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(The Hill)   Cardi B has weighed in on the Ukraine/Russia crisis. Now awaiting word on Omarion's view   (thehill.com) divider line
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2022-02-22 12:45:40 PM  
Her cousin's boyfriend's balls must be out of hot water.
 
2022-02-22 12:54:50 PM  

Lambskincoat: Her cousin's boyfriend's balls must be out of hot water.


I'm going to wait for the followup story about the balls.  Let's focus on the important things.
 
2022-02-22 1:00:23 PM  
Whew!!! I was worried I would have to go through life without this!

"I'm really not on NATO's side. I'm really not [on] Russia's side. I'm actually in the citizens' side, because at the end of the day, the world is having a crisis right now."

Plato, himself bows before thee.
 
2022-02-22 1:20:43 PM  
I'm not going to insult her for having an opinion.

What I AM going to do is insult the farking moron who asked her opinion in the first place and whoever decided it was worthy of publishing.
 
2022-02-22 1:25:34 PM  

gopher321: I'm not going to insult her for having an opinion.

What I AM going to do is insult the farking moron who asked her opinion in the first place and whoever decided it was worthy of publishing.


Oh, this is because her vaccine response was epic.  It's the TMZ version of ordering a train wreck with fireworks.  The Hill knew they would get something insanely stupid.
 
2022-02-22 1:30:24 PM  
So...both-sides-are-badism with a special twist of being smart enough to recognize what's ackshually the bigger problem.

This is what Libertarians sound like when they're trying to act insightful.
 
2022-02-22 1:39:18 PM  

gopher321: I'm not going to insult her for having an opinion.

What I AM going to do is insult the farking moron who asked her opinion in the first place and whoever decided it was worthy of publishing.


Well that's, just, like, your opinion, man.
 
2022-02-22 1:40:16 PM  
The Hill is the worst web site in the history of the internet.

It's worse than The Consumerist.
 
2022-02-22 1:40:28 PM  
Pray for Omarion.
 
2022-02-22 1:41:05 PM  

sigdiamond2000: The Hill is the worst web site in the history of the internet.

It's worse than The Consumerist.


Angelfire would like to have a word.
 
2022-02-22 1:41:53 PM  
What is Omarion? Is that one of the Guardians of the Galaxy?
 
2022-02-22 1:42:21 PM  
Wait what about Megan Thee Stallion?
 
2022-02-22 1:42:45 PM  
What a farking dumbass.
 
2022-02-22 1:43:48 PM  

bluorangefyre: sigdiamond2000: The Hill is the worst web site in the history of the internet.

It's worse than The Consumerist.

Angelfire would like to have a word.


To be fair most of those Angelfire sites are under construction.
 
2022-02-22 1:43:55 PM  
Wish these world leaders stop tripping about power and really think about whose really getting affected (citizens) besides the whole world is in a crisis,

When world leaders engage in hobby war on behalf of the military industrial complex it's the citizenry in those areas who suffer the most. Is that suddenly not correct because Cardi B said it?
 
2022-02-22 1:44:05 PM  
Now I can sleep at night.
 
2022-02-22 1:44:33 PM  

bluorangefyre: sigdiamond2000: The Hill is the worst web site in the history of the internet.

It's worse than The Consumerist.

Angelfire would like to have a word.


Wait- that's still a thing?

ObiWanANameIHaveNotHeardInALongTime.jpeg
 
2022-02-22 1:44:46 PM  
Y'all consider this: there's about 30% of the population dumb enough to support Trump and 30% of the population that follow this chit.

Sleep tight.
 
2022-02-22 1:47:55 PM  
I'm sure if someone explained what NATO is to her, their function and purpose, she'd be able to formulate a better opinion.  At the end of the day, she knows the ground-level guy is getting farked, one way or the other, which is actually accurate.
 
2022-02-22 1:47:57 PM  
HOTY?

I had to google Omarion.
 
2022-02-22 1:48:09 PM  
They're going to need a bucket and a mop for that red ass bloodshed.

//window seat, please
 
2022-02-22 1:48:42 PM  
Who cares about Cardi B's opinion on world affairs?
We know the real policy makers are on the right side of history!

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2022-02-22 1:48:48 PM  
I regret naming my cat Cardi Beans
 
2022-02-22 1:51:32 PM  
I just want to be clear here - a Cardi B is NOT the same as a Justin Bieber.
 
2022-02-22 1:51:42 PM  

Lambskincoat: Her cousin's boyfriend's balls must be out of hot water.


Yeah uh black people do not all look the same
Normally you might get something of a break but the person you're confusing her with has PINK HAIR
 
2022-02-22 1:52:59 PM  

moothemagiccow: What is Omarion? Is that one of the Guardians of the Galaxy?


A covid variant. Keep up.
 
2022-02-22 1:53:04 PM  
May have escaped justice for the travesty against music that was WAP, or the appalling judgement of third hand COVID balls, but may make up for it with a treason charge one day.
 
2022-02-22 1:53:35 PM  

Headso: Wish these world leaders stop tripping about power and really think about whose really getting affected (citizens) besides the whole world is in a crisis,

When world leaders engage in hobby war on behalf of the military industrial complex it's the citizenry in those areas who suffer the most. Is that suddenly not correct because Cardi B said it?


It is just quite trite, like Helen Lovejoy stating "Won't someone think of the children".  And as far as I can tell, Ukraine, the EU, US, and Canadian governments don't want this hobby war, so the list of world leaders begging for this is tiny.
 
2022-02-22 1:54:40 PM  

moothemagiccow: Lambskincoat: Her cousin's boyfriend's balls must be out of hot water.

Yeah uh black people do not all look the same
Normally you might get something of a break but the person you're confusing her with has PINK HAIR


Dumbass tag out front should have told ya.
 
2022-02-22 1:55:04 PM  

AstroJesus: I just want to be clear here - a Cardi B is NOT the same as a Justin Bieber.


Correct.  One is a slightly defective Canadian, but apparently got his maple syrup booster within the last few years.
 
2022-02-22 1:55:12 PM  
Still waiting for Ted Nugent's take on this.
 
2022-02-22 1:56:23 PM  

El_Dan: Still waiting for Ted Nugent's take on this.


It depends.
 
2022-02-22 1:58:47 PM  
I'm still waiting for her to dog walk Trashcan Lannister.
 
2022-02-22 2:02:23 PM  

coffeetime: "I'm really not on NATO's side. I'm really not [on] Russia's side. I'm actually in the citizens' side, because at the end of the day, the world is having a crisis right now."


This is valuable, though. It tells us that Russia's "BSAB" push has affected Western citizens deeply, and now they truly believe that NATO is exactly like Russia as far as having imperial ambitions.

It farking worked, on a lot of our public.
 
2022-02-22 2:12:10 PM  
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2022-02-22 2:12:42 PM  
Chick talks like someone who learned to speak while deaf and blind from birth.
 
2022-02-22 2:13:26 PM  
she responded to a Twitter user asking her to weigh in on "this whole Russia thing."


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2022-02-22 2:21:32 PM  

englaja: May have escaped justice for the travesty against music that was WAP,


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2022-02-22 2:29:44 PM  
Weak-Ass Putin ?
 
2022-02-22 2:31:08 PM  
I'm going back to thinking Cardi B is a failed premium Bacardi rum
 
2022-02-22 2:33:47 PM  
"Yo my cousins bro done invaded Ukraine and like his balls swole up real big an like turned yellow n stuff"
 
2022-02-22 3:03:43 PM  

moothemagiccow: Lambskincoat: Her cousin's boyfriend's balls must be out of hot water.

Yeah uh black people do not all look the same
Normally you might get something of a break but the person you're confusing her with has PINK HAIR


I, for one, applaud her for getting her nursing degree.
 
2022-02-22 3:04:25 PM  
She should run for president.
 
2022-02-22 3:08:47 PM  
Whenever I hear someone say Cardi B I think they're talking about a dietary supplement.
 
2022-02-22 3:14:41 PM  
Well fark. With an ass and tits like that, I don't really give a shiat. What, am I really going to stop daydreaming about motorboating dat ass and tits? Umm, no. 

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2022-02-22 3:14:54 PM  
Oblig:

Cardi B is scared of Coronavirus
Youtube ING8eWghHBY


Some Farker introduced me to this, thank you, some Farker.
 
2022-02-22 3:30:37 PM  

moothemagiccow: Lambskincoat: Her cousin's boyfriend's balls must be out of hot water.

Yeah uh black people do not all look the same
Normally you might get something of a break but the person you're confusing her with has PINK HAIR


My bad, I mixed up Nicki Minaj's cousins boyfriend's balls with Cardi B's cousin's boyfriend's balls, I'm so ashamed, may god have mercy on the balls of my soul.
 
2022-02-22 3:33:09 PM  

Tom-Servo: Well fark. With an ass and tits like that, I don't really give a shiat. What, am I really going to stop daydreaming about motorboating dat ass and tits? Umm, no. 

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Alright, I'll say it. I don't understand why this is attractive:

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It looks blubbery and unhealthy.
 
2022-02-22 3:36:20 PM  

englaja: May have escaped justice for the travesty against music that was WAP, or the appalling judgement of third hand COVID balls, but may make up for it with a treason charge one day.


I personally love the song WAP, and I haven't even gotten around to the video I'm hoping exists to it.
 
2022-02-22 3:38:28 PM  

BigNumber12: Tom-Servo: Well fark. With an ass and tits like that, I don't really give a shiat. What, am I really going to stop daydreaming about motorboating dat ass and tits? Umm, no. 

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Alright, I'll say it. I don't understand why this is attractive:

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It looks blubbery and unhealthy.


you need to listen to more Sir Mix A lot.
 
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