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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)   In Central Pennsyltucky, we get our horse supplies at the Pizzeria   (fox43.com) divider line
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2022-02-06 9:59:30 AM  
Probably putting it in your pizza as a public service.
 
2022-02-06 10:06:52 AM  

edmo: Probably putting it in your pizza as a public service.


I hate to imagine what that would taste like.
 
2022-02-06 10:10:06 AM  

kdawg7736: edmo: Probably putting it in your pizza as a public service.

I hate to imagine what that would taste like.


It would taste like FREEDOM!

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2022-02-06 10:24:45 AM  
Pepperoni goes where?
 
2022-02-06 11:53:26 AM  
Why is the article calling these things "treatments for covid"?

They aren't.
 
2022-02-06 11:53:44 AM  
LEBANON COUNTY, Pa. - After a series of videos were released on social media accusing a Lebanon County restaurant of acting as a conduit to coordinate distribution of Ivermectin, an alternative, non-FDA approved treatment for COVID-19,

Stopped reading right there.

/Fox News local going good News?
 
2022-02-06 11:54:16 AM  

Siskabush: LEBANON COUNTY, Pa. - After a series of videos were released on social media accusing a Lebanon County restaurant of acting as a conduit to coordinate distribution of Ivermectin, an alternative, non-FDA approved treatment for COVID-19,

Stopped reading right there.

/Fox News local going good News?


Going Fox News?

/I feel dirty for that typo
 
2022-02-06 11:54:49 AM  
PA has some great foods, but pizza is not one of them.  Horse drugs would be an improvement to most PA pies.
 
2022-02-06 11:56:07 AM  

Siskabush: LEBANON COUNTY, Pa. - After a series of videos were released on social media accusing a Lebanon County restaurant of acting as a conduit to coordinate distribution of Ivermectin, an alternative, non-FDA approved treatment for COVID-19,

Stopped reading right there.

/Fox News local going good News?


I've been following the two TikTok accounts responsible for getting it to this point. It's been interesting to say the least. Hopefully everyone involved gets jail time for this.
 
2022-02-06 11:57:49 AM  

edmo: Probably putting it in your pizza as a public service.


Only if you order a deep dish with extra worms.
 
2022-02-06 11:59:53 AM  
WTAF?

Won't get a vaccine, but horse paste from the local pizzeria is totes legit.

I used to have a hard time trying to understand why anyone would want to be a Republican in this country. But ever since 2015 it has pretty obvious who spent most of their childhood eating glue.
 
2022-02-06 12:03:23 PM  

RubiconBeer: PA has some great foods, but pizza is not one of them.  Horse drugs would be an improvement to most PA pies.


seriously, the people here love that farking abomination known as tomato pie.
 
2022-02-06 12:06:52 PM  

tintar: RubiconBeer: PA has some great foods, but pizza is not one of them.  Horse drugs would be an improvement to most PA pies.

seriously, the people here love that farking abomination known as tomato pie.


Tomato pie should be outlawed.
 
2022-02-06 12:07:07 PM  
Good!  So sick of these morons.  They have a huge following as they spread tons of misinformation.  Hope they all go to jail and have to eat pizza bagels.
 
2022-02-06 12:07:21 PM  

tintar: RubiconBeer: PA has some great foods, but pizza is not one of them.  Horse drugs would be an improvement to most PA pies.

seriously, the people here love that farking abomination known as tomato pie.


Just channeling their inner Catalonian: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pa_amb_tom%C3%A0quet
 
2022-02-06 12:11:06 PM  

New Rising Sun: tintar: RubiconBeer: PA has some great foods, but pizza is not one of them.  Horse drugs would be an improvement to most PA pies.

seriously, the people here love that farking abomination known as tomato pie.

Just channeling their inner Catalonian: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pa_amb_tom%C3%A0quet


see, now that looks+sounds farking delicious. also the part where they allow toppings...

The dish is served accompanied with any sorts of sausages (cured botifarres, xoriço, fuet, Iberian ham, etc.), ham, cheeses, omelettes, anchovies or other marinated fish, or grilled vegetables like escalivada.
 
2022-02-06 12:11:09 PM  
Right next to the chiropractor...
 
2022-02-06 12:12:09 PM  

ifky: tintar: RubiconBeer: PA has some great foods, but pizza is not one of them.  Horse drugs would be an improvement to most PA pies.

seriously, the people here love that farking abomination known as tomato pie.

Tomato pie should be outlawed.


It's a surprisingly good breakfast, but tomato pie has no relationship to pizza as far as I am concerned.  It's not even pizza's weird, "woke" cousin.

I would also accept soft pretzel with mustard or scrapple as a decent breakfast that horrifies non-Pennsylvanians.
 
2022-02-06 12:13:17 PM  
I used to get my fat and salt supply from Pizzarias.

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2022-02-06 12:17:52 PM  
Christ. I should have looked closed at the source icon. Subby got me to click on a Fox affiliate link. I feel dirty.

Also, I'm pissed about the farking un-muted autostart of the gods-be-damned video on the page as well. Subby can EABOD and DIAF for that link.
 
2022-02-06 12:20:45 PM  
But has anyone taken a look in the pizza place's basement?
 
2022-02-06 12:21:17 PM  
But don't you dare mock them
 
2022-02-06 12:21:19 PM  
I really hope this takes that place down. Those dickheads have been in front of every camera they can demonstrating to the local Orange Menace brigade their bonafides, which marks them as even stupider than usual around here. They've been trying to kill their customers from the start, now hopefully they've killed their business.
 
2022-02-06 12:26:43 PM  
Taste of Sicily in Lebanon Pennsyltucky?
 
2022-02-06 12:26:48 PM  

Someone Else's Alt: WTAF?

Won't get a vaccine, but horse paste from the local pizzeria is totes legit.

I used to have a hard time trying to understand why anyone would want to be a Republican in this country. But ever since 2015 it has pretty obvious who spent most of their childhood eating glue.


The stupid thing is, if they weren't going to take the vaccine, there is actually some science behind things that should work much better. For instance...it is even being shown to prevent infections:

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And remember, a nasty variant rolls through that the vaccines don't work on, and this info is totally relevant.

/Vitamin D costs almost nothing, and is available OTC.
 
2022-02-06 12:28:38 PM  
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2022-02-06 12:32:29 PM  
The last time I was in Pennsylvania (which was a very long time ago) it was Scranton. We toured all of the local dive bars. I finally begged to go home because man, after six hours of Scranton dive bars, you've seen all there is to see. No sense of novelty remains. You can cut the ennui with a knife.

As we climbed in the car, I saw a guy across the street lying in the gutter. I was just about to remark on this when he sat bolt upright, looked at me, and said something. No idea what, the car door was closed. Then he lay back down.

It was probably to tell me that the special of the day at Taste of Sicily is scrapple al fredo with unlimited scrapple sticks.

Actually I just realized that was not the last time I was in Pennsylvania. I later went to visit a now-former friend who lived in Pittsburgh. More dive bars. I was a boozer back then but FSM Almighty, these people make me look like a temperance movement church lady. At the last bar, there were few patrons, and they had "Deliverance" playing on the TV. We got there pretty much just in time for the "squeal like a pig" scene. It got very, very quiet in there.
 
2022-02-06 12:32:38 PM  
Officials have confirmed allegations that the Lebanon County restaurant has been acting as a conduit to coordinate distribution of Ivermectin...

and children.
 
2022-02-06 12:32:49 PM  
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This is how to pizza!
 
2022-02-06 12:34:05 PM  
Closeup to make you weep.

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2022-02-06 12:44:06 PM  

WheezerTheGeezer: Closeup to make you weep.

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I don't see any pineapple.  Pass.
 
2022-02-06 12:46:52 PM  
This is my bemused look:


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2022-02-06 12:54:04 PM  
That is NOT central Pennsyltucky
 
2022-02-06 12:54:05 PM  
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2022-02-06 12:55:36 PM  
When I first moved into my neighborhood on the North Side of Pittsburgh, there was this local independent pizza shop that we'd order from once a week. A year later they were shut down for smuggling crack in the dough.

This is so much lamer.
 
2022-02-06 12:59:02 PM  

GypsyJoker: Right next to the chiropractor...


My favorite pizza in my old neighborhood in Queens is still around, still run by the same family since 1974. I grew up eating Alfie's pizza and cannot go to NYC and not go back and get a few slices with my friends.

But something about your post rang a bell. Off to Google foo...Mother Farker.
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2022-02-06 1:04:56 PM  

Ragin' Asian: When I first moved into my neighborhood on the North Side of Pittsburgh, there was this local independent pizza shop that we'd order from once a week. A year later they were shut down for smuggling crack in the dough.

This is so much lamer.


Yep. Not sure if it's still a thing in Philly, the Frankford, Kensignton, Fishtown neighborhood pizza joints it was fairly easy to get some ok weed with your order-if "you knew a person there"......dimly recall crack may have been dealt outta one of those joints back in the day.
 
2022-02-06 1:08:18 PM  

Ragin' Asian: When I first moved into my neighborhood on the North Side of Pittsburgh, there was this local independent pizza shop that we'd order from once a week. A year later they were shut down for smuggling crack in the dough.

This is so much lamer.


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2022-02-06 1:20:47 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: That is NOT central Pennsyltucky


I think ppl stopped thinking about anything north of 80.
 
2022-02-06 1:23:34 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: Ragin' Asian: When I first moved into my neighborhood on the North Side of Pittsburgh, there was this local independent pizza shop that we'd order from once a week. A year later they were shut down for smuggling crack in the dough.

This is so much lamer.

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There's plenty of mob/mafia leftovers that play the game out of Italian restaurants.

My favorite spot in Williamsport was a coke den first and bar/pizzeria second.
 
2022-02-06 1:25:25 PM  
I wonder if they sell scrapple pizza
 
2022-02-06 1:34:49 PM  

brokenbiscuits: Christ. I should have looked closed at the source icon. Subby got me to click on a Fox affiliate link. I feel dirty.

Also, I'm pissed about the farking un-muted autostart of the gods-be-damned video on the page as well. Subby can EABOD and DIAF for that link.


Sounds like a personal problem.
If you open pages without looking and you let scripts auto run you are at risk.
 
2022-02-06 1:46:35 PM  
I didn't know that they made pineapple flavored horse paste.
 
2022-02-06 1:47:20 PM  

kdawg7736: edmo: Probably putting it in your pizza as a public service.

I hate to imagine what that would taste like.


It would be worm-free, unlike that Chicago "pizza"
 
2022-02-06 1:47:30 PM  

MurphyMurphy: Exile On Beale Street: Ragin' Asian: When I first moved into my neighborhood on the North Side of Pittsburgh, there was this local independent pizza shop that we'd order from once a week. A year later they were shut down for smuggling crack in the dough.

This is so much lamer.

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There's plenty of mob/mafia leftovers that play the game out of Italian restaurants.

My favorite spot in Williamsport was a coke den first and bar/pizzeria second.


What was that place?  I know there was Two Boys From Italy in Montgomery and Muncy that got busted foe money laundering back in the day....
 
2022-02-06 1:52:49 PM  
Do they get their pizza at the veterinarian?
 
2022-02-06 1:57:23 PM  
Wait, isn't that in the middle of Amish country?
 
2022-02-06 1:58:28 PM  

Someone Else's Alt: WTAF?

Won't get a vaccine, but horse paste from the local pizzeria is totes legit.

I used to have a hard time trying to understand why anyone would want to be a Republican in this country. But ever since 2015 it has pretty obvious who spent most of their childhood eating glue.


Wait.    Glue.   Horse paste.    Didn't they used to make glue out of horses?

THIS MEANS SOMETHING!
 
2022-02-06 2:00:23 PM  
I thought this was going to be connected to Pennsyltucky pizzeria owner, insurrectionist, and sovereign citizen Pauline Bauer except her shop is called Bob's Trading Post,

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It looks like selling bad pizza in the middle of nowhere makes people crazy.
 
2022-02-06 2:01:08 PM  

kdawg7736: edmo: Probably putting it in your pizza as a public service.

I hate to imagine what that would taste like.


Likely still better than pineapple.
 
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