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(Yahoo)   Trump says rising sea levels just "give you slightly more seafront property." Hopefully, Aquaman will be ready to buy it   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2022-02-28 7:36:13 AM  
But somehow he still feels the need to protect his own properties from this windfall.
 
2022-02-28 7:39:21 AM  
How about we just stop reporting what random homeless crazy people spout from the local intersection.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2022-02-28 7:47:31 AM  
The dumb mofo doesn't even know how geometry works. A smaller shape means a smaller perimeter.
 
2022-02-28 7:52:13 AM  
Refuse all government aid to him to protect or rebuild his properties after they are flooded during a hurricane.
 
2022-02-28 7:53:46 AM  
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2022-02-28 7:53:52 AM  

jbc: The dumb mofo doesn't even know how geometry works. A smaller shape means a smaller perimeter.


I mean technically a lot of that land that's now underwater is still beachfront, it's just coming at it from the other direction.
 
2022-02-28 7:54:18 AM  
So hes gone from "Climate change is a hoax" to "Stake your claims now because there's only so much the sea can rise, guys!"
 
2022-02-28 7:54:49 AM  
Trump says a lot of stupid, wrong things.
 
2022-02-28 7:54:57 AM  
Ah yes, the Lex Luthor real estate strategy.

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/"Otisburg?"
 
2022-02-28 7:55:26 AM  
These people are not living in a world of reality."
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2022-02-28 7:56:24 AM  

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Yes i do. The people who voted for him a second time, and still fully support him.
 
2022-02-28 7:56:53 AM  
More seafront property in Kansas maybe.
 
2022-02-28 7:57:09 AM  
He can't even be right by accident.
 
2022-02-28 7:57:13 AM  
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2022-02-28 7:57:44 AM  

jbc: The dumb mofo doesn't even know how [anything] works.

 
2022-02-28 7:57:58 AM  

Unobtanium: Trump says a lot of stupid, wrong things.


Never stops. Wish he would.
 
2022-02-28 7:58:14 AM  
Government of the stupid, by the stupid.
 
2022-02-28 7:59:21 AM  
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2022-02-28 8:00:31 AM  
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2022-02-28 8:02:02 AM  
"Whose boat is this boat?"

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2022-02-28 8:02:32 AM  
The man is a dumbshiat.

It gives you LESS. LESS.
 
2022-02-28 8:02:44 AM  

NewportBarGuy: How about we just stop reporting what random homeless crazy people spout from the local intersection.


This. Have they learned nothing? Do not give him oxygen.
 
2022-02-28 8:02:49 AM  
Quit giving that tiny-handed idiot a microphone
 
2022-02-28 8:02:54 AM  
Ha-ha, yes, let's all laugh at how very stupid he is.

And 12 million more people voted for him in 2020 than in 2016.

Twelve. million. more.

That's more than 20 Wyomings' worth of votes. That's after all the corruption, all the racism, all the mishandling of the plague. I can't help but wonder how many more votes his insurrection attempt earned him for future elections, because that certainly woke up a portion of the electorate that had been mostly silent before because all Republicans before that moment had been too cowardly to try it.

This man is still a grave threat to this country because we seem to have an unlimited number of stupid people willing to follow him, and I won't laugh at him until the day he is confirmed dead.
 
2022-02-28 8:03:31 AM  
Fark subby for submitting more verbal diarrhea from TFG.
 
2022-02-28 8:05:40 AM  
I see I'm not the only one who thought "Trump is always gonna say crazy shiat. Stop reporting it."
 
2022-02-28 8:05:43 AM  
It will literally reduce the total amount of available beachfront property by shortening the length of coastlines.
 
2022-02-28 8:06:33 AM  
I can only think of one topological feature that would give you MORE coastline for rising water levels, and that would be some weird overhang like one might find in Bryce Canyon or other canyon areas of the US Southwest. Everywhere else, rising water levels will turn peninsulas into islands, big islands into small islands, and continents into smaller continents.

Well. Whatever. The man is truly truly an idiot.
 
2022-02-28 8:06:37 AM  
George Strait - Ocean Front Property
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2022-02-28 8:06:56 AM  

BeesNuts: It will literally reduce the total amount of available beachfront property by shortening the length of coastlines.


You sound liberal with your facts and stuff
 
2022-02-28 8:07:14 AM  
And existing oceanfront properties can become reefs. Win-win!
 
2022-02-28 8:07:41 AM  
People voted for this guy and he became president.

Lol.
 
2022-02-28 8:08:53 AM  
 
2022-02-28 8:10:03 AM  
Fine. Have fun when Mar A Lardo sinks.
 
2022-02-28 8:10:21 AM  

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Oh, dammit, lol
 
2022-02-28 8:11:06 AM  
I just plan to set up some pumps and run a hose over to my neighbor's. Problem solved, once and for all!
 
2022-02-28 8:11:26 AM  
Get used to it since he's going to be the next president
 
2022-02-28 8:12:29 AM  
"I mean, I'm already insured for the coastal properties I have, so it's all just free money to put into the next beach, amirite?"
 
2022-02-28 8:13:04 AM  
Trump says...Stopped listening there.
 
2022-02-28 8:15:21 AM  

Bathtub Cynic: Get used to it since he's going to be the next president


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2022-02-28 8:15:25 AM  

jbc: The dumb mofo doesn't even know how geometry works. A smaller shape means a smaller perimeter.


While Trump is a moron, and is almost certainly wrong in this instance, save some unusual examples, the quoted statement is not correct 100% of the time.  Think of a daisy pattern inside a square.  The daisy will have lesser area in square units, but can easily have a greater perimeter length.
 
2022-02-28 8:17:54 AM  

jbc: The dumb mofo doesn't even know how geometry works. A smaller shape means a smaller perimeter.


Yeah, unreal. Take it to the extreme and imagine the seas rose 20,000 feet. Not much beachfront, right?
 
2022-02-28 8:18:53 AM  
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/ please hold the Basilosaurus
 
2022-02-28 8:20:48 AM  

Kris_Romm: Bathtub Cynic: Get used to it since he's going to be the next president

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Not sure what this has to do with his re-election but Trump is going to be the next president, states have set up handing him their votes regardless of the vote total, and the surpreme court will hand him any victory he needs ala George Bush II.

Accept it now and move on.
 
2022-02-28 8:20:58 AM  

sniderman: Ah yes, the Lex Luthor real estate strategy.

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/"Otisburg?"


He's going to steal 40 cakes?  That's terrible.

I can actually envision Dumpy stealing 40 cakes.
 
2022-02-28 8:26:06 AM  

Short Victoria's War: "Whose boat is this boat?"

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Objection! That is a convertible submarine, do you know how rare those are?
 
2022-02-28 8:29:17 AM  

keldaria: Short Victoria's War: "Whose boat is this boat?"

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Objection! That is a convertible submarine, do you know how rare those are?


Click here to find out how to make millions selling screen doors to submarine owners!
 
2022-02-28 8:29:51 AM  

Doctor Funkenstein: sniderman: Ah yes, the Lex Luthor real estate strategy.

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/"Otisburg?"

He's going to steal 40 cakes?  That's terrible.

I can actually envision Dumpy stealing 40 cakes.


40 Big Macs maybe.
 
2022-02-28 8:31:19 AM  
That picture of Trump with his fists up looks like a senior dementia patient sundowning while the nursing home staff tries to get him back in bed after changing his soiled bedding.
 
2022-02-28 8:32:44 AM  
Yeah hopefully it will flood all your property by the water first you dumb moron. Yeah it will be great to have everyone on the coast flooded out and have to move inland.
 
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