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(The Week)   French President Macron claims Putin the murderer has agreed to stop civilian strikes. You know what happened last time he claimed Putin would do something? Nothing that's what   (theweek.com) divider line
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2022-02-28 4:22:01 PM  
So he's admitting that he has been striking civilians? Uh oh. Looks like his UN guy has been telling lies...

Who'da thunk it?
 
2022-02-28 6:19:28 PM  
So, he's admitted to targeting civilians. Good to know.
 
2022-02-28 6:54:01 PM  
Feb 9: Ukraine crisis: Macron says Putin pledges no new Ukraine escalation

French President Emmanuel Macron has told reporters that President Vladimir Putin assured him that Russian forces would not ramp up the crisis near Ukraine's borders.
"I secured an assurance there would be no deterioration or escalation," he said before meeting Ukraine's leader.



Feb 28: Vladimir Putin told French Pres. Emmanuel Macron he'll stop strikes against civilian targets, according to the Elysée, and that he'll preserve civilian infrastructure to secure main roads, including the road south of Kyiv.
According to the Elysee, "Putin confirmed his willingness to commit on these three points." The two leaders then agreed to keep in touch over the coming days.


So if I understand this trend in French diplomacy correctly, in about three weeks Macron is going to announce that Putin has given his personal commitment to halt all orbital bombardment, rebury the Ark, and is willing to consider closing the Grave of the Great Old Ones pending unspecified Ukrainian concessions.
 
2022-02-28 8:16:26 PM  
Unfortunately, there's no courier available to get this updated information to the 25mi long convoy 30mi outside of Kiev.

You understand.
Totes sorry.

love,
pooty poot.
 
2022-02-28 8:17:20 PM  
How about his other strikes, which are also immoral and illegal?
 
2022-02-28 8:19:30 PM  
Massive Fire !!!! Why Russia's TOS-1 MLRS 'Buratino' Is No Joke
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Thermobaric Rockets are just prank
 
2022-02-28 8:22:33 PM  
There are no civilians. Only Ukrainians defending their country from invaders.
 
2022-02-28 8:24:30 PM  
🎵NOOOOOO-ONE.... MARCON🎵

/ In my defense, this is always where my brain goes when I read "Macron"
 
2022-02-28 8:25:53 PM  
I can think of 300 deployed mid-range reasons why France is looking to stroke their balls a little during this conflict.

But they do it in a subtle way, talking about umbrellas and the turn of seasons.

Crazy French batards.
 
2022-02-28 8:29:20 PM  
The 40-mile long Russian military convoy headed to Kyiv right now could make such a pronouncement turn out to be false.

This is going to get disgustingly ugly.
 
2022-02-28 8:36:11 PM  
In the current crisis, the part Neville Chamberlain will be played by Emmanuel Macron.

Please update your programs accordingly.
 
2022-02-28 8:36:58 PM  
Mr. Burns, I think we can trust the president of Russia.
 
2022-02-28 8:38:19 PM  

namegoeshere: So he's admitting that he has been striking civilians? Uh oh. Looks like his UN guy has been telling lies...

Who'da thunk it?


"Pooooty! You got some splainin to do!"

Uninvited Russian house guest.
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2022-02-28 8:38:28 PM  
Putin doesn't even have the ability to not kill civilians even if he wanted to.
 
2022-02-28 8:43:04 PM  
Macron last couple of weeks...

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I'm almost embarrassed for him. He is helping I guess, buy P time and cover.
 
2022-02-28 8:45:14 PM  
Has Putin also ceased the practice of eating babies and hitting his wife?
 
2022-02-28 8:45:56 PM  
This is why Putin is now cluster bombing civilians now. Got it.
 
2022-02-28 8:47:02 PM  

Jack Sabbath: The 40-mile long Russian military convoy headed to Kyiv right now could make such a pronouncement turn out to be false.

This is going to get disgustingly ugly.


Gonna be a hell of a traffic jam
 
2022-02-28 8:47:55 PM  
Putin Surrenders
 
2022-02-28 8:52:40 PM  

JK8Fan: Jack Sabbath: The 40-mile long Russian military convoy headed to Kyiv right now could make such a pronouncement turn out to be false.

This is going to get disgustingly ugly.

Gonna be a hell of a traffic jam


Hopefully it will be one large destruction of a column.

/If Ukraine has any ground attack aircraft remaining, they should target the front of the column first and destroy the lead vehicles, then the rear of the column and the rear most vehicles, then blow up all the vehicles and Russian troops stuck in the middle of the column.
 
2022-02-28 9:03:31 PM  

rjakobi: Has Putin also ceased the practice of eating babies and hitting his wife?


Still eating babies.
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2022-02-28 9:04:03 PM  
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2022-02-28 9:07:34 PM  
And you believe him? Stop bombing. Get out of Ukraine. Drink a bottle of your own poison and die already you FPOS.
 
2022-02-28 9:15:14 PM  
Posted it in the last "French president negotiates with Russia" thread but it still fits so...

Jack Nicholson speak French in "Mars Attacks"
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2022-02-28 9:31:58 PM  

ZMugg: In the current crisis, the part Neville Chamberlain will be played by Emmanuel Macron.

Please update your programs accordingly.


He has not signed a treaty, he just reported what Putin told him. He does not say he believes him.
 
2022-02-28 9:33:36 PM  
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Oh, he CLAIMS he's going to?
 
2022-02-28 9:59:54 PM  
If anything the situation is going to get worse.  Putin has no choice but to double-down and triple-down if necessary. He will now do whatever it takes to win and inevitably he will win the war.  Lord knows how many people will die and how much destruction will occur but Putin won't turn back now. The only thing that can stop him is for him to be overthrown.
 
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