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(WHNS Fox 21)   South Carolina to ban the "Carolina Squat". Banning of things with the state of origin in its name trifecta in play   (foxcarolina.com) divider line
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3138 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Mar 2022 at 4:30 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-03-01 3:55:57 PM  
If you're at work, don't look up "Carolina Squat" on Urban Dictionary.
 
2022-03-01 4:00:44 PM  

Combustion: If you're at work, don't look up "Carolina Squat" on Urban Dictionary.


That photo is not the Carolina Squat I know and love.
 
2022-03-01 4:19:46 PM  
I just don't understand these ridiculous mods.  That and cars with the wheels modded with an absurd camber so the car is so low you'd trash the underbody if you ran over a dime and couldn't speed over it because you have like an inch of traction.  It like people looked at donks and said, "Yo, hold my energy drink."
 
2022-03-01 4:31:39 PM  
First time I saw it was in FL. Come to think of it, that's the only place I've seen it.
 
2022-03-01 4:32:57 PM  
I ban Florida Man.

Let history so note!
 
2022-03-01 4:35:27 PM  
I wish they would ban the sale of diesel trucks to the general consumer.
 
2022-03-01 4:35:44 PM  
Sure, they ban this but a Squat Cobbler is still allowed, right?

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2022-03-01 4:37:52 PM  
You can get a similar stance if you hauled heavy things in your truck bed, you know, like it's designed for.

So put your mama in the bed.
 
db2
2022-03-01 4:40:53 PM  
Is that like a Cleveland Steamer?
 
2022-03-01 4:40:58 PM  
Yeah, just don't understand the desire to do something like that.
 
2022-03-01 4:41:27 PM  
James Taylor has the Carolina Squat in his mind.
 
2022-03-01 4:41:31 PM  
Oh no. What about their freedom?
 
2022-03-01 4:42:09 PM  
this is about gopniks, right? right?
 
2022-03-01 4:46:03 PM  
It seems like this would make it really hard to see the road.
 
2022-03-01 4:46:35 PM  
Is that what one does right before doing a Cleveland Steamer?
 
2022-03-01 4:46:42 PM  
It should be illegal on the road, but if someone wants to make a crappy show car that looks like it's taking a dump, by all means they should be allowed to do it.
 
2022-03-01 4:48:04 PM  
Just another way those with low self-esteem use to try to draw attention to themselves.  That goes with tailpipe cans and obnoxiously bright LED lights.
 
2022-03-01 4:51:12 PM  

Psychopusher: I just don't understand these ridiculous mods.  That and cars with the wheels modded with an absurd camber so the car is so low you'd trash the underbody if you ran over a dime and couldn't speed over it because you have like an inch of traction.  It like people looked at donks and said, "Yo, hold my energy drink."


Kids these days are desperate to find fads that their parents haven't already done. This is yet another failure, because once again, they're just reliving the 1960s:

Every Herbie Wheelie (1-4)
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2022-03-01 4:51:24 PM  
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2022-03-01 4:51:52 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Is that what one does right before doing a Cleveland Steamer?


I thought it was flatulent teabagging.
 
2022-03-01 4:53:46 PM  
Banned in NC in 2020. It's now illegal in both Carolinas.

Good. In addition to being ugly, the driver often can't see well over their own hood, and the headlights are pointed upwards.
 
2022-03-01 4:57:03 PM  
I think you mean "hat trick", subby.

/they never learn
 
2022-03-01 4:59:45 PM  
That truck mod is ugly, and the damn fool can't see out his windshield. Mods for morons.
 
2022-03-01 5:00:04 PM  
This will always be my interpretation of the Carolina squat. when a female Panthers fan decided she really had to go and went into the men's bathroom and the guys were just like whatever
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2022-03-01 5:00:53 PM  
What's next? No more Chicago Sunroof?
 
2022-03-01 5:05:54 PM  
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2022-03-01 5:13:19 PM  

berylman: This will always be my interpretation of the Carolina squat. when a female Panthers fan decided she really had to go and went into the men's bathroom and the guys were just like whatever
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Women can go into any men's bathroom at any time and they'd react with a whatever. Seriously women, if there's a lineup for the ladies bathroom I guarantee you the men will not care at all if you use the men's bathroom. I'll even bet it was a woman that took that picture.
 
2022-03-01 5:15:00 PM  
When I was deployed we were more concerned with banning the Iraqi squat
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The locals would splatter the toilets all to hell.
 
2022-03-01 5:21:41 PM  

MythDragon: When I was deployed we were more concerned with banning the Iraqi squat
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The locals would splatter the toilets all to hell.


Depends on the choke setting....
 
2022-03-01 5:25:26 PM  

db2: Is that like a Cleveland Steamer?


Nah, it's more like a Tuscaloosa Dumpling
 
2022-03-01 5:27:28 PM  

berylman: This will always be my interpretation of the Carolina squat. when a female Panthers fan decided she really had to go and went into the men's bathroom and the guys were just like whatever
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Augh!  She's touching the urinal!  And not just a little bit.  She's got a full seal.

Reminds me of a time when I was at either Disneyland or Magic Kingdom washing my hands after a whiz.  I hear, "Nononono!  Don't touch it!"  I turn around and there's a toddler running right at a urinal, hands out, dad running behind him.  Dad was not fast enough.
 
2022-03-01 5:30:09 PM  
Fark, I am disappoint...

Is it anything like the Slavic Squat?
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2022-03-01 5:33:24 PM  
I've been working on my Asian squat. It's either my knees or my ankles that I need to work on..
 
2022-03-01 5:37:34 PM  

berylman: This will always be my interpretation of the Carolina squat. when a female Panthers fan decided she really had to go and went into the men's bathroom and the guys were just like whatever
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The guys are like, "Whatever. She ain't gonna sleep with me, so go ahead and do yer business, girl."

Some trans guy going into the women's bathroom because that's how she identifies? Arrested and months in prison.

Get rid of gendered bathrooms, and just do your business. No one wants to talk or even make eye contact in the bathroom.
 
2022-03-01 5:38:40 PM  
California has banned the Californicator
I hope to return 1 day
 
2022-03-01 5:40:27 PM  
Half those modders will spend $50K on the truck and mods, then drive home to their $10K single-wide in the mobile home park.
 
2022-03-01 5:48:07 PM  

db2: Is that like a Cleveland Steamer?


Yes, it's the vehicular equivalent in every way.
 
2022-03-01 6:00:48 PM  
What about the Delaware Deuce or the Denver Dump ?
 
2022-03-01 6:04:58 PM  

calufrax: Fark, I am disappoint...

Is it anything like the Slavic Squat?
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How to squat like Slav
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Most of you Farkers should know of Boris already. I'm putting this here for those who don't yet. He's well worth watching.
 
2022-03-01 6:21:38 PM  

Gordon Bennett: calufrax: Fark, I am disappoint...

Is it anything like the Slavic Squat?
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[YouTube video: How to squat like Slav]

Most of you Farkers should know of Boris already. I'm putting this here for those who don't yet. He's well worth watching.


"Lookin at you, Kolya!"
 
2022-03-01 6:28:30 PM  
I'm always mind-boggled to find out that anyone could see something so utterly ridiculous and think to themselves "that is so freaking cool that I will spend thousands of dollars to look like that".

And then I remember that people are morons and get on with my day.
 
2022-03-01 6:30:46 PM  

dreaming_i_am: I'm always mind-boggled to find out that anyone could see something so utterly ridiculous and think to themselves "that is so freaking cool that I will spend thousands of dollars to look like that".

And then I remember that people are morons and get on with my day.


Most South Carolinians think that too.

/South Carolinian
 
2022-03-01 6:36:20 PM  
I'll just leave this here

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2022-03-01 6:39:06 PM  
Surprisingly not poop related.
 
2022-03-01 7:25:51 PM  

EvilVanMan: Yeah, just don't understand the desire to do something like that.


Why on earth wouldnt you want to spend $5000 to modify a $10000 truck that results in a $300 piece of shjt?
 
2022-03-01 7:38:30 PM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: EvilVanMan: Yeah, just don't understand the desire to do something like that.

Why on earth wouldnt you want to spend $5000 to modify a $10000 truck that results in a $300 piece of shjt?


More money than brains ?
 
2022-03-01 7:59:31 PM  

Bslim: I'll just leave this here

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Wait.  Is that donk rims, Carolina squat, and cambered wheels?  It's the trifecta of automotive idiocy.
 
2022-03-01 8:01:32 PM  

Snort: Surprisingly not poop related.


Oh but it is
 
2022-03-01 8:03:29 PM  

evilsofa: Kids these days are desperate to find fads that their parents haven't already done. This is yet another failure, because once again, they're just reliving the 1960s:


I know there's been a lot of stuff like that in the past.  The 70s fad of adding pneumatic suspension to El Caminos so your car could basically twerk -- but at least you could manually adjust them back to normal and drive it like a normal.  Can't do that with squats, cambers, or donks.  They're just permanently stupid.
 
2022-03-01 8:26:47 PM  

Psychopusher: Bslim: I'll just leave this here

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Wait.  Is that donk rims, Carolina squat, and cambered wheels?  It's the trifecta of automotive idiocy.


And I think that's a...4Runner? Doing that to it should be an enhanced punishment crime.
 
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