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(The Daily Beast)   What's round on both ends, high in THE middle, and currently boasts a US Senate front-runner who's too f*cking creepy for Donald Trump?   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2022-02-06 9:33:37 PM  
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2022-02-06 9:45:10 PM  
Josh Mandel likes watersports, hence Trump's obsession.
 
2022-02-06 9:51:55 PM  
Without details of what the rumors are this is a non-story, or as CNN calls it, Breaking News
 
2022-02-06 10:34:08 PM  
Throw money at the monster, problem solved.
 
2022-02-06 10:34:18 PM  
 
2022-02-06 10:36:45 PM  
All the options on the GOP side look terrible.

If Tim Ryan doesn't curb stomp whoever the GOP barfs up, then that's an indictment on the state of Ohio.
 
2022-02-06 10:37:42 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: You always wanna know why people like me got a beef with the bro guy. The redneck, red-hat wearing, white type. The self-identified "patriotic till I die" kind. Well, where to start?

Click it. It's good.


https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529
 
2022-02-06 10:38:51 PM  
"Trump has privately regurgitated, often in disgust, a wide range of unverified, often completely unvetted, and lurid rumors about the MAGA candidate."

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2022-02-06 10:39:26 PM  
So, is he farking live boys or dead girls?
 
2022-02-06 10:40:04 PM  
Or a little of both?
 
2022-02-06 10:45:28 PM  
FTA: Trump felt there was just something about Mandel and his personality that rubbed him the wrong way.

Apparently, he didn't pay the balls enough attention.
 
2022-02-06 10:46:17 PM  
So we're back to anonymous and unverified sources being reliable?
 
2022-02-06 10:50:25 PM  
To be fair to Trump, Josh Mandel is a creep.
 
2022-02-06 10:53:41 PM  

Mrtraveler01: All the options on the GOP side look terrible.

If Tim Ryan doesn't curb stomp whoever the GOP barfs up, then that's an indictment on the state of Ohio.


I'd like to see that too, but as a resident, the only things I ever see are ads, unsolicited texts from Creepy Josh, Fake Hillbilly, and self-hating-hispanic Bernie Moreno who for some reason tactually thinks he has a receptive audience on Adult Swim.

My wife asked me the other day who the Democratic candidate for Senate even was. It took me about 15 seconds of struggling to remember his name. I have literally seen nothing from him, and I live in one of the blue areas of the state.
 
2022-02-06 10:55:54 PM  

danvon: Mrtraveler01: All the options on the GOP side look terrible.

If Tim Ryan doesn't curb stomp whoever the GOP barfs up, then that's an indictment on the state of Ohio.

I'd like to see that too, but as a resident, the only things I ever see are ads, unsolicited texts from Creepy Josh, Fake Hillbilly, and self-hating-hispanic Bernie Moreno who for some reason tactually thinks he has a receptive audience on Adult Swim.

My wife asked me the other day who the Democratic candidate for Senate even was. It took me about 15 seconds of struggling to remember his name. I have literally seen nothing from him, and I live in one of the blue areas of the state.


So why on earth would he be running ads in your district
 
2022-02-06 10:57:39 PM  
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2022-02-06 10:58:04 PM  
Too creepy for Il Douche?  That's saying something.
 
2022-02-06 10:58:56 PM  
"Trump has privately regurgitated, often in disgust, a wide range of unverified, often completely unvetted, and lurid rumors about the MAGA candidate."

What? Like paying Russian prostitutes to p*** on the bed the Obama's slept in? That kind of stuff?

This is priceless.
 
2022-02-06 10:58:59 PM  
If that helps tank his campaign, so much the better. The dude's a Nazi.
 
2022-02-06 10:59:17 PM  

qorkfiend: danvon: Mrtraveler01: All the options on the GOP side look terrible.

If Tim Ryan doesn't curb stomp whoever the GOP barfs up, then that's an indictment on the state of Ohio.

I'd like to see that too, but as a resident, the only things I ever see are ads, unsolicited texts from Creepy Josh, Fake Hillbilly, and self-hating-hispanic Bernie Moreno who for some reason tactually thinks he has a receptive audience on Adult Swim.

My wife asked me the other day who the Democratic candidate for Senate even was. It took me about 15 seconds of struggling to remember his name. I have literally seen nothing from him, and I live in one of the blue areas of the state.

So why on earth would he be running ads in your district


Oh, I don't know. Maybe to inspire people to vote for him, talk about him, canvass for him, GOTV, donate to his campaign.
 
2022-02-06 11:00:30 PM  
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2022-02-06 11:01:36 PM  
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Ohio tourism logos, before and after from a while ago
 
2022-02-06 11:02:39 PM  
Wot's that on the TV?
It looks like a penguin.
That's not very exciting. Change the channel to something else.
<voice from TV: tonight we will explore the sex life of a mollusk...>
Ohhh! I like the sound of that one.
 
2022-02-06 11:04:36 PM  

danvon: Mrtraveler01: All the options on the GOP side look terrible.

If Tim Ryan doesn't curb stomp whoever the GOP barfs up, then that's an indictment on the state of Ohio.

I'd like to see that too, but as a resident, the only things I ever see are ads, unsolicited texts from Creepy Josh, Fake Hillbilly, and self-hating-hispanic Bernie Moreno who for some reason tactually thinks he has a receptive audience on Adult Swim.

My wife asked me the other day who the Democratic candidate for Senate even was. It took me about 15 seconds of struggling to remember his name. I have literally seen nothing from him, and I live in one of the blue areas of the state.


In fairness, it's only February. That's why the candidates are trying to "out-Trump" one another to the poimt its nauseating. It's for the primary. 

The Democratic primary is pretty much set. Tim Ryan does have a few challengers but polls showing him running away with the primary.
 
2022-02-06 11:05:39 PM  
Nobody ever heard of Fleshlights.
Trump on All the Things 'Nobody Knew' | NowThis
Youtube 7uUyiE0fzJ4
 
2022-02-06 11:06:14 PM  
There are plenty of charisma-free weirdos and dorks who would be excellent policymakers and legislators. Charisma is utterly worthless to someone who needs to write laws, edit laws, audit agencies, and oversee regulatory bodies. Charisma is also utterly worthless to diplomacy, except as a distraction from real problems, and no diplomat can rely on the stupidity of the other side to make charisma work. So, basically, Mandel has no flaws yet (except being a Nazi bu he is running in the Nazi party so whatever).
 
2022-02-06 11:06:56 PM  

MrSnrub: So, is he farking live boys or dead girls?


Yes.
 
2022-02-06 11:09:14 PM  
Trump hates Mandel because *he* should had been the host of Deal or No Deal. How could they give that sweet gig to someone other than the author of Art of the Deal? That show got terrible ratings anyways. It would had been a success had Trump hosted it. Plus, he would had moved on the suitcase model like a biatch
 
2022-02-06 11:09:14 PM  
Cunningham 700 WLW is directly responsible for the indoctrination because all white people have to micro manage somenthing in the name of I'm not paying for that. So tedious.
 
2022-02-06 11:11:31 PM  
...high in the middle...

Colorado?

...reads the rest...

Oh
 
2022-02-06 11:15:14 PM  

Mrtraveler01: danvon: Mrtraveler01: All the options on the GOP side look terrible.

If Tim Ryan doesn't curb stomp whoever the GOP barfs up, then that's an indictment on the state of Ohio.

I'd like to see that too, but as a resident, the only things I ever see are ads, unsolicited texts from Creepy Josh, Fake Hillbilly, and self-hating-hispanic Bernie Moreno who for some reason tactually thinks he has a receptive audience on Adult Swim.

My wife asked me the other day who the Democratic candidate for Senate even was. It took me about 15 seconds of struggling to remember his name. I have literally seen nothing from him, and I live in one of the blue areas of the state.

In fairness, it's only February. That's why the candidates are trying to "out-Trump" one another to the poimt its nauseating. It's for the primary. 

The Democratic primary is pretty much set. Tim Ryan does have a few challengers but polls showing him running away with the primary.


I hope. But we're talking American voters, and especially Ohio voters here. I'd venture a guess that there's 1/4 of the voters who just pull the tab for a name they've seen before, rather than "waste" it on an unfamiliar one.

"Oooh, I juss seen one a his signs on Road-dog's front yard yestiday"
 
2022-02-06 11:16:09 PM  

Fista-Phobia: Cunningham 700 WLW is directly responsible for the indoctrination because all white people have to micro manage somenthing in the name of I'm not paying for that. So tedious.


Hey now, WTVN Columbus and WTAM Cleveland have their share of the blame too.
 
2022-02-06 11:16:36 PM  
Trump will throw his weight behind Theil's guy.

He wants some of Peter's money for himself.
 
2022-02-06 11:18:16 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Nobody ever heard of Fleshlights.
[YouTube video: Trump on All the Things 'Nobody Knew' | NowThis]


"Triggering the libs" = Being enraged at a sociopath liar with a really bad tell.
 
2022-02-06 11:18:35 PM  
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2022-02-06 11:26:59 PM  
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A Brontosaurus?
 
2022-02-06 11:27:05 PM  

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You get a funny. Partly because I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that.
 
2022-02-06 11:32:20 PM  

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Good for bugs that guy is a pervert. He sings a Barry White balled to grilled cheese sandwiches before he farks them. That just isn't melted cheese that is fudd jizz

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2022-02-06 11:38:47 PM  
Also stop hating on Ohio. It's modern day conservatives that suck. They need to be run out on a rail. They should go live in Russia or Somalia. I like it here. I like actual freedom and not some Deer Park clown's idea of what 'freedom' is.
 
2022-02-06 11:40:18 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Fista-Phobia: Cunningham 700 WLW is directly responsible for the indoctrination because all white people have to micro manage somenthing in the name of I'm not paying for that. So tedious.

Hey now, WTVN Columbus and WTAM Cleveland have their share of the blame too.


Word. SW checking in.
 
2022-02-06 11:40:39 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: You always wanna know why people like me got a beef with the bro guy. The redneck, red-hat wearing, white type. The self-identified "patriotic till I die" kind. Well, where to start?

Click it. It's good.


I Farkie'd you as "Just Good" (not because of this; awhile ago). You deliver. You make me not want to leave.

We should have a beer (or whatever your social beverage of preference is) at some point.
 
2022-02-06 11:46:27 PM  

Fista-Phobia: Also stop hating on Ohio. It's modern day conservatives that suck. They need to be run out on a rail. They should go live in Russia or Somalia. I like it here. I like actual freedom and not some Deer Park clown's idea of what 'freedom' is.


I like the cities that start with C.

They shouldn't have to be drug down with the rest of the state that failed to adapt and change.
 
2022-02-06 11:51:14 PM  

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mesmerizing...
 
2022-02-06 11:53:00 PM  
What the hell could Trump find so bad about Mandel that he hasn't done himself?

Beating his wife? Check
Cheating on his wife? Check
Some really weird shiat in the bedroom? Checkity check.

Oh, he said something about Ivanka's store bought bewbs or ass, didn't he? No endorsement for you!
 
2022-02-06 11:55:11 PM  

Fista-Phobia: Also stop hating on Ohio. It's modern day conservatives that suck. They need to be run out on a rail. They should go live in Russia or Somalia. I like it here. I like actual freedom and not some Deer Park clown's idea of what 'freedom' is.


GISed "deer park clown" and I still have no idea what it is supposed to be. If it is an Ohio thing, it might get across Lake Erie, though, so I'm gonna assume "Stoner from Port Colborne" is basically it.
 
2022-02-07 12:10:49 AM  

danvon: Mrtraveler01: All the options on the GOP side look terrible.

If Tim Ryan doesn't curb stomp whoever the GOP barfs up, then that's an indictment on the state of Ohio.

I'd like to see that too, but as a resident, the only things I ever see are ads, unsolicited texts from Creepy Josh, Fake Hillbilly, and self-hating-hispanic Bernie Moreno who for some reason tactually thinks he has a receptive audience on Adult Swim.

My wife asked me the other day who the Democratic candidate for Senate even was. It took me about 15 seconds of struggling to remember his name. I have literally seen nothing from him, and I live in one of the blue areas of the state.


You just answered the question, you live in a Blue area of the state. Unless you live in Columbus where Harper is from, why should Ryan spend the few dollars he has now in your area?  The other two running don't even have their pictures up on Ballotopia.
 
2022-02-07 12:24:27 AM  
what are these rumors?  No one seems to be saying what they are, only that they exist in abstract form
 
2022-02-07 12:32:04 AM  
probably because jd vance is peter thiel's lapdog, and trump needs that sweet palantir money.
 
2022-02-07 12:34:41 AM  

psykick dancehall: probably because jd vance is peter thiel's lapdog, and trump needs that sweet palantir money.


That's exactly what he's doing.

He's going to endorse Vance. Because he wants a payoff from Theil.

The longer he waits, the more it's worth.
 
2022-02-07 12:46:27 AM  

bhcompy: what are these rumors?  No one seems to be saying what they are, only that they exist in abstract form


They're  the BEST rumors. YUGE rumors. People are telling him his rumors are the rumorier rumors.
 
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