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(Fox 7 Austin)   A Texas county commissioner has admitted to urinating in public. This has led to showers of criticism and possible ethics charges against him   (fox7austin.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Urination, Hays County, Texas, Hays County Commissioner Walt Smith, The Establishment, Commissioner Smith, Brain tumor, primary voting, Side effects  
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924 clicks; posted to Politics » on 16 Feb 2022 at 7:12 PM (19 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-02-16 5:36:44 PM  
"...in a parking lot in Dripping Springs."
 
2022-02-16 5:43:49 PM  
Pissed someone off
 
2022-02-16 5:45:19 PM  
Practicing trickle-down economics I bet.
 
2022-02-16 6:33:48 PM  
Y'all take a listen, you'll hear the deep sound comin' down from Bobby Peru.
 
2022-02-16 6:52:45 PM  
 
2022-02-16 6:54:05 PM  
Does he even remember the Alamo?
 
2022-02-16 7:05:31 PM  
The stuff they condone and then this matters?
 
2022-02-16 7:13:39 PM  
No yellow journalism?
 
2022-02-16 7:18:15 PM  
Man.  Talk about not news...
 
2022-02-16 7:20:40 PM  
It's 2022.  How hard is it to find a toilet or an empty Gatorade bottle?
 
2022-02-16 7:21:25 PM  
DRIPPING SPRINGS, Texas?

Really?

I contend though if he'd peed into Ken Paxtox's mouth, giving Paxy his kink, backroom Texas Justice would have swooped in and saved him politically, managing to blame Mexican immigrants instead for the excess pee.
 
2022-02-16 7:21:39 PM  
File under: Who Gives a shiat?

I thought for certain this guy would be a Dem and this is the only way his opponents could smear him.
 
2022-02-16 7:24:21 PM  
I love in Austin and there are people put on the sex offenders registry for pissing in the alley on 6th Street.
 
2022-02-16 7:25:31 PM  

trypsin: I love in Austin and there are people put on the sex offenders registry for pissing in the alley on 6th Street.


Live

/Damn it
 
2022-02-16 7:25:32 PM  

west.la.lawyer: Jake Havechek: Y'all take a listen, you'll hear the deep sound comin' down from Bobby Peru.

https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/willem-dafoe-required-body-double-antichrist-because-his-distractingly-large-member-hes-extremely-well-equipped-says-director-lars-von-trier.html/


So big it caused a 403 error when I clicked it - damn
 
2022-02-16 7:25:43 PM  
Sounds like a true Texas trumper- golden showers and all.
 
2022-02-16 7:29:15 PM  

edmo: The stuff they condone and then this matters?


Yeah, pissing in public is bad, but freely spewing a deadly virus everywhere is good.
 
2022-02-16 7:37:47 PM  
Lmao at this quote though.

Seriously?

"Oh my god, he is peeing, I'm so nervous."

Nervous about what? A puddle on concrete? Oh noes.

That said, I've done my share of parking lot peeing, but you don't do it when people are watching. It's not that hard to be discreet.
 
2022-02-16 7:39:42 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: File under: Who Gives a shiat?

I thought for certain this guy would be a Dem and this is the only way his opponents could smear him.


Apparently the person who filmed him can be heard saying "oh my God, I'm so nervous!"

How close were they?
 
2022-02-16 7:43:03 PM  
Ahh, medication and probably drunk.

Isn't the bigger problem the impaired driving then?

/In an actually piss yourself or piss in public emergency I've never been clear on how pissing down a pant leg would actually be better.
//Always try to piss before leaving the bar
 
2022-02-16 7:51:45 PM  
FTFA:
"I think it's sad. It's kind of sad that, you know. I knew when I ran for office that my wife would be under a microscope."

So... Wait... Wtf does his wife have to do with it?
Did she make him have to pee?
Did she give him a brain tumor?

Dude just up and blamed her by the end of it lol... Maybe the tumor is more advanced than the voters are aware.
 
2022-02-16 8:03:39 PM  

brax33: FTFA:
"I think it's sad. It's kind of sad that, you know. I knew when I ran for office that my wife would be under a microscope."

So... Wait... Wtf does his wife have to do with it?
Did she make him have to pee?
Did she give him a brain tumor?

Dude just up and blamed her by the end of it lol... Maybe the tumor is more advanced than the voters are aware.


Supposed to read "life".. Editors not bothering to read anymore.
 
2022-02-16 8:08:21 PM  
When ya gotta go, you gotta go. I've pissed in many a parking lot.
 
2022-02-16 8:12:42 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: File under: Who Gives a shiat?

I thought for certain this guy would be a Dem and this is the only way his opponents could smear him.


I don't know if he gave a shiat but he definitely took a piss
 
2022-02-16 8:26:04 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Does he even remember the Alamo?


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2022-02-16 8:29:24 PM  

Cortez the Killer: fragMasterFlash: Does he even remember the Alamo?

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PUT THAT THING BACK IN YOUR PANTS, OZZY!
 
2022-02-16 8:33:45 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Does he even remember the Alamo?


The basement?
 
2022-02-16 9:01:07 PM  
This must go down as the mildest crime that a Republican public official committed in the last 5 years.
 
2022-02-16 9:13:47 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Does he even remember the Alamo?


CSB?

Years ago I drove from Anaheim to San Antonio for a trade show in the company van. My boss told me that his friend Dave would accompany me but that I would be doing most of the driving. Oookay, no problem. My boss was an old man and his friends were all old men, so I didn't really expect him to drive and I really like driving. But until we actually hit the road, I had no idea whatsoever that Dave was a rabid then-TEA Party follower. If he were alive today he'd be a hardcore Trumper and Q idiot. Anyway, before we left, my boss had asked me to make sure Dave had a good time on the road.

Man, it was a looong drive with this guy and his conspiracy theories and his (then) anti-Obama rhetoric but I gotta be nice because he's my boss' friend. By the time we got to San Antonio, however, I had formulated a plan. After setting up for the trade show, I took Dave to the Menger for some well deserved Old Fashioneds. My plan was to just get Dave hammered, and leave him in his hotel room and then he'd finally leave me alone. So we commenced drinking, heavily.

I suppose my first clue that my plan wasn't working should have been that we were both having fun. So much fun in fact that we decided to find another bar and keep the party going. As soon as we got outside, we both had to urinate, and lo and behold there's the wall that surrounds the Alamo right there, about 25 feet away. It's dark by now, so we head over to relieve ourselves against the wall. As we're doing our business, he realizes it's *the Alamo* and just starts howling with laughter, telling me "You're all right, man, you're pretty cool after all!" I was surprised, but took the compliment. Anyway, I finished up first and stepped away from the wall but Dave being considerably older, he's still doing his business and carrying on the conversation from his shadow against the wall. He finally finishes and stumbles back out into the street. I catch him and he says thanks man.

Anyway, my plan didn't actually work but he and I ended up being friends and partners in crime for the next few days until his family drove in to pick him up. My boss never understood why Dave and I got along so well, but we somehow became fast pals from that point on.

/CSB
//the power of the Alamo?
///not the first time I've pee'd on the wall, nor the last. Don't tell.
 
2022-02-16 9:40:50 PM  
A book was spotted on his dashboard: The Yellow Parking Lot by I. P. Freely
 
2022-02-16 9:58:16 PM  
Urine trouble.
 
2022-02-17 12:23:25 AM  

Smackledorfer: Lmao at this quote though.

Seriously?

"Oh my god, he is peeing, I'm so nervous."

Nervous about what? A puddle on concrete? Oh noes.

That said, I've done my share of parking lot peeing, but you don't do it when people are watching. It's not that hard to be discreet.


Just find an Epissable church
 
2022-02-17 7:48:08 AM  
Oh this story is golden, Jerry, golden!
 
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