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2022-02-02 7:02:05 PM  
I cant help but feel like Rodney Dangerfield would have been the king of dad jokes if he was still with us today. And they would have actually been funny jokes too.
 
2022-02-02 7:16:20 PM  
How did the Butcher introduce his girlfriend?
Meet Patty.
 
2022-02-02 7:42:58 PM  
Why do dad jokes exist?

Because having kids leaves you dad on the inside.
 
2022-02-02 9:54:56 PM  
The Aristocrats!

What's that? Wrong kind of dad joke?
 
2022-02-02 10:13:09 PM  
A private on guard duty saw this really, really shaggy dog walk through the gate, and he said, "Wow, that's the shaggiest dog I've ever seen. Wait til my commanding officer see this!"

So he takes that shaggy dog to his sergeant, who coincidentally said the exact same thing! What are the odds of that? Then they took that shaggy dog back and forth across that base, going up the entire chain of command, and then to the Pentagon. You wouldn't believe how many people work there. It's a lot.

So the hundred-star general running the place took that recruit and his shaggy dog to the White House, and you'll never believe it but every single one of those fellers said the very same thing, word for word, about how they needed to show their boss the shaggiest dog they had ever seen. You've never heard of such a place with that many junior sub-assistants working everywhere, but to cut a long story short, when the Senior Executive Supreme Chief of Staff finally brought that dog into the Oval Office, the President took one look at that dog and said:

Well, it's not THAT shaggy....

When a letdown. Grandpa did not know how to tell a good story.

However, you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.
 
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Dick Gozinya: I cant help but feel like Rodney Dangerfield would have been the king of dad jokes if he was still with us today. And they would have actually been funny jokes too.


Al Lowe, creator of Leisure Suit Larry, has a website full of Dad jokes.
 
2022-02-03 2:26:29 AM  
I just found out that Albert Einstein was a real person! All this time I thought he was a theoretical physicist.

/Yeah, yeah, it was on Reddit yesterday.
 
2022-02-03 8:01:18 AM  
Yesterday was national sausage day.

That's right, it was ground hog day.
 
2022-02-03 9:02:32 AM  
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
 
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Is your dad a libertarian?
 
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