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(bob from accounting)   Meg Ryan's stalker and Dennis Quaid grab a beer, discuss 'the bitch who ruined our lives'   ( bobfromaccounting.com) divider line
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3684 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Feb 2002 at 7:46 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-21 07:51:16 AM  
Beer and boobies, eh? Must be Farkers
2002-02-21 08:14:06 AM  
she is sleeping with dozens of guys? Damn, i dont care how self absorbed she is, i would still throw my dick up in her.
2002-02-21 08:56:52 AM  
i'm surprised Tom Hanks doesn't stop in and chat...he's been in several movies with her...
2002-02-21 09:26:43 AM  
You know, one of the most appauling aspects of bad satire is unbelievable quotes. Things like "By cold ones I'm, of course, referring to beers, not that the cold-hearted biatch that abandoned her family for that gladiator guy." Are like big farking "SATIRE" roadsigns that render the story completely unbelievable. The whole "fun" of satire is the attempt at duping people into believing your story... isn't it? I give this guy a 2 for 10 on his "creative" writing.
2002-02-21 11:16:55 AM  
Random Person,
Lighten up and do a bong.
I found this story funny.
And I didn't do any bongs...yet.
2002-02-21 12:21:11 PM  
Slayer: I can't say that I have ever "done" nor will I ever "do" a bong. I might take a hit off of one... but "doing" a bong? Man, that's next to necrophelia. :-P
2002-02-21 02:28:56 PM  
Just posting here to prop this thread up a little.

It looked lonely sitting over in the corner by itself.
2002-02-21 05:40:37 PM  
Of course, the debate is not about good/bad satire, or even about the sexual responsiveness of drug paraphanalia, but about why anyone cares about about way-to-old-to-do-romantic-comedy Meg Ryan. Who posted this drivel?
2002-02-21 05:44:21 PM  
Random Person,
I could use a long cold stiff bong about now.
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