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(WHDH Boston)   It's never a good thing when the cops find "sex with older women," "sex with unconscious older women" and "sex with dead older women" in your search history. Especially in that order   (whdh.com) divider line
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2564 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Feb 2022 at 2:35 AM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-02-24 9:28:43 PM  
Dead Cat Lady - Rick and morty
Youtube dhoAy-xhjhs
 
2022-02-24 9:29:57 PM  
Het name was Rohrer?
Did he hit her at 7:14?
 
2022-02-24 10:41:11 PM  
From Baseketball:

Squeak: Hey Tuttle
Tuttle: Yeah?
Squeak: [reading his hand] Your mother's deaf!
Tuttle: My mother's dead, you little twerp.
Squeak: [continues reading] I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot.
 
2022-02-25 12:25:15 AM  
I mean, if you've only got the one older woman the reverse order would be pretty difficult.
 
2022-02-25 2:10:48 AM  
Jesus.
 
2022-02-25 2:38:45 AM  
Please, Mrs Robinson...
 
2022-02-25 2:40:32 AM  
It's stories like this that make me hate being a human.
 
2022-02-25 2:43:31 AM  
Forgotten Rebels Fan?

forgotten rebels fuck me dead
Youtube krlck8qVMFk
 
2022-02-25 2:46:17 AM  

puffy999: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/dhoAy-xhjhs?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsapi=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&widgetid=1]


I always hate myself afterward, but when someone throws up a Rick and Morty, I have to watch.
 
2022-02-25 2:46:47 AM  
T.S.O.L. fan?

T.S.O.L.- Code Blue
Youtube OpZJLjrb4vU
 
2022-02-25 2:47:16 AM  
This is textbook serial killer behavior. Whether he already is a serial killer or would have become one, I don't know. Hopefully we got this guy on the first act.
 
2022-02-25 2:47:44 AM  
Yes, I used the term "throws up" intentionally.
 
2022-02-25 2:50:39 AM  
Well thanks, Subby.  Now it's in all our browser histories.
 
2022-02-25 2:53:37 AM  
Slayer fan?

Slayer - Necrophiliac
Youtube 7XGUF-yHKW0
 
2022-02-25 2:58:48 AM  

emtwo: This is textbook serial killer behavior. Whether he already is a serial killer or would have become one, I don't know. Hopefully we got this guy on the first act.


You're probably right.
 
2022-02-25 3:06:46 AM  

emtwo: This is textbook serial killer behavior. Whether he already is a serial killer or would have become one, I don't know. Hopefully we got this guy on the first act.


I mean.. you ARE right.
 
2022-02-25 3:12:52 AM  

I Swear I'll Jump: puffy999: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/dhoAy-xhjhs?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsapi=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&widgetid=1]

I always hate myself afterward, but when someone throws up a Rick and Morty, I have to watch.


I like Rick and Morty. I hate the fans.
 
2022-02-25 3:14:52 AM  
At least he used a condom.
 
2022-02-25 3:27:02 AM  
It was his step mother, now there will be a whole new genre appearing on PronHub.
 
2022-02-25 3:30:57 AM  

maxandgrinch: It was his step mother, now there will be a whole new genre appearing on PronHub.


She probably got stuck in her coffin.
 
2022-02-25 4:05:38 AM  
Ghosts need love.

Corpses need to be properly interred
 
2022-02-25 4:14:38 AM  

jaylectricity: From Baseketball:

Squeak: Hey Tuttle
Tuttle: Yeah?
Squeak: [reading his hand] Your mother's deaf!
Tuttle: My mother's dead, you little twerp.
Squeak: [continues reading] I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot.


LISTER:
This handwriting's terrible. "I hope this epistle finds you adequately healthy to discharge your duties." You know maybe I shouldn't be reading this deeply personal stuff.

RIMMER:
Just get on with it.

LISTER:
"I write to-" I can't read that. Oh, "I write to inform." "I write to inform you that your father is dad." Well of course he is. Maybe it's your father stroke dad.

RIMMER:
It's dead.

LISTER:
I can't make it out. (Holds letter up and examines it.)

RIMMER:
My father is dead.

LISTER:
What?

RIMMER:
My father is dead.

LISTER:
Oh yeah it's an E. (Happy to have solved it.) That's what it is. Your father's dead, Rimmer. (Realises what he's said.) Oh, eh - I'm sorry.
 
2022-02-25 4:51:31 AM  

puffy999: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/dhoAy-xhjhs?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsapi=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&widgetid=1]


I always feel dirty afterwards, but every tie someone throws up a Rick and Morty video, I have to watch.
 
2022-02-25 4:52:27 AM  
The phrase "throw up" used deliberately.
 
2022-02-25 4:58:07 AM  

I Swear I'll Jump: puffy999: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/dhoAy-xhjhs?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsapi=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&widgetid=1]

I always feel dirty afterwards, but every time someone throws up a Rick and Morty video, I have to watch.

 
2022-02-25 5:12:00 AM  
Did he at least bring flowers? Usually they're already there.
 
2022-02-25 5:21:09 AM  

kling_klang_bed: Did he at least bring flowers? Usually they're already there.


good one, you sick (you know)
 
2022-02-25 5:21:48 AM  

I Swear I'll Jump: I Swear I'll Jump: puffy999: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/dhoAy-xhjhs?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsapi=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&widgetid=1]

I always feel dirty afterwards, but every time someone throws up a Rick and Morty video, I have to watch.


I'm repeating guess i'm a pistol
 
2022-02-25 5:43:25 AM  
It never is, subby?
Are you sure?
Hiw many times have you tried it out?
 
2022-02-25 5:52:51 AM  

leeksfromchichis: Ghosts need love.

Corpses need to be properly interred


There once was a young man named Clyde
Who fell into an outhouse and died
He had a brother
Who fell into another
And now they're in turd side by side
 
2022-02-25 5:57:45 AM  
Call me old-fashioned, but I think it's romantic
 
2022-02-25 6:00:39 AM  

I Swear I'll Jump: kling_klang_bed: Did he at least bring flowers? Usually they're already there.

good one, you sick (you know)


Peter Steele approves.

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2022-02-25 6:35:52 AM  
The search gets worse - "sex with dead older women in the cemetery", "sex with dead older women in the Indian burial ground" and "sex with dead older women in the museum of antiquity".
 
2022-02-25 7:05:39 AM  
But then they found a search for "Foreplay with dead older women" and thought "Gee whiz, that is one thoughtful necrophiliac."
 
2022-02-25 7:49:42 AM  
Ew
 
2022-02-25 8:39:50 AM  
This whole story is gross and I don't approve, but........

It's 2022, how can cops still view someone's search history? Sure the legal system is a mess and the 3rd and 5th ammendments of the Constitution should protect citizens from having cops view their search history, but doesn't. But this should be built in to browsers by default. The browser should encrypt the browsing history with DOD grade encryption which should only be unlocked via a token presented by the user's password.

How is this even a thing?
 
2022-02-25 8:44:30 AM  

danielscissorhands: T.S.O.L. fan?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/OpZJLjrb4vU]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.

/intentional phrasing?
//or not?
 
2022-02-25 9:00:25 AM  
He used a condom? I know she wouldn't get pregnant. Either a way to contain his sicko DNA or to prevent the spread of a nasty social disease. Not asking for a friend, I don't have any. Doing research for my thesis at an online university.
 
2022-02-25 9:01:03 AM  
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2022-02-25 9:02:44 AM  
Paw-Paw Michigan is on the western coast of the state. It's one of those little towns in the Michigan Bible Belt.

That says everything you need to know about motive and morals. The most evil people in the state live closest to Lake Michigan.
 
2022-02-25 9:06:38 AM  
Almost enough internet for today.

Almost.
 
2022-02-25 9:32:02 AM  
Got the idea from that dude in Greece a few years ago who hit a 59 year old american scientist to rape and kill her.  Or maybe farked minds think alike.
 
2022-02-25 9:34:45 AM  

silverfoxx1974: I like Rick and Morty. I hate the fans.


Rick Sanchez is like Walter White, or Tyler Durden, or Tony Montana.  If you think he's cool and hero-worship him, you're missing the entire point.  He's incredibly smart and adventurous but he's also an alcoholic and a toxic influence, and overall a bad influence on Morty.  (Even aside the physical peril their adventures place Morty in.)

Unfortunately all too many fans engage in Misaimed Fandom of Rick.  I mean yeah, it's dark comedy and brilliant stuff, but the fandom (or Fan Dumb) is the worst thing about the show.
 
2022-02-25 9:40:29 AM  

vudukungfu: Het name was Rohrer?
Did he hit her at 7:14?


I think that results in a minimum mandy-atory sentence.
 
2022-02-25 10:14:55 AM  

davynelson: Got the idea from that dude in Greece a few years ago who hit a 59 year old american scientist to rape and kill her.  Or maybe farked minds think alike.


Or the guys who hit/raped/killed that blonde girl in Hawaii some years back.[citation]
 
2022-02-25 10:33:58 AM  
I worry enough about being hit by a vehicle crossing the street. Too many people drive recklessly in Denver. Now I read this. Staying home doesn't seem so bad now.

/64-year-old woman
 
2022-02-25 11:27:54 AM  
When I was a kid, I knew my only way of getting it on with Elizabeth Montgomery was to get massively rich and move to California. Now I just need a shovel and a bus ticket...
/window seat, please.
 
2022-02-25 1:32:04 PM  
I often complain about articles that don't provide sufficient information.  I wish this was one of those articles.
 
2022-02-25 3:18:23 PM  

geekbikerskum: silverfoxx1974: I like Rick and Morty. I hate the fans.

Rick Sanchez is like Walter White, or Tyler Durden, or Tony Montana.  If you think he's cool and hero-worship him, you're missing the entire point.  He's incredibly smart and adventurous but he's also an alcoholic and a toxic influence, and overall a bad influence on Morty.  (Even aside the physical peril their adventures place Morty in.)

Unfortunately all too many fans engage in Misaimed Fandom of Rick.  I mean yeah, it's dark comedy and brilliant stuff, but the fandom (or Fan Dumb) is the worst thing about the show.


I'm a fan of both Rick's Wafer Ricks.
 
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