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(Cageside Seats)   Ric Flair is now a 5 time world alimony champion   (cagesideseats.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan, Professional wrestling, Kurt Angle, Marriage, WCW Monday Nitro, WWE Hall of Fame, WWE United States Championship  
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2022-01-31 2:05:33 PM  
Wooooo!!!
 
2022-01-31 2:06:38 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: Wooooo!!!


This is the only comment we need.
 
2022-01-31 2:07:04 PM  
Ugh, does this mean another flabby comeback?
 
2022-01-31 2:07:53 PM  

Keanus Acting Coach: Ugh, does this mean another flabby comeback?


Alimony's a biatch.
 
2022-01-31 2:09:35 PM  

Keanus Acting Coach: Ugh, does this mean another flabby comeback?


while hilarious if it did happen...it ain't gonna happen. I think even his last great asset (his ability to talk) has kind of been taken away with age.  I've attempted to watch some of his new podcasts, but he just can't seem to speak properly any more.
 
2022-01-31 2:10:56 PM  
Explains his recent commercials for Car Shield. Should a done Marriage Shield instead.
 
2022-01-31 2:11:04 PM  
Who will future ex wife number 6 be?
 
2022-01-31 2:13:29 PM  
Could have sworn he died.

Mandela Effect!

I'm in the wrong universe!
 
2022-01-31 2:13:46 PM  
You can't be his first wife, but you can be his next wife.

/woooooooooooo!
 
2022-01-31 2:13:54 PM  
Poodleface - Just Like That (feat Ric Flair)
Youtube em_WYo4sVg8


been in his house.
 
2022-01-31 2:13:56 PM  
Alimony is the farking you get for the farking you got ..
 
2022-01-31 2:14:18 PM  
That's a known hazard of being ravishing
 
2022-01-31 2:14:26 PM  

CarpathianPandaShaman: Who will future ex wife number 6 be?


"You may not be the first, but you may be the next..."

/WOOOOOO!!!
 
2022-01-31 2:16:02 PM  
To be the man, you gotta beat the man...in divorce court.
 
2022-01-31 2:16:29 PM  
That's what happens when you kayfabe knock up Lacy Evans.  And yet they looked so compatible
 
2022-01-31 2:17:50 PM  
Oldest ride, longest line!
WOO!
 
2022-01-31 2:18:05 PM  

Mukster: Explains his recent commercials for Car Shield. Should a done Marriage Shield instead.


I saw that and damn it was pathetic.  There needs to be a farm in upstate NY where aged entertainers like him, Ice-T, and JJ Walker can be put out to pasture without having to disgrace themselves in commercials.
 
2022-01-31 2:18:21 PM  
He opens his wallet and it just makes a dry fart sound.
 
2022-01-31 2:19:38 PM  
Ric Flair  visited my town a few years ago with some wrestling group I'd never heard of. While he was here, he got kicked out of a local bar for being a dick to the employees.

So umm.... WOOOOOOOOOO?
 
2022-01-31 2:23:01 PM  

AlgaeRancher: That's a known hazard of being ravishing


That's Rick Rude, we're not talking about him...
 
2022-01-31 2:25:31 PM  

buckeyebrain: AlgaeRancher: That's a known hazard of being ravishing

That's Rick Rude, we're not talking about him...


He's also dead. Ric is still stylin and profilin


WOOOO

/make sure to ask him about his helicopter impersonation
 
2022-01-31 2:25:31 PM  
It probably gets to the point where it's entertaining to watch the wives fight over what's left.
 
2022-01-31 2:28:11 PM  
Eastbound & Down - The Best of Ashley Schaeffer (Will Ferrell)
Youtube smgIyQp4TbM
 
2022-01-31 2:28:59 PM  

Trik: Could have sworn he died.

Mandela Effect!

I'm in the wrong universe!


I don't ever remember hearing that he died, but I remember thinking he was old 15-20 years ago when he was still wrestling.
 
2022-01-31 2:30:15 PM  

Thrakkorzog: It probably gets to the point where it's entertaining to watch the wives fight over what's left.

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2022-01-31 2:33:11 PM  
It just goes to show you, no matter how bad of a day you're having, someone else has it worse.
 
2022-01-31 2:35:10 PM  
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2022-01-31 2:40:48 PM  
Dude's had a lot of cranial trauma, if you know what I'm saying.
 
2022-01-31 2:44:44 PM  
Still less alimony than Phil Collins
 
2022-01-31 2:45:45 PM  
Well, when you're a stylin', profilin', limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun, these things are bound to happen.

Oh, and Woooooo!
 
2022-01-31 2:50:18 PM  

special20: Thrakkorzog: It probably gets to the point where it's entertaining to watch the wives fight over what's left.
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Small? Ouch!
 
2022-01-31 2:51:51 PM  
Remember the Wife Swap with him and Piper. Piper was a very cool laid back honest guy. Lived a quiet life training his kid and working a ranch. Just an average dude and family man.

Flair was out partying all the time abandoning the kids/step kids, spending money, had to be the center of attention. Piper i think tried to talk to him about it and said he can't keep living like that.

Wish we still had Piper.
 
2022-01-31 2:53:50 PM  

Rattrap007: Remember the Wife Swap with him and Piper. Piper was a very cool laid back honest guy. Lived a quiet life training his kid and working a ranch. Just an average dude and family man.

Flair was out partying all the time abandoning the kids/step kids, spending money, had to be the center of attention. Piper i think tried to talk to him about it and said he can't keep living like that.

Wish we still had Piper.


Piper is a very sad case. But he was too much a lone wolf, would not work within the system. Ended up broke.
 
2022-01-31 3:04:59 PM  
Every time I wonder if staying single wasn't such a great idea a story like this comes along making me smile and hug my COBOL manual.

"Your the only process for me baby."

*Smooch smooch*

"Ow paper cut."
 
2022-01-31 3:06:12 PM  

berylman: Mukster: Explains his recent commercials for Car Shield. Should a done Marriage Shield instead.

I saw that and damn it was pathetic.  There needs to be a farm in upstate NY where aged entertainers like him, Ice-T, and JJ Walker can be put out to pasture without having to disgrace themselves in commercials.


Now here comes the science. Even young whores have no integrity.
 
2022-01-31 3:06:18 PM  
After wife 2 or 3, they're pretty much whores on retainer with a cancellation policy.
 
2022-01-31 3:14:34 PM  
Divorce and separation is never a good thing.
 
2022-01-31 3:15:03 PM  

special20: Thrakkorzog: It probably gets to the point where it's entertaining to watch the wives fight over what's left.
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Never....  EVER tell us the GIS phrase used to find that pic....

ever
 
2022-01-31 3:15:54 PM  

Shatners Agent: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/em_WYo4sVg8]

been in his house.


Is that Okerlund with hair?
 
2022-01-31 3:15:58 PM  
Space Mountain closed for repairs.
 
2022-01-31 3:20:03 PM  

CarpathianPandaShaman: Who will future ex wife number 6 be?



Meet Your Second Wife - SNL
Youtube MJEAGd1bQuc
 
2022-01-31 3:21:34 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: special20: Thrakkorzog: It probably gets to the point where it's entertaining to watch the wives fight over what's left.
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Never....  EVER tell us the GIS phrase used to find that pic....

ever


Yeah, I'll be hearing from HR by the end of the week.
 
2022-01-31 3:23:19 PM  
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2022-01-31 3:30:30 PM  

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Fark really needs a "barfing smiley" I could use to flag things.
 
2022-01-31 3:31:31 PM  
While the dude was one of the greats, he didn't work in wrestling when money was huge, he's gotta be broke as a joke after 5 divorces.
 
2022-01-31 3:33:17 PM  
The "famous" WOO off
Best of TNA: Woo Off Between Ric Flair and Jay Lethal
Youtube ct7IWkiiWgA
 
2022-01-31 3:33:32 PM  

Gotfire: [Fark user image 425x310]


Oh Kay, I won't need to eat for a day or so.
 
2022-01-31 3:36:10 PM  
More importantly, Conrad Thompson will now have to mention he won't answer questions about it on all his podcasts.
 
2022-01-31 3:36:35 PM  

berylman: Mukster: Explains his recent commercials for Car Shield. Should a done Marriage Shield instead.

I saw that and damn it was pathetic.  There needs to be a farm in upstate NY where aged entertainers like him, Ice-T, and JJ Walker can be put out to pasture without having to disgrace themselves in commercials.


Wait. Hold the phone. Pull up.
Are you saying those commercials DON'T make you want to buy their products?
 
2022-01-31 3:40:51 PM  
Only five pieces of Flair?    He needs to up his game.

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