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(CBS Minnesota)   Well, the bar name checks out   (minnesota.cbslocal.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Felony, Anoka County, Minnesota, Firearm, Assault, Nicks-Bey, felony charges, 50-year-old Lashawn Nicks-Bey, Handgun  
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2022-02-07 3:23:11 PM  
Wise guy, eh?
 
2022-02-07 6:25:55 PM  
Should have gone to Moe's Tavern instead.
 
2022-02-07 6:32:35 PM  
"The security video shows people in the area flitching from the gunfire, but no one was hit."

If you are flitching in public, you probably should be shot!
 
2022-02-07 6:33:53 PM  
"The security video shows people in the area flitching from the gunfire, but no one was hit."


I bet half of them had no flitch training beforehand but suddenly knew how to flitch instinctively when gun-play started
 
2022-02-07 6:35:16 PM  

maddan: "The security video shows people in the area flitching from the gunfire, but no one was hit."

If you are flitching in public, you probably should be shot!


Anybody who loves their momma will fight you if you call him a son of a flitch
 
2022-02-07 6:41:00 PM  

mikaloyd: "The security video shows people in the area flitching from the gunfire, but no one was hit."


I bet half of them had no flitch training beforehand but suddenly knew how to flitch instinctively when gun-play started


You may think you don't know how to flitch, but being shot at is highly motivating.
 
2022-02-07 6:42:17 PM  
Down On The Street, at the Scene Of The Crime, one guy in Tight Pants said, "I Got A Right!  Now you gotta Open Up And Bleed!". And a Real Cool Time turned into No Fun.
 
2022-02-07 6:45:26 PM  

mikaloyd: "The security video shows people in the area flitching from the gunfire, but no one was hit."


I bet half of them had no flitch training beforehand but suddenly knew how to flitch instinctively when gun-play started


Perhaps they were just board.
 
2022-02-07 6:54:45 PM  
The shooting left two people hospitalized with gunshot wounds to their legs.

$10 says they shot themselves while trying to draw.
 
2022-02-07 6:55:14 PM  
This is why sane states don't allow guns in bars.
 
2022-02-07 6:57:59 PM  
Derp, hit enter too soon.  I was trying to point out that at least by going to their cars this stupid fark probably hit less people than if they started blasting inside.
 
2022-02-07 7:00:55 PM  
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"No worries! You guys can come to my pla... er, never mind."
 
2022-02-07 7:03:54 PM  
I scrolled down and saw the mugshots.

Does that make me racist?
 
2022-02-07 7:11:01 PM  
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
 
2022-02-07 7:28:26 PM  

drtgb: The shooting left two people hospitalized with gunshot wounds to their legs.

$10 says they shot themselves while trying to draw.


Trying to draw what?
 
2022-02-07 7:29:52 PM  

Theeng: This is why sane states don't allow guns in bars.


That's pretty hard to enforce
 
2022-02-07 7:47:36 PM  
Two Stooges Sports Bar & Grill

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2022-02-07 7:54:13 PM  

baronbloodbath: Should have gone to Moe's Tavern instead.


We actually have Moe's bar pretty close to Two Stooges
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2022-02-07 8:39:14 PM  

Theeng: This is why sane states don't allow guns in bars.



FTFA: Nicks-Bey has a prior conviction for felony assault and is ineligible to carry a gun, prosecutors say. Nicks-Bey allegedly told investigators that while he knows he can't legally carry a firearm, he still possessed a handgun for his personal protection.

Umm....
 
2022-02-07 8:49:00 PM  

Lillya: baronbloodbath: Should have gone to Moe's Tavern instead.

We actually have Moe's bar pretty close to Two Stooges
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Is Moe's on Mounds View Parkway, or 73rd?

/I am just south of there, but have never been
//wonder if there is a 'Barney' in there?
///Ahh, it is on  the corner of both... heh
 
2022-02-07 9:22:41 PM  
I heard Dave Ryan got crabs there.
 
2022-02-07 9:37:09 PM  

payattention: Lillya: baronbloodbath: Should have gone to Moe's Tavern instead.

We actually have Moe's bar pretty close to Two Stooges
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Is Moe's on Mounds View Parkway, or 73rd?

/I am just south of there, but have never been
//wonder if there is a 'Barney' in there?
///Ahh, it is on  the corner of both... heh


Yeah that's the one - no Barney though- not even a Love Tester
 
2022-02-07 10:03:33 PM  
Waitwaitwait ... not a joint owned by After Midnight Group?

This is my actual shocked face.
 
2022-02-07 11:14:05 PM  
Coon Rapids?
 
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