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2022-02-12 6:03:58 PM  
Yeah, I really would not be surprised to learn TFG took 30 boxes of classified materials and the 15 boxes were what remained unsold.
 
2022-02-12 6:06:44 PM  
Here are two days worth of beg emails.

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2022-02-12 6:07:05 PM  
Isn't Obama a millionaire now?
 
2022-02-12 6:09:28 PM  
Whip Fundraising, whose founder, Brad Keltner, has asserted that "the lion's share" went to charity.

Heh, he's kinda right...
 
2022-02-12 6:10:40 PM  

snowshovel: Isn't Obama a millionaire now?


Thanks, Bush.
 
2022-02-12 6:11:41 PM  
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2022-02-12 6:11:45 PM  

snowshovel: Isn't Obama a millionaire now?


Only because of the prosperous economy under the Obama administration.
 
2022-02-12 6:12:02 PM  
"Appropriately, his nominations of Supreme Court justices are highlighted, but for some reason, the book includes four pages of Japanese sumo wrestlers, a nod to Trump bankrolling the United States President's Cup, awarded to 'the number one sumo wrestler in the world,'" the critic reported.

Under a photo of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, Trump, wrote, "Mark Zuckerberg would come to the White House and kiss my ass," while a photo of House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) negotiating with the former president led Trump to write, "f-ing CRAZY - hence the name Crazy Nancy!"

According to Charles, "In short, this is a memoir spun from the thin gruel of musty propaganda and cherished grudges. Turning these pages is like watching an old man dust his Hummel figurines and whine about the neighbors."


https://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2022/02/trump-memoir-panned-as-the-product-of-a-wandering-mind-consumed-with-self-sabotaging-bitterness/
 
2022-02-12 6:12:05 PM  
The Trump mascot is an impossibly-coiffed furry orange troll with a horrifying visage.

His name is GRIFTY.

/fleece around and fund orange
 
2022-02-12 6:12:26 PM  

snowshovel: Isn't Obama a millionaire now?


Really.

This is the best you can do?

Goddamnit DrewI remember when this place had competent trolls!
 
2022-02-12 6:13:27 PM  
Whose band was there?

You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
 
2022-02-12 6:13:34 PM  

saturn badger: Here are two days worth of beg emails.

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Wow, no incest porn links, no "STORMY DANIELS NUDE", and no "IVANKA SHARK WEEK"...they are slacking.
 
2022-02-12 6:14:24 PM  

saturn badger: Here are two days worth of beg emails.

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Looks like my spam folder except mine are all from gog.com and humblebundle.
 
2022-02-12 6:14:44 PM  
Well, its grift since he lied about it going to charity.

Otherwise it would be OK. But I guess he doesn't think its fun if its not sleazy.
 
2022-02-12 6:17:14 PM  
The hilarious part is that this penny-ante shiat is so comically obviously NOT what any actual billionaire does, yet his moron cultists continue to fall for it.
 
2022-02-12 6:17:49 PM  

snowshovel: Isn't Obama a millionaire now?


Obama produced things of value.
 
2022-02-12 6:19:01 PM  
Well that article is thoroughly depressing.

Why on EARTH does ANYONE AT ALL give that moron a single penny?!

/worst timeline, we're in it
 
2022-02-12 6:20:58 PM  

snowshovel: Isn't Obama a millionaire now?


feckingmorons or jjdorestt alt?
 
2022-02-12 6:22:44 PM  
Presidents should be packed off to a vacation island after their presidency.  They have basic amenities, and health care.  Fairly nice.  But they can't ever leave until they die and no comms with the outside world. Yes, even with family.  The spouse may choose to join on the island, but the decision is final. Drones drop resources off for them every few days.  All their property they have when they are elected is seized by the government and sold off for the good of Our Democracy.

Problem solved.
 
2022-02-12 6:24:02 PM  

saturn badger: "Appropriately, his nominations of Supreme Court justices are highlighted, but for some reason, the book includes four pages of Japanese sumo wrestlers, a nod to Trump bankrolling the United States President's Cup, awarded to 'the number one sumo wrestler in the world,'" the critic reported.

Under a photo of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, Trump, wrote, "Mark Zuckerberg would come to the White House and kiss my ass," while a photo of House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) negotiating with the former president led Trump to write, "f-ing CRAZY - hence the name Crazy Nancy!"

According to Charles, "In short, this is a memoir spun from the thin gruel of musty propaganda and cherished grudges. Turning these pages is like watching an old man dust his Hummel figurines and whine about the neighbors."

https://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2022/02/trump-memoir-panned-as-the-product-of-a-wandering-mind-consumed-with-self-sabotaging-bitterness/


ONG. His captions remind me of the snarky comments my friends and I would annotate our yearbooks with. In middle school.
 
2022-02-12 6:25:15 PM  

I should be in the kitchen: saturn badger: "Appropriately, his nominations of Supreme Court justices are highlighted, but for some reason, the book includes four pages of Japanese sumo wrestlers, a nod to Trump bankrolling the United States President's Cup, awarded to 'the number one sumo wrestler in the world,'" the critic reported.

Under a photo of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, Trump, wrote, "Mark Zuckerberg would come to the White House and kiss my ass," while a photo of House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) negotiating with the former president led Trump to write, "f-ing CRAZY - hence the name Crazy Nancy!"

According to Charles, "In short, this is a memoir spun from the thin gruel of musty propaganda and cherished grudges. Turning these pages is like watching an old man dust his Hummel figurines and whine about the neighbors."

https://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2022/02/trump-memoir-panned-as-the-product-of-a-wandering-mind-consumed-with-self-sabotaging-bitterness/

ONG. His captions remind me of the snarky comments my friends and I would annotate our yearbooks with. In middle school.


You know what, I take that back. Our insults were way more clever than Crazy Nancy.
 
2022-02-12 6:25:51 PM  

saturn badger: Here are two days worth of beg emails.


One I got a few days ago:

Did you hear about the Leftist's latest disgraceful scheme to kill my political career?

Lunatic left-wingers claim I'm an "insurrectionist" for proudly standing with President Trump and his 74 MILLION patriotic voters.

And now, because I had the courage to tell the truth about the rigged 2020 election, deranged Democrats are targeting me with an un-Constitutional plot to remove my name from the ballot in this year's critical midterm election!

-- Madison Cawthorn
wanting 10, 25 or 50 or more right now
 
2022-02-12 6:27:28 PM  

bughunter: The Trump mascot is an impossibly-coiffed furry orange troll with a horrifying visage.

His name is GRIFTY.

/fleece around and fund orange


I'm gonna assume these are also nicknames for SuperFlush
 
2022-02-12 6:27:33 PM  

snowshovel: Isn't Obama a millionaire now?


Yes -- he has written several very popular, best-selling books.
 
2022-02-12 6:29:02 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Presidents should be packed off to a vacation island after their presidency.  They have basic amenities, and health care.  Fairly nice.  But they can't ever leave until they die and no comms with the outside world. Yes, even with family.  The spouse may choose to join on the island, but the decision is final. Drones drop resources off for them every few days.  All their property they have when they are elected is seized by the government and sold off for the good of Our Democracy.

Problem solved.


Dmitry Medvedev should've made sure his predecessor was sequestered that way.

Oh well.
Obama is moving to an island IRL.
 
2022-02-12 6:36:11 PM  

transporter_ii: saturn badger: Here are two days worth of beg emails.

One I got a few days ago:

Did you hear about the Leftist's latest disgraceful scheme to kill my political career?

Lunatic left-wingers claim I'm an "insurrectionist" for proudly standing with President Trump and his 74 MILLION patriotic voters.

And now, because I had the courage to tell the truth about the rigged 2020 election, deranged Democrats are targeting me with an un-Constitutional plot to remove my name from the ballot in this year's critical midterm election!

-- Madison Cawthorn
wanting 10, 25 or 50 or more right now


Looks like he hired the same people as bunkie. There is probably a group discount rate and most of it is copy/pasta.

10, 20, 30, 50 or more? You did ask for this.

Snoopy V.S. The Red Baron -- The Royal Guardsman
Youtube wtJ1Gnh9wPU
 
2022-02-12 6:43:11 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Presidents should be packed off to a vacation island after their presidency.  They have basic amenities, and health care.  Fairly nice.  But they can't ever leave until they die and no comms with the outside world. Yes, even with family.  The spouse may choose to join on the island, but the decision is final. Drones drop resources off for them every few days.  All their property they have when they are elected is seized by the government and sold off for the good of Our Democracy.

Problem solved.


So the sequel to the cargo cults of WWII? But not all of them. I say we vote to banish them. Popular vote only.
 
2022-02-12 6:45:13 PM  
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2022-02-12 6:46:18 PM  
I've been listening to the audiobook of Dune at work, and just decided to watch the 1980s version while starting my work from home rotation this week. I was probably in junior high the last time I saw the movie.

How did I manage to forget how completely batshiat it is? WHAT IS WITH EVERYONE'S EYEBROWS?
 
2022-02-12 6:46:26 PM  

Vacation Bible School: snowshovel: Isn't Obama a millionaire now?

Obama produced things of value.


Obama's turds are of more value than anything Trump or anyone in his family has ever produced.
 
2022-02-12 6:48:17 PM  
I am really surprised in some ways that the United States of America is treating sedition and treason so lightly when it comes to TFG.

4 years of attacks on his own government- intelligence agencies, State department, education, environment, etc WHILE PRESIDENT.... current daily sedition against the USA AFTER the presidency...

Seriously, what kind of country allows this to continue, especially after the instigation of a physical attack on the capital followed by this daily sedition?
 
2022-02-12 6:49:57 PM  
Every dollar going into his pocket is not going to a GQP candidate.

/The bleeding is coming from inside the Party.
 
2022-02-12 7:04:09 PM  
This is the most honest job he's had in his life.
 
2022-02-12 7:10:13 PM  
saturn badger:

Looks like he hired the same people as bunkie. There is probably a group discount rate and most of it is copy/pasta.

It's almost impossible to get off these email lists, too. I'm so fed up with it that I'm in the process of changing email addresses.

10, 20, 30, 50 or more? You did ask for this.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/wtJ1Gnh9wPU]


That was one of my favorites when I was a little kid. Had it on a 45.
 
2022-02-12 7:11:51 PM  

saturn badger: AmbassadorBooze: Presidents should be packed off to a vacation island after their presidency.  They have basic amenities, and health care.  Fairly nice.  But they can't ever leave until they die and no comms with the outside world. Yes, even with family.  The spouse may choose to join on the island, but the decision is final. Drones drop resources off for them every few days.  All their property they have when they are elected is seized by the government and sold off for the good of Our Democracy.

Problem solved.

So the sequel to the cargo cults of WWII? But not all of them. I say we vote to banish them. Popular vote only.


How about a compromise.  All presidents banished after their terms, and all major party candidates who lose are also banished.  Primary candidates who don't move on to the actual presidential election can stay.  Unless they have an official write in campaign.  Then the rules apply.

Make it so people know that they will own nothing after running.  Even if they win.
 
2022-02-12 7:11:55 PM  
I've met Baron Harkonnen.
I know Baron Harkonnen.
Trump is no Baron Harkonnen.

The Harkonnen were successful at making the spice flow.
 
2022-02-12 7:12:39 PM  

transporter_ii: saturn badger:

Looks like he hired the same people as bunkie. There is probably a group discount rate and most of it is copy/pasta.

It's almost impossible to get off these email lists, too. I'm so fed up with it that I'm in the process of changing email addresses.

10, 20, 30, 50 or more? You did ask for this.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/wtJ1Gnh9wPU]

That was one of my favorites when I was a little kid. Had it on a 45.


Mine too. It's still a fun listen. I like the machine guns in it.
 
2022-02-12 7:12:41 PM  

transporter_ii: saturn badger:

Looks like he hired the same people as bunkie. There is probably a group discount rate and most of it is copy/pasta.

It's almost impossible to get off these email lists, too. I'm so fed up with it that I'm in the process of changing email addresses.

10, 20, 30, 50 or more? You did ask for this.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/wtJ1Gnh9wPU]

That was one of my favorites when I was a little kid. Had it on a 45.


You know how many emails I get from republicans?  Zero. Have you supported them in the past? And if so, why?
 
2022-02-12 7:26:19 PM  
Huh, not cryptocoin then.
 
2022-02-12 8:22:08 PM  
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The event had all the trappings of a typical high-end fundraiser: a giant American flag, a lectern, chandeliers and an open bar. Frank Stallone's band provided the music; an anti-Biden "Let's Go Brandon" banner hung from the rafters.


Dead to me
 
2022-02-12 8:36:04 PM  
 
2022-02-12 8:45:59 PM  

Mr_Smartypants: Whip Fundraising, whose founder, Brad Keltner, has asserted that "the lion's share" went to charity.

Heh, he's kinda right...


Yeah, shouldda been title-cased.  Charity.  And some went to her friends Krystal, Tiffany, Brandi, Angel and Candy.
 
2022-02-12 8:56:32 PM  
Grifting off his political status after he's no longer in office.

#53 in a series of things Trump does that Republicans claimed made Hillary unfit for office.
 
2022-02-12 9:08:10 PM  
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2022-02-12 11:46:22 PM  
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2022-02-12 11:55:40 PM  

maram500: Vacation Bible School: snowshovel: Isn't Obama a millionaire now?

Obama produced things of value.

Obama's turds are of more value than anything Trump or anyone in his family has ever produced.


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2022-02-13 2:10:27 AM  

gonegirl: I've been listening to the audiobook of Dune at work, and just decided to watch the 1980s version while starting my work from home rotation this week. I was probably in junior high the last time I saw the movie.

How did I manage to forget how completely batshiat it is? WHAT IS WITH EVERYONE'S EYEBROWS?


I saw some of the original film for the first time at xmas.  bafflingly weird.  and gross... the eyebrows and facial lesions, and that nasty-ass guy leaking all over the place.
 
2022-02-13 2:30:45 AM  

Lady J: gonegirl: I've been listening to the audiobook of Dune at work, and just decided to watch the 1980s version while starting my work from home rotation this week. I was probably in junior high the last time I saw the movie.

How did I manage to forget how completely batshiat it is? WHAT IS WITH EVERYONE'S EYEBROWS?

I saw some of the original film for the first time at xmas.  bafflingly weird.  and gross... the eyebrows and facial lesions, and that nasty-ass guy leaking all over the place.


It's a David Lynch film.

It's going to make you feel like you've taken drugs.

Dune is the cocaine of David Lynch films.

Twin Peaks is the marijuana.
Blue Velvet is Nitrous Oxide.
Eraserhead is alcohol withdrawal.  It is Delerium Tremens translated to celluloid.
Mulholland Drive, LSD.  Definitely LSD.


/Herbert fan since 1978
//loved his Dune
 
2022-02-13 2:35:30 AM  

bughunter: It's a David Lynch film.

It's going to make you feel like you've taken drugs.


you're not getting good drugs
 
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