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(Metro)   And if you are particularly brave, even this Martian rock   (metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: Amusing, Mars, crater lakes, liquid water, Chinese rover, small sea's worth, bit of a surprising result, Nasa rover Curiosity, desist letter  
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2022-02-18 1:45:17 PM  
It looks like a goose to me.
 
2022-02-18 1:52:39 PM  

I Ate Shergar: It looks like a goose to me.


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2022-02-18 4:23:24 PM  
That's no rock. That's a high-heeled shoe some Martian chick lost after a drunken night out.
 
2022-02-18 4:38:39 PM  
And here I thought Earth girls were easy. That thing doesn't even look like it uses batteries.
 
2022-02-18 4:40:20 PM  
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2022-02-18 4:41:10 PM  
Yes folks, it's the new Lovense MarsRed model - coming soon to camgirls near you!
 
2022-02-18 4:42:02 PM  
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Let me show you my Martian o-face
 
2022-02-18 4:42:30 PM  
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2022-02-18 4:43:35 PM  
They didn't call the rover "Curiosity" for nothing.
 
2022-02-18 4:45:12 PM  
Well this explains why Elon Musk is in such a hurry to get to Mars.
 
2022-02-18 4:46:00 PM  
PAIGE NO
 
2022-02-18 4:50:52 PM  
Paging Paige.
 
2022-02-18 4:51:47 PM  
Bithizrat, No!
 
2022-02-18 4:54:34 PM  
Looks like an alien lute someone misplaced.
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2022-02-18 4:54:46 PM  

Thosw: Bithizrat, No!


And I realize after I hit enter that it should have been:

Dejah Thoris, No!
 
2022-02-18 4:57:05 PM  
Streetlight.
 
2022-02-18 4:57:24 PM  

phishrace: Well this explains why Elon Musk is in such a hurry to get to Mars.


Suddenly, "Get your ass to Mars!" takes on a whole new meaning.
 
2022-02-18 4:57:43 PM  
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Now we've got an interesting-looking rock on Mars being compared to a dildo.

What the ever loving fu*k are people using for dildos now?
 
2022-02-18 5:02:29 PM  

skyotter: [Fark user image 850x471]


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2022-02-18 5:03:15 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 644x574]

Now we've got an interesting-looking rock on Mars being compared to a dildo.

What the ever loving fu*k are people using for dildos now?


Right? I don't see it looking like a dildo but, we have no idea what Martian jiggly bits looked like so...
 
2022-02-18 5:10:06 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 644x574]

Now we've got an interesting-looking rock on Mars being compared to a dildo.

What the ever loving fu*k are people using for dildos now?


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2022-02-18 5:17:00 PM  
It's always "a" Martian rock, not "my" Martian rock.
 
2022-02-18 5:18:46 PM  
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Reconstruction of the predatory penis worm, Cricocosmia jinningensis. Credit: Mighty Fossils
 
2022-02-18 5:22:29 PM  

LewDux: [museumcrush.org image 163x454]
Reconstruction of the predatory penis worm, Cricocosmia jinningensis. Credit: Mighty Fossils


You can't fool me - that's just fan art of the Saints Row Tentacle Bat:
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2022-02-18 5:32:22 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 644x574]

Now we've got an interesting-looking rock on Mars being compared to a dildo.

What the ever loving fu*k are people using for dildos now?


Hey, some people think Peyronie's Disease is sexy.  Let's not kink shame.
 
2022-02-18 5:37:18 PM  
I'm gonna stick it in my butt
 
2022-02-18 5:55:10 PM  
has no one seem a martian pump sandal before ?
 
2022-02-18 6:04:23 PM  

OK So Amuse Me: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 644x574]

Now we've got an interesting-looking rock on Mars being compared to a dildo.

What the ever loving fu*k are people using for dildos now?

Right? I don't see it looking like a dildo but, we have no idea what Martian jiggly bits looked like so...


And now here's the first Martian winner of the Miss Universe contest, Erika Bzzlkrrt, showing those wonderful measurements that won the contest:
36-24-36..17-23-7....9
 
2022-02-18 6:24:50 PM  
Anything can be used as a sex toy...hrmph
 
2022-02-18 6:32:03 PM  
Brave, or peculiarly endowed.
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Do I have to do everything myself?
 
2022-02-18 7:44:14 PM  
Bills Mafia is everywhere!
 
2022-02-18 7:52:34 PM  
Paige, um, maybe?
 
2022-02-18 8:34:32 PM  
Amazing what a couple billion years of blowing dust can do, even with the thin atmosphere.
 
2022-02-18 10:42:18 PM  
Mars is not your personal erotica site.
 
2022-02-19 2:42:34 AM  
Err, no thanks. Velvet
 
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