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24300 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Feb 2002 at 7:23 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-21 07:25:21 PM  
2002-02-21 07:26:42 PM  
Most of those chicks are nasty... except the first.. she could steal from me ANY DAY!
2002-02-21 07:26:48 PM  
That biatch on page 2 looks so good I can almost taste her.
2002-02-21 07:28:17 PM  
Looks like most of 'em got probation... Judge must have let them see his chambers.
2002-02-21 07:28:20 PM  
almosts makes me wanna take up cocain
2002-02-21 07:29:46 PM  
I could never date a chic with a felony rap. It's not that she stole a car that bugs me, it's that she got caught doing it.
2002-02-21 07:29:55 PM  
is it just me...or has there been an increased number of articles today?
2002-02-21 07:31:12 PM  
(singing)- "Wish they all could be Flo-ri-da Girls...!!"

Go Florida!! When debutantes go bad!!
2002-02-21 07:32:29 PM  
2002-02-21 07:33:53 PM  
OK, agreed. All hos except Bachelorette #1. Unfortunately, all the rest are also drug addicts, so they'll just steal your money and probably your car come the morning. Crazy hos. Either way, yes, Florida does rule.
2002-02-21 07:33:57 PM  
For the most part, these clams are hotter than the last batch on FARK. However, look CLOSELY at the last it me, or does she look like she's sportin' a milk/jit mustache??? C'mon....who sees it???
2002-02-21 07:35:45 PM  
Started with promise, then crashed into skankitude after the first two.
And #8...that's a MAN, baby.
2002-02-21 07:35:55 PM  
Never play cards with any man named "Doc."
Never eat at any place called "Mom's."
And never, never, no matter what else you do in your whole life, never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own.
Nelson Algren
2002-02-21 07:37:22 PM  
Yeah, gotta take door #2. Check out the freaky eyebrows on #5. What's up with that?
2002-02-21 07:38:13 PM  
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2002-02-21 07:38:39 PM  
1) Some of these girls are butt ugly (esp. Sarah Waddington)

2) Why are these girls all white? I mean, are only white girls hot? I strongly disagree. Racism at work. Gimme some hot black felons!!!
2002-02-21 07:41:31 PM  
Does anybody have a link for the original thread?
2002-02-21 07:41:47 PM  
2002-02-21 07:42:20 PM  
yes yes Bigpeeler, I picked her or the first one, Mrs. Bishop to bear my children....

or at least try to impregnate

ok, just fuk around with nothing meaningful

a lil' head maybe?

2002-02-21 07:43:29 PM  
And to think, they'll never like sex again. EVER. Unless it's with a woman.
2002-02-21 07:43:31 PM  
Sarah Waddington looks like Miss Piggy. Hee hee.
2002-02-21 07:43:39 PM  
which thread, Fouff? from the first batch?
2002-02-21 07:43:52 PM  
Ezz If you wanna see some "sistas", then look in the FARK archives at the last snatch-batch that were up on The Smoking Gun.

BigPeeler Too farkin' funny. Gimme Casey and the gash behind door #2, and "C'mon ride the train"
2002-02-21 07:44:44 PM  
1,2,3,5 are hotties.
2002-02-21 07:45:48 PM  
That would be this.
2002-02-21 07:45:50 PM  
There ain't nothing, and I repeat nothing wrong with Caseyfish. I could do some serious time with her in my cell. I'd give her the ol' Shawshank Redemption if you know what I mean.

But now I might be willing to negotiate for say,,,,3 cartons of Luckies. Maybe a couple of pints of raisin jack thrown in for good measure.
2002-02-21 07:46:25 PM  
DAMMIT! I meant # 1 and # 3, in addition to Casey (#2)
2002-02-21 07:46:38 PM  
One of these gals ain't hot like the of these gals just doesn't belong...

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2002-02-21 07:46:48 PM  
I can't believe that someone played the race card relating to a smoking gun link.

That truly made my day.
2002-02-21 07:47:19 PM  
EZZ you want a hot, black felon ??
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2002-02-21 07:48:10 PM  
Ezz: Sarah Waddington looks like an ugly Jenna Bush.
2002-02-21 07:48:16 PM  
Hey, Steve, what flavor is that gum, anyway?
2002-02-21 07:48:18 PM  
Vegasj and Bigpeeler laughing my ass off, thanks!

a lil' head maybe? My thoughts about them exactly
2002-02-21 07:48:35 PM  

Great. Now I'm scared like a white woman.
2002-02-21 07:49:07 PM  
bigpeeler, i aggree

Ms. Casey Ann Hicks is
2002-02-21 07:49:15 PM  
bigpeeler, i agree

Ms. Casey Ann Hicks is
2002-02-21 07:49:28 PM  
I bet these girls bent over backwards for some little coke or something, it's disgusting how they degrate themselves by doing stupid things like drugs and stealing cars. When Will they learn?
2002-02-21 07:49:31 PM  
Dr. Benway:

I'd say vanilla, but people are playing the race card. I'll say... um... orange.

Can't go wrong with orange.
2002-02-21 07:49:49 PM  
I wonder how many of these fine white beauties had big bad ol' nubian bo-frins? They probably skipped town to let these dumb blondes take the rap for this stuff. Look at their raps man, 'coke', 'grand theft auto', 'b&e'. There aren't too many blondies out there going to get involved in that bizness without someone there to hold their hand. And I'm pretty sure I know who that someone is.
2002-02-21 07:49:54 PM  
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2002-02-21 07:50:09 PM  
Vegasj, you wrong f'that...
2002-02-21 07:50:27 PM  

That post was

2002-02-21 07:51:02 PM  

Ms. Casey Ann Hicks is WHAT?
2002-02-21 07:51:53 PM  

New trend on Fark. No finishing your
2002-02-21 07:52:06 PM  
Florida: The Land of Fogies and Felons
2002-02-21 07:54:01 PM  

saw your reply when I posted.

I prefer to think of her this way:

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2002-02-21 07:54:14 PM  
Grand theft... of my heart!
2002-02-21 07:55:16 PM  
Peaceboy, that was great.
2002-02-21 07:55:17 PM  

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2002-02-21 07:55:19 PM  
Steveroni with Cheeseroni, I understand what Tioloco
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