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(SoraNews24)   To me, it is like praying for whiskey, but getting an empty bottle   (soranews24.com) divider line
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2022-02-17 9:07:19 PM  
One does not pray for whiskey. One opens one's self to the flow of karma--action--and whiskey will be placed in your hand if you have performed all actions correctly. One must act to achieve whiskey, even if it is to open one's heart to a stranger. Rightness in understanding, rightness of intention, rightness of action, rightness of effort, rightness of mindfulness, and rightness of concentration. Surrender to the Path, and Nirvana may be yours.
 
2022-02-17 9:55:14 PM  

hubiestubert: One does not pray for whiskey. One opens one's self to the flow of karma--action--and whiskey will be placed in your hand if you have performed all actions correctly. One must act to achieve whiskey, even if it is to open one's heart to a stranger. Rightness in understanding, rightness of intention, rightness of action, rightness of effort, rightness of mindfulness, and rightness of concentration. Surrender to the Path, and Nirvana may be yours.


Is Nirvana a brand and which store carries it?
 
2022-02-17 11:03:49 PM  
I assume you don't necessarily /have/ to use them for praying. There still may be some shouts to god, though.
 
2022-02-17 11:21:23 PM  
I vaguely remember if you did his super wrong, he'd hit the opponent w/ a jug of whiskey/sake.
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2022-02-17 11:22:35 PM  
If praying to the porcelain god was good enough for our parents, it should be good enough for our children.
 
2022-02-18 12:21:28 AM  

hubiestubert: One does not pray for whiskey. One opens one's self to the flow of karma--action--and whiskey will be placed in your hand if you have performed all actions correctly. One must act to achieve whiskey, even if it is to open one's heart to a stranger. Rightness in understanding, rightness of intention, rightness of action, rightness of effort, rightness of mindfulness, and rightness of concentration. Surrender to the Path, and Nirvana may be yours.


Preach it Brother!
 
2022-02-18 2:10:00 AM  
I heard there was whiskey.
 
2022-02-18 2:29:41 AM  

rosekolodny: I heard there was whiskey.


You're late to the thread. Farkers drank it all
 
2022-02-18 7:42:03 AM  
I wonder if Catholics could make these from communion wine corks. Count the rosé beads.
 
2022-02-18 9:13:40 AM  

anuran: rosekolodny: I heard there was whiskey.

You're late to the thread. Farkers drank it all


It's morning now. Did somebody get more whiskey?
 
2022-02-18 9:20:38 AM  

rosekolodny: anuran: rosekolodny: I heard there was whiskey.

You're late to the thread. Farkers drank it all

It's morning now. Did somebody get more whiskey?


I've got a bottle Woodford, but if you drink it all while I'm at work, polite Farkers will rrplace it.
 
2022-02-18 9:58:43 AM  

rosekolodny: anuran: rosekolodny: I heard there was whiskey.

You're late to the thread. Farkers drank it all

It's morning now. Did somebody get more whiskey?


I have some. Nothing Japanese, though.
 
2022-02-18 10:19:31 AM  

hubiestubert: rosekolodny: anuran: rosekolodny: I heard there was whiskey.

You're late to the thread. Farkers drank it all

It's morning now. Did somebody get more whiskey?

I've got a bottle Woodford, but if you drink it all while I'm at work, polite Farkers will rrplace it.


What I'm hearing is that I can hang out at your house drinking whiskey while you're at work.

Can I come hang out and grab a bite after the lunch rush?
 
2022-02-18 10:19:55 AM  

Madison_Smiled: rosekolodny: anuran: rosekolodny: I heard there was whiskey.

You're late to the thread. Farkers drank it all

It's morning now. Did somebody get more whiskey?

I have some. Nothing Japanese, though.


We'll make do.
 
2022-02-18 10:35:42 AM  

rosekolodny: Madison_Smiled: rosekolodny: anuran: rosekolodny: I heard there was whiskey.

You're late to the thread. Farkers drank it all

It's morning now. Did somebody get more whiskey?

I have some. Nothing Japanese, though.

We'll make do.


I'll grab a few bottles and meet you at hubie's house. We can raid his fridge.
 
2022-02-18 10:46:29 AM  

Madison_Smiled: rosekolodny: Madison_Smiled: rosekolodny: anuran: rosekolodny: I heard there was whiskey.

You're late to the thread. Farkers drank it all

It's morning now. Did somebody get more whiskey?

I have some. Nothing Japanese, though.

We'll make do.

I'll grab a few bottles and meet you at hubie's house. We can raid his fridge.


ROAD TRIP!
 
2022-02-18 2:14:59 PM  

fasahd: I wonder if Catholics could make these from communion wine corks. Count the rosé beads.


Wine bottles and earthern jugs would last better than corks. In fact, may I point out that 50 year old barrels sequester carbon for 50 years, but making prayer beads out of the by-product of whiskey-making extends the carbon sequestration for many more years, perhaps even centuries. Apart from acid-free paper books, this is one of the best tools we have for recycling and carbon nutrality.

The Newfoundlers creat screech by using the barrels in which Barbados rum is shipped (through a process called "sloshing" in which the barrels filled with the ingredients for new "rum" are turning regularly to absorb the flavour and colour of the wood and the rum which impregates it. This too is green recyling and a continuation of the triangular trade of earlier centuries.

You can put old wine into new bottles but you can make old barrels into new spirits, so there, the Bible was wrong.

Many are first who shall be last, and vice versa.
 
2022-02-18 2:16:16 PM  
Another product we can make from old plastic, glass, metal, wood and clay. The clay is weak but the spirits are willing.
 
2022-02-18 2:17:34 PM  
Aren't I a theological marvel? I had a dream just before I woke up in which we were philosophizing and some of it still lingers into wakefulness.

The woke thing to do with oak barrels. Lovely.
 
2022-02-18 5:10:04 PM  

brantgoose: creat screech


I don't know what a creat screech is, but I think I want one as a pet.
 
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