between this, and Zelensky's general inspiration, I'm having to admit to myself that I really want a properly united Europe, and that Brexit has saddened me *way* more than I had realised, and mostly due to how petty the reasoning behind it really was - THE EU IS SO OPPRESSIVE: WHARNHSGARBL!!
 
2022-03-02 4:26:54 AM  

cherryl taggart: Between tax amnesty and no visa requirements, I'm thinking of retiring to Ukraine.  Just need to learn enough of the language to get fed and pointed towards the best vantage points for sabotage.

Putin didn't learn a damn thing from Afghanistan.


Honestly? I should try to go through a Ukraine language program and get in shape. Even as a post Soviet republic, their social net is better there.
 
2022-03-02 4:27:21 AM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: thorpe: [img.ifunny.co image 850x865]

The image that has been built up for years of the powerful Russian military has certainly been dented. If you'd asked anyone a year ago what would happen if Russia invaded Ukraine you'd get most people saying it would be over in a day, no way would Ukraine be able to resist. And it looks like Putin thought that as well.


It's almost like following Putin's advice is a recipe for disaster.
 
2022-03-02 4:29:20 AM  
It would seem years of graft and treating your people like less than peasants can deteriorate an army ...
 
2022-03-02 4:30:07 AM  

uttertosh: Brexit has saddened me *way* more than I had realised


I think Brexit might have backfired on Putin, here. The EU has just militarized, and that probably wouldn't have happened with UK membership.
 
2022-03-02 4:36:29 AM  

thorpe: [img.ifunny.co image 850x865]


To be fair, we'd get bogged down in Tijuanita alone.
 
2022-03-02 5:17:50 AM  

PartTimeBuddha: uttertosh: Brexit has saddened me *way* more than I had realised

I think Brexit might have backfired on Putin, here. The EU has just militarized, and that probably wouldn't have happened with UK membership.


Yo! Totally hearing that perspective, but... That has been totally dependant on Bo Jangles being PM there - Mrs May literally did all the hard work for him, yet he still managed to do absolutely bugger all to follow through, apart from continue to attempt to channel Winston during speechtime.

Sweden AND Switzerland stopped being 'neutral'. Bo Jangles promised a strongly worded letter.
 
2022-03-02 5:19:37 AM  

thorpe: [img.ifunny.co image 850x865]


Yeah but... Kyiv is the target.
 
2022-03-02 5:24:58 AM  

bingethinker: Can I sell it on eBay?


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You'll have competition
 
2022-03-02 5:25:29 AM  

uttertosh: PartTimeBuddha: uttertosh: Brexit has saddened me *way* more than I had realised

I think Brexit might have backfired on Putin, here. The EU has just militarized, and that probably wouldn't have happened with UK membership.

Yo! Totally hearing that perspective, but... That has been totally dependant on Bo Jangles being PM there - Mrs May literally did all the hard work for him, yet he still managed to do absolutely bugger all to follow through, apart from continue to attempt to channel Winston during speechtime.

Sweden AND Switzerland stopped being 'neutral'. Bo Jangles promised a strongly worded letter.


We might be arguing the same point. The point (that I clearly didn't make) was that the UK has always opposed anything approaching an EU armed force. Without the UK, and with the current Ukraine situation, the EU has started (only started, but started nonetheless) militarising.
 
2022-03-02 5:40:05 AM  

PartTimeBuddha: uttertosh: PartTimeBuddha: uttertosh: Brexit has saddened me *way* more than I had realised

I think Brexit might have backfired on Putin, here. The EU has just militarized, and that probably wouldn't have happened with UK membership.

Yo! Totally hearing that perspective, but... That has been totally dependant on Bo Jangles being PM there - Mrs May literally did all the hard work for him, yet he still managed to do absolutely bugger all to follow through, apart from continue to attempt to channel Winston during speechtime.

Sweden AND Switzerland stopped being 'neutral'. Bo Jangles promised a strongly worded letter.

We might be arguing the same point. The point (that I clearly didn't make) was that the UK has always opposed anything approaching an EU armed force. Without the UK, and with the current Ukraine situation, the EU has started (only started, but started nonetheless) militarising.


UK never liked the thought of having competition for its second-fiddle status in NATO, and enjoyed relative freedom in the US DoD bidding with BAE and Rolls Royce and the like.

If this results in more competition for BAE and Rheinmetall in US DoD bids, all the better.
 
2022-03-02 5:48:18 AM  

khitsicker: alright.. time to start outing whos Fark account is a high ranking official Ukrainian official. Between this and the surrender bounty being tied to rubles.. master trollers.


You know, I knew about the surrender bounty, but I didn't catch the implication of it being in rubles. Nicely trolled, Ukraine. :)
 
2022-03-02 5:57:04 AM  

PartTimeBuddha: uttertosh: PartTimeBuddha: uttertosh: Brexit has saddened me *way* more than I had realised

I think Brexit might have backfired on Putin, here. The EU has just militarized, and that probably wouldn't have happened with UK membership.

Yo! Totally hearing that perspective, but... That has been totally dependant on Bo Jangles being PM there - Mrs May literally did all the hard work for him, yet he still managed to do absolutely bugger all to follow through, apart from continue to attempt to channel Winston during speechtime.

Sweden AND Switzerland stopped being 'neutral'. Bo Jangles promised a strongly worded letter.

We might be arguing the same point. The point (that I clearly didn't make) was that the UK has always opposed anything approaching an EU armed force. Without the UK, and with the current Ukraine situation, the EU has started (only started, but started nonetheless) militarising.


Ah, I see. Jolly good, and pip-pip, then, what? ;P

So, 1 good thing for Brexit, and what's the score against? (sorry, but I've yet to hear a single decent argument from any pro-Brexit folk)
 
2022-03-02 6:09:50 AM  

SeaMan Stainz: What's the depreciation schedule? Like if it gets blown up, can i write it off as a total loss?


If your cost basis is $0, there is nothing to depreciate and no loss to deduct if it is destroyed.
 
2022-03-02 6:15:40 AM  
Just in, convoy headed towards Kyiv hit in Bucha. Damage severe. Entire column of APCs and AFVs destroyed. Casualties unknown but appear extensive.

Multiple sources on social media from Instagram and imgur, The U.S. Sun carrying the story.
 
2022-03-02 6:17:57 AM  

iq_in_binary: Just in, convoy headed towards Kyiv hit in Bucha. Damage severe. Entire column of APCs and AFVs destroyed. Casualties unknown but appear extensive.

Multiple sources on social media from Instagram and imgur, The U.S. Sun carrying the story.


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2022-03-02 6:23:09 AM  

iq_in_binary: iq_in_binary: Just in, convoy headed towards Kyiv hit in Bucha. Damage severe. Entire column of APCs and AFVs destroyed. Casualties unknown but appear extensive.

Multiple sources on social media from Instagram and imgur, The U.S. Sun carrying the story.

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2022-03-02 6:26:12 AM  
Watching Ukrainians drive their private armored vehicles around Europe when they go on vacation will be ever so amusing.
 
2022-03-02 6:32:57 AM  

studebaker hoch: Even if you don't have a use for a Russian missile launcher or APC, the engines pop right out of those things.

There are going to be some really nice farm tractors in Ukraine after this is all over.


They are probably the same engine!
 
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